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Not That Chris Brown

@cfreak.dev
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Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️. Sci-fi author. Professional computer tickler. Exvangelical. Farker. Prone to talking about trains and/or cats. Visit my musings and rants at www.cfreak.dev (he/him)

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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 4h
Thanks for hosting! The new time works well for me though I'm posting a bit late. As always check out my blog cfreak.dev or just follow me for dystopian sci-fi, tech rants, and pictures of cats. If I have any hope of getting an agent I probably need to get these numbers up! #SFFChat
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Musings from Chris D. Brown - technologist, aspiring author, and former evangelical
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 4h
I won't go into detail because CW but in THOSE WHO SPEAK FOR GOD, someone is branded like a cow for their "sin". It was difficult to write, but one knows exactly who these characters are. #SFFChat
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 4h
I'm not a horror guy so I'm going with the cop-out answer of Poe. I don't regularly read horror. I do enjoy haunting sad stories. I think Ishiguro's Never Let Me Go is not horror in a genre sense but it is horrible and haunting is a very unsettling way. #SFFChat
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 4h
I see monsters as a device. Stand-ins for social commentary, a way to shine light on the real evils of the world. Horror itself is the monster shaking the reader, making them feel the fear. #SFFChat
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 4h
Not the Chris Brown you're thinking of. Dipping my toe in the query trenches for my debut THOSE WHO SPEAK FOR GOD. I'm not a huge horror guy but I have a soft-spot for the camp of Evil Dead and Army of Darkness #SFFChat
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 9h
First rejection. That was quick. #writing #querying
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Herve's Elmo in Flames Meme
Alt: Herve's Elmo in Flames Meme
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 12h
The narrative: "Everyone who works for Bluesky hates the site's users! Either they don't use the site or they're constantly melting down at people!" The users:
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 23h
I do not think we should have a death penalty. I don't think it is any kind of deterrent. I think it's barbaric. I think it makes us all worse people. All of us. And we just don't have to do this to ourselves. We could abolish it, and we should.
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 23h
That face when you sent at least two query letters where you accidentally a word 🫠 #writing #querying #writingcommunity
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Daniel - Desert Apostate @hcexvangelical.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Border Patrol: I have made new K9 units. Me: You fucked up a perfectly good dog is what you did. Look at it. It's got racism.
A picture of two dogs wearing border patrol badges in front of an American flag and a DHS flag with the caption El Paso, Juarez rescue dogs graduate as U.S. Border Patrol K9s
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 30/09/2026
I see the goat but the eyes are wrong. I can sleep knowing this is a bird.
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 29/09/2026
I did it. I submitted a query. #writing #writingcommunity
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Worried Kermit The Frog
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The regular season came and went, but the moments will last forever ⚾️❤️
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 27/09/2026
Thank you for hosting! I recently updated my blog for the first time in forever, talking about my writing process. #LateNightWrite www.cfreak.dev/how-i-approa...
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How I approach storytelling. Part 2
😮‍💨Yes. I'm bad at blogging, or newsletters, or whatever the hell we're calling long form content in 2026. Expect these callouts when I finally show up with a post. The personal update: I've mentione...
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 27/09/2026
My MC struggles with the fear he'll lose his soul and be damned by God, even though he logically doesn't believe in such things. In the course of the story he discovers a faith (not necessarily Christian) rooted in love rather than punishment. #LateNightWrite
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 27/09/2026
Yes! My inciting incident involves "The Ritual" when kids in the technophobic cult are trained on what to do in an attack by the evil AI. The scene happened IRL at an evangelical youth camp, where we told kids the government was going to round up Christians. Religious trauma FTW #LateNightWrite
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 27/09/2026
Overcome? No I still have imposter syndrome. Community helps a lot. I got stuck on my writing for years because I thought I could do it on my own. Communities sharpen your skills and keep you motivated. #LateNightWrite
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 27/09/2026
Well I'm a little late, but glad I'm here! I'm Not the Chris Brown you're thinking of, and I write dystopian sci-fi. Tonight I'm writing a synopsis for Those Who Speak for God as I gear up to query. #LateNightWrite
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 27/09/2026
Ugh. Synopsis. #writing #writingcommunity
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Kathleen Belew @kathleenbelew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I study the apocalypse and this is the surest sign I've seen
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 09/09/2026
Hey so, I don't promote myself very often because it makes me feel weird, but I'm entering my second year without steady employment so I sit here, sheepishly reminding you that I still have a Patreon, and I plan on giving it extra attention for the season! www.patreon.com/c/DrawPlayDave
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 25/09/2026
Another round of edits complete. We'll see what I screwed up this time! #writing #WritingCommunity
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 24/09/2026
Lovely. No A/C at the office 🫠
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 24/09/2026
neat that BlueSky tells you when someone followed from a Starter Pack now. Maybe they've done it awhile and I'm not gaining very fast. I should post more
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 23/09/2026
After a decade of nonsense we might make it to a strongly worded letter
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is the problem with the patchwork, small-increment health policy reform so many democrats & their corporate donors prefer. how much political capital has been expended on insulin reforms only to still have the problem decades later? (a problem that many americans blame dems for, fairly or not.)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 22/09/2026
Ugh. I want to watch some football and I get Ken Paxton's fucking swarmy face.
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Chris Nagano @charliesaito22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 16/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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Robin Barber @robindbarber.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This post is so good.
You say "I am for the dignity and safety and equal rights of trans people everywhere. Fuck you. The end."

And if they keep with the questions about children's sports the answer is "Who gives a shit?"
(emphasis mine:)
"I do not believe you care about this issue. You are lying. In fact you're a straight up weirdo for fixating on kids' genitals so much. That is odd behavior. Let kids run around with their friends."
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 13/09/2026
Welp. Disney completely fumbled RedZone. Can't log in on the web or the app. So much for the $100. I was going to enjoy a RedZone Sunday. Guess I'm canceling @espn.com
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 13/09/2026
I'm not prone to rewatching movies. There's a ton of content out there, and I want to experience new. Let's play a game! What media do you return to and why? #movies
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's not about "fairness in women's sports" any more than it was about "ethics in gaming journalism."
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 11/09/2026
Thanks for hosting! I finally updated the blog with a new piece on how I approach storytelling www.cfreak.dev/how-i-approa... #SFFChat
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How I approach storytelling. Part 2
😮‍💨Yes. I'm bad at blogging, or newsletters, or whatever the hell we're calling long form content in 2026. Expect these callouts when I finally show up with a post. The personal update: I've mentione...
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 11/09/2026
Moments of levity among serious topics. My MC encounters plumbing for the first time. My editor loved the “he provides dysentery” quip #SFFChat
The act of watching a stream of water flow with only a twist surfaced the desire to see more. Paradise proved there was life between selling out to the network and remaining cocooned against the entire planet.
Meeco leaned on the door frame, amused. "I never imagined meeting someone who lacked the basics."
"The Lord provides"
"He provides dysentery. You could
probably trade for pipes to set up something simple."
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 11/09/2026
Have to go with @scalzi.com. Starter Villain had me rolling. #SFFChat
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 11/09/2026
Satire and dark humor are my jam. I love serious books with jokes for levity. Least favorite: Probably camp. Camp can be funny but it’s rarely done well. #SFFChat
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 11/09/2026
I’m still Not That Chris Brown! I grew up on M*A*S*H and my humor is directly descended from Hawkeye Pierce. Now in 2026 I’m a big fan of Josh Johnson #SFFChat
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 11/09/2026
The first line from Those Who Speak for God #WritingCommunity
Jordan Jackson fidgeted with the ruffled collar of an old dress shirt his
mother insisted he wear. He had squeezed the old garment around his torso, stretching until buttons strained against the fabric, forming tight creases across his chest. Sitting in the council chamber, they threatened to fly off and disrupt the holy ceremony, but Mother's pride demanded he wear something unstained by the dirt and sweat of the fields for his first meeting.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Jen Golembiewski @jengolembiewski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ugh, yes. 😩 #writingcommunity
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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was there - I was a college student when 9/11 happened. The unity lasted maybe a couple days. The pervasive, intense Islamophobia & paranoia started within the week.
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 10/09/2026
The iPhone Duo looks kind of awesome. But $2000 awesome? 🤔
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 10/09/2026
I wrote a thing! (now for the later crowd) #writing #writingcommunity
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dear god.. a flavor scientist at the Cheetos factory has published a blog post saying no one is prepared for how "dangerously cheesy" they are
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 08/09/2026
Doing a lot of writing and finally translated it to some blogging. An update on my approach to story telling: www.cfreak.dev/how-i-approa... #Writing
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How I approach storytelling. Part 2
😮‍💨Yes. I'm bad at blogging, or newsletters, or whatever the hell we're calling long form content in 2026. Expect these callouts when I finally show up with a post. The personal update: I've mentione...
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Not That Chris Brown @cfreak.dev · 08/09/2026
Doing a lot of writing and finally translated it to some blogging. An update on my approach to story telling: www.cfreak.dev/how-i-approa... #Writing
cfreak.dev
How I approach storytelling. Part 2
😮‍💨Yes. I'm bad at blogging, or newsletters, or whatever the hell we're calling long form content in 2026. Expect these callouts when I finally show up with a post. The personal update: I've mentione...
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