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Cliff "Q" Cumber

@cgcumber.bsky.social
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Entertaining you at arm's length. Comic artist. Itinerant, occasional newspaper columnist. Unassuming suburban dad. 😉🇬🇧🧐 thelongbox.substack.com

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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
So, I am doing this. The first issue is ready to go. Well, letter. It's a page of weird shit.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Tell me you see it.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Aw, thank you, Ms Harris! I'm not sure it'll ever happen, but you'll be first in line.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Love you, man. Can't wait to see you.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I'm not quite sure where I was going with this dump. Thank you for reading.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I'm going to keep going, though. I have stories I want to tell and emotions I want you to feel through those stories.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
And here we are in 2025. Well, almost. And I'm feeling the entropy of my age and complete uncertainty about our future as a species, and a lingering dissatisfaction that I was never part of that comics mainstream like Clowes or Burns.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I don't have many regrets. Not sticking with my art consistently is one of them. Not finding my people until it's too late is another. I chose writing and journalism primarily (and, thereby, supported a beautiful family).
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
By the time I'd mastered the digital stuff, we'd be off down some new rabbit hole leaving me behind yelling, "Wait, wait!" My old brain just doesn't have the speed or wit to keep up.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I turn 55 this year. I had always hoped I had time to make it after my sporadic forays into making comics but that clock is ticking down. If I had another 55 years to properly and efficiently put into practice all the lessons I'd learned, it still wouldn't be enough.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
So why not revolt? Why not defiantly go back to ink on paper so those few lovely people who feel that delightful tickle in their brain when they see my scribbles are rewarded by having something physical to hold?
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The thought of building another following just so some billionaires can make a quick buck off me gives me the wobblers.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
And I find social media EXHAUSTING and wish it would all just go away or be reduced in scale or something. Most of my interactions cross-platform have been awful and draining (maybe with the exception of the soon-to-be extinct TikTok).
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I mean, look at this top nine. Three pieces of art from ages ago, Ed Piskor, my cat, my extremely handsome son, a shit meme, a far-superior cartoonist and the top of my effing desk.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
And, honestly, no one out there *gestures vaguely at the digital masses* seems to like my art, which, to be honest, hurts, because I was hoping it was impostor syndrome but the evidence points to that being the reality.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Who doesn't like getting mail/post that's not just some spam mailer?
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
... I may launch a comic/zine/letter project in 2025 that is completely analog and totally offline that you can only subscribe to by giving me your address and is mailed to you in an envelope. I feel like if I only have three subscribers, it's worth more than all my social media followers combined
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
What's your favorite Carry On movie? Mine is Carry On Henry.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Another hot take, I think, is that tea bags should never, EVER have a string attached. You think you're dealing with amateurs?
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Watching Supernatural all the way through, because sick, and I'm pretty sure that Castiel is actually DC's John Constantine working his side hustle in another reality.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Watching the latest Carry-On movie for Christmas and I haven't seen Sid James or Babs Windsor in it yet at all and I'm like WTF? Also, Carry On what? Seriously, Hollywood, get your shit together.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I found myself scrolling the LinkedIn news feed today for some reason and it was so depressing.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Happy day late birthday to the creator of Plastic Man, Jack Cole.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
But if you're wondering, l-r, David Kelly, Biff Pilchard, O'Sullivan and Cleo Rocos.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
These are some very bad guys. No resemblance to actors living or dead.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Beetlejuice II and Gladiator II are the Highlander II of this generation.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Maybe a cover. Maybe not. Maybe a gun-toting baby. Maybe not.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I also love the art of this ad.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Any comics pals who were reading in the '80s ever play this? I remember being in the UK and so jealous my US colleagues had access to these cool games.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I do and it was brilliant and those were better times on social media. 😢
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Kenny Everett and Cleo Rocca dressed in period 19th century clothing in a skit where they're singing the 12 Days of Christmas while bird shit drops on them? We've lost so much.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Who is there to bring them sunshine? Just a skibidi toilet festooned in tinsel. That's your war on Christmas right there.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Ask kids these days about Mike Yarwood and they don't know who you're talking about. At one point, you'd never get through Christmas without him on the box along with a bit of Morecombe and Wise and a Carry On movie and now all the kids have is a YouTube of a log fire.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
34 pages, lads. 2 years of work.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Click like if you feel your social media presence has been hampered by being ugly.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Sometimes I draw tiny little sketches so I can draw bigger sketches
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I don't know why, but people who list their degrees after their names in emails really annoys me. Oh, you're an MBA? How special for you.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This is an OA character having beaten Absolute Batman. I mean, if you're not a comics person, you may not get it, so exposition.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Posting this here because no one's gonna see it and I quite like what I drew.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I would like to state here, for the record, that I would gladly be murdered by you.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Went to see Heretic with the wife last night and it was remarkable. Such a great movie and Hugh Grant's performance was Oscar worthy.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Fine then. Have some recent drawerings.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
So, I hear we're all over here on BlueSky now?
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Hopeless Maine @hopelessmaine.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
We've had a few pieces for the project from brilliant @cgcumber.bsky.social
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Also, I guess Bluesky doesn't do videos, huh?
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
One for the Doctor Who fans.
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I won't be allowed to post it here because it's not quite safe for work, but here's a little low effort sketchbook comic I threw together. I try to explain myself on substack. thelongbox.substack.com/p/nsfw-sket… Fair warning, it's graphic.
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#NSFW sketchbook comic
... and you're the only people I can share it with
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Cliff "Q" Cumber @cgcumber.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Well, here I am. Don't get too excited.
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