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It's me! -34 -she/they 18+ please, there be nasty here 🔞 patreon.com/cfstuff I draw stuff both sfw and nsfw, crochet and generally make a mess of things lol america's #4 source of slutty jigens

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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 22h
another notkinktober i'm not usually much of a toothcup girlypop but they are still pretty good lol
hiccup leaning on toothless' head clasping his mouth as he cums on toothless' tongue
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
eh
naked astrid clinging to stormfly's nose
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cannot draw rn but have some stuff i set up for kinktober when i thought i was going to do it lmfao
a flat colored comic with hiccup and astrid

panel 1: hiccup is working on a device, astrid clasping his shoulders

Hiccup: Hah... not now, Astrid. I've gotta get this done.

Astrid: You really don't-?

Panel 2: 

Hiccup: Nope!

Astrid: But, Hiccup...

Hiccup: Busy!

Astrid: Hiccup, if you don't get between my legs RIGHT NOW-!

Pane 3:

HIccup: Make me.

Panel 4: Astrid cracks her knuckles. 

Panel 5: 7 Seconds Later

Hiccup is stuck between Astrid's legs, reaching to a part she is holding beyond his fingertips. 

Hiccup: Astrid- Astrid- That's Hah!- Actually a very- nnn, d-delicate-

Astrid: Get to work then! 

Hiccup: ...Okay. <3
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#swordtember 15: Bard i know very little about stringed instruments AND blades so i'm sure it shows lmfao fun tho
a green lute type instrument with a blade built near the fretboard
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#Swordtember 14: Bug something chitinous!
a sword made from an insect wing with an exoskeletal handle
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#Swordtember 13: Envy kind of a difficult one since it's a more abstract idea! I tried lol
A green and gilt sword with a dark presence in the shadow of the blade
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Already got and ruined my 2027 planner
A classy black moleskiene planner with idiotic stckers all over it
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#swordtember 12: Ink mightier than the sword and all that
a magical fountain pen surrounded by a swirl of ink in a swordlike shape.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today i'm on a huge roadtrip to see if i'm dying Somewhat related: rest stop vending machine gyro
A gyro in a vending machine. Brand name: opaa!
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
btw here's a design commission i finished recently and forgot to post i don't do these very often so it was a fun challenge!! C:
A reference sheet for a HTTYD inspired dragon that breathes and sweats magma.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#swordtember 11: Chaos just a little jumbled up lol
a broke blade compiled of floating pieces.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
looking through old shit for funsies and uh if this picture (violation and all) doesn't describe my whole vibe lmfao
a screenshot of a badly photoshopped image of mildew httyd's head on a sexy old man's body in a speedo, flagged on Tumblr for violating community guidelines
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#Swordtember 10: Celestial a lil cosmic today <3
A golden sword with glowing neon blue elements and planet motifs
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Original!
The original black and white comic as described above!
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THORSDAY!!! Time for more DILDO SAGA! she loves himmmm lol
A flat colored comic titled Honey and the Hatchet. 

Panel 1: Hiccup prepares Toothless for a journey, a satchel on his back. Astrid approaches. 

Astrid: Leaving again?

Hiccup: Yup. 

Panel 2: 

Hiccup: Oh! But I, um, made something for you.

He hands her something wrapped in cloth. 

Astrid: ?

Panel 3: Astrid opens the parcel just off-panel, looking down in surprise at the contents. 

Astrid: What the-?! ...Is this your-?!

Hiccup: ...Yes. I just thought... 

Panel 4:

Astrid: ...Well, it's not pink and freckly...

Hiccup: Um, no... 

Panel 5: 

Astrid: Or... warm and twitchy... 

Hiccup: ...No. 

Panel 6: 

Astrid: And it won't make stupid noises if I twist it...

Hiccup: I... guess not... 

Panel 7: Astrid pulls Hiccup into a kiss.

Astrid: ...I guess I can make it work. 

Hiccup: !

Panel 8: Astrid descends down Hiccup's body. 

Astrid: Just let me see the real deal one more time. 

Hiccup: Absolutely!

Panel 9: Astrid is below panel along with Hiccup's hips. 

Astrid: ...What... Happened to all your hair?!

Hiccup: Uh... Occupational hazard.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh god Oh no
A contrived scenario from an impending hiccdew fic apparently
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#swordtember 9: Firearm wildly impractical but fun lmfao
a sword with a gun for a handle basically
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fungus helped! C:<
Mildew’s horrible pet sheep Fungus cropped out of a larger drawing, a familiar prosthetic leg in his teeth
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i'm drawing hiccdew for kinktober for the hatefucking prompt and i'm like where the fuck can i even post this rancid shit (hiccdew is shipping hiccup with a terrible old man named Mildew from the dragons of berk cartoon series Lore: this is the first pairing i drew porn of ever. LOL)
a picture of a rancid old man 

mildew httyd
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#swordtember 8: Bone a wild thing made from sharpened bone i guess lmfao
a clublike sword made from what appears to be a sharpened, curved femur, as well as a wishbone for the handle, and dingy fabric tying it together.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Shitty photo but proof of completion lol
Four completed seasonal legend of zelda themed cross stitches
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#swordtember 7: Greed A possessed sword made of giant coins... i guess LOL
A scimitar-esque sword with a handle made from tied-together giant yen coins and an evil face on the blade.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Finished this! Fall Seeds by Jessica Doize This is the last of the set! I'll post em all later maybe....
A fall themed quaker sampler cross stitch with a korok , musgrooms, and frog statues from legend of zelda
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#swordtember 6: Blood a blade made from the blood of a cursed creature or something lol
a dripping ethereal blade made from blood
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#swordtember 5: Wizard A wizard's sword is an intriguing idea lmfao tried to draw something vaguely enchanted. or cursed. Something. LOL
A slender golden sword with an eye on the hilt. The trailing fabric off the end gives the impression that it's floating on its own.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the funny thing about cross stitch is that thread color DMC 666 is a bright red "christmas red" yeah sure, not DEVIL RED???? (i checked 420 and 69 and they're not nearly as funny)
a skein of red thread with the label 666
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Might be getting back on my bullshit....
Setup for a round of Final Girl
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#swordtember 4: Glass shiny!!!
a glass sword with cloth tied around the hilt
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
original!
Black and white version of the comic above, cut into smaller sections. Black and white version of the comic above, cut into smaller sections. Black and white version of the comic above, cut into smaller sections. Black and white version of the comic above, cut into smaller sections.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's Thorsday! Time for DILDO SAGA 4 he didn't think this through
A flat digital comic titled Honey and the Hatchet

Panel 1: Hiccup sits in the workshop, his lower half pointedly out of view. A pot of plaster sits on a table beside him and Toothless is watching curiously. 

Hiccup: Annnd... there... we go. Now, to just let it... 

Toothless: Grrgh?

Panel 2: 

Hiccup (under his breath): silky smooth skin sliding over my...

Toothless: ?

Panel 3: Gobber appears. 

Gobber: Hiccup! How's it going?

Hiccup: Gobber?!! For Thor's sake!

Panel 4: Gobber puts an arm around Hiccup's shoulder as hiccup blushes. 

Gobber: Ah! The old plaster cast o' th' bushstinger for posterity, eh? Haven't seen someone do that'un fer a while!

Hiccup: Y-you mean other people have done- this??

Panel 5: 

Gobber: Sure! Ye shoulda asked! 

HIccup: A-Asked? About um... THIS? 

Gobber: Hm! Coulda savedje some trouble. 

Panel 6: 

Gobber: Don't suppose yeh thought teh SHAVE before yeh... 

Hiccup: ...Shave? Whyyy would I... 

Panel 7: Hiccup blinks in realization. 

Hiccup: Ohh suffering scallops! 

Gobber: Yeech.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#swordtember 3: Pride I went with ace pride for this one, idk. It's a label i've identified with before but these days idk what the fuck i am (and that's okay lol)
A shiny, rectangular sword in the ace pride colors (grey, black, white and purple)
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#swordtember 2: Swamp gettin shroomy here lol
a dark colored sword with a mushroom hilt, a root handle, and a dangling talisman. the blade has an etching of a cat tail on it.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#swordtember 1: Mutant how does one draw an organic mutant sword... i tried. Something bony and crustaceany and hairy because why not? lol
A drawing of an almost scissorlike sword with a furry handle, a chitinous guard and a blade made from bone and an eerie green substance.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#Smaugust2026 31: Cyberpunk this one is a little goofy but i thought a logo for a nefarious corporation was fitting lmfao
a dragon head logo for a company called VERNCORP: security. omnipresent.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Still workin....
A photo of a temperature chart cross stitch
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
made cow
a brown cow crocheted in chunky velvet yarn
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#smaugust2026 30: Ancient one of my favorite dragons from media, the Green Death (book version) lol
a giant golden eye watches a tiny viking on a cliff
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#smaugust2026 29: Dino not even sure if this is dragony enough tbh lmfao
a feathered dinosaur/dragon thing
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
vulnerable
astrid pegging hiccup, who has his hand over his mouth as he cums. they are both naked, hiccup without his leg.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#smaugust2026 28: dream gettin' dreamy gotta have a purple dragon lol
a purple dragon with fuzzy accents and shut, lashy eyes.
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
#Smaugust 27: Cryptid i was a little stumped with this one for some reason so i just drew a mysterious mud-lurking guy
a dingy dragon that resembles a serpentine catfish in the mud
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
original strip
original black and white version of the comic posted above
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
THORSDAY!! DILDO SAGA 3!!!! enjoy lol
A flat digital comic titled Honey and the Hatchet. 

Panel 1: Hiccup lies in bed with Toothless on his lap. Astrid peers through a door. 

Astrid: Hey, are you okay? I heard you were sick or something. 

Panel 2: Hiccup looks nervous. 

Hiccup: Oh-um... This would be an "or something." 

Panel 3: Astrid sits on the bed beside him. 

Astrid: Mm, stuck in bed all day then, huh? 

Hiccup: Ulp-! Ye-eah, but... 

Panel 4: Hiccup shields himself and Toothless snarls. 

Hiccup: Heyheyhey... Please don't touch it!!

Astrid: Oh?! What's the matter? Are you okay? 

Panel 5: 

Hiccup: I hope so. But I... Hah... I'm going to have trouble putting my pants on for a couple days. 

Astrid. ...Oh. Sorry. 

Panel 6: 

Astrid: You probably should just chop it off and leave it here next time. 

Hiccup: Probably would've hurt less...!
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#smaugust2026 26: Elemental you can't draw just one
a circle of tiny themed dragons: fire, earth, wind and water
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mb's dad: wtf are you doing Me: .... makin a snake?
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#smaugust2026 25: Ghost a haunted sword or something idk lmfao
a sword in a stone surrounded by the ghost of a dragon's maw
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#smaugust2026 24: Crown just a little thief...
a smallish green dragon raiding some treasure, a crown on his tail
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#smaugust2026 23: Embers phoenixesque little guy
a bright burning little dragon springing from some embers/ashes
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#smaugust2026 22: Avian i tried to do an owlish kinda thing idk lmfao
a dragon with feathery patterns and large yellow eyes
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CFStuff @cfstuff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#Smaugust2026 21: Corrupt poor lil guy
a pink dragon being touched and infected by a hand with dark force
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