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Michael

@cflmichael.bsky.social
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Big, gay Twitter refugee who’s been gone from SM for a really long time. I’m also being held prisoner by two felines who don’t seem to care about my personal life.

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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Moms for Liberty candidate goes down in flames for Orange County School Board Chair! Angie Gallo for the win! There were some disappointing results in some Florida primaries, but I’m seeing some damned good stuff in my stomping ground! #Elections2026 #FloridaPrimaries
Screenshot showing Angie Gallo defeating Alicia Farrant by nearly 19 points.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I wanna cry when people ask, “Why do so many shitty candidates make it to the general election?” 🤔😒 We couldn’t even squeak through to 21% participation in Orange County, Florida.
Screenshot of election results showing 20.88% participation.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Woohoo! Is anyone saying this is “too close to call”? 🤣 Let’s hear it for @angieforfl.bsky.social! I really thought this would be more close, but I think people got fed up.
Results of the Florida Democratic primary showing Angie Nixon victorious over Alex Vindman by over 35 points.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I never watch TV. I think Monte wants all my attention.
Mackerel tabby jumped up on his scratching post blocking the Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Paul McCartney.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
So the rabbit ear antenna is working surprisingly well. I’m tuning in for the last #LateShow with #StephenColbert.
Photo of a TV showing the final episode of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Apropos of nothing, here’s a video of Mitzi making a rare public appearance to bat some shit around and engage in general horseplay. #CatsofBluesky
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Nothing like a lazy Sunday afternoon with my two favorite mammals. #CatsOfBluesky
Brown mackerel tabby with pink & brown toe beans napping in the sun.Gray mackerel tabby showing off his fuzzy belly in a deep sleep.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Okay…just hear me out. #FigureSkating #StarsOnIce #JasonBrown #IsabeauLevito
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Let’s goooooo, #GenX! #NewWave #Nostalgia #Alphaville
Statement from Alphaville stating that Alphaville music may not be used by Trump or the Republican Party.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I swear I have two cats. Monte is just much more available. Mitzi tends to run away when I try to take her picture. #CatsofBlueSky
Box full of a gray mackerel tabby
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It appears that Mitzi, who typically eschews public appearances, would also like to be involved in today’s #Caturday greetings. Or wants food. Either way, here she is.
Brown mackerel tabby wanting dinner.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Happy #Caturday from Monte. He has chosen a low-rise shipping box for today’s residency. Unfortunately, because his cat dad is wildly neglectful, he only has eight containers of various sizes from which to choose.
Gray mackerel tabby in a box.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My friend wants to know if they’re bringing back compulsory figures!
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I found this on Reddit, so no guarantees, I guess.
Skaters invited to participate in the world figure skating championship gala
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Lily was 100% prepared for the ISU CrotchCam™. #WorldFigure
Photo of Lily Kronberger from the early 20th century.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That reaction was absolutely adorable. #WorldFigure #QueenKaori (Sorry for the crappy video, but I don’t feel like trying to capture from Peacock.)
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Judge 6 is DONE! 🤣🤣🤣 (Skating skills for *that* pair.) This has to be a mistake right? #WorldFigure
Scorecard for FB/C showing judge 6 have them 4/10 for skating skills.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Monte’s like, “Is it over yet? I’m STARVING.” #WorldFigure
Cat is looking for dinner at the conclusion of the World Figure Skating Championships.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Monte is snuggled up while we finish our #WorldJFigure binge with the free dance.
Gray mackerel tabby curled up on a blue blanket on his dad’s lap.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The crazy part of the judging is that the Eteri bonus did show up. The Kazakhstan Judge put Adeliia Petrosian in 1st. Legit, there is NO damned way she was close to that. Whoever that is should be drummed out of ISU judging forever. So, that means they’ll prolly be promoted. 😒 #MilanoCortina2026
2026 Olympic Women’s Free Skate tally sheet from skatingscores.com
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Cat checkpoint: show me the most recent cat image on your phone. #Mitzi #CatsOfBluesky
Brown mackerel tabby with little white socks curled up & sleeping on a striped duvet.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
On re-watch, she appeared to be taking pics of both Ami & Kaori. This one small moment just lifted my heart today. #AlysaLiu #KaoriSakamoto #AmiNakai #MilanoCortina2026
Alysa Liu taking a photo of Kaori Sakamoto on warm-up ice before the free skate.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Not the two-man luge being called “seated rivalry.” I can’t with the gays today. 🤣 #MilanoCortina2026
An image of two male Olympians participating in luge doubles.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Fortunately, pairs skating, which has always stood as a paragon of fairness and virtue, is up next.
Judge Marie-Rene Le Gougne at the judge’s table during the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If by “intervening” you mean “assist ICE in tear gassing their residents,” then they are doing a fantastic job.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Then why are *your* police assisting ICE in tear gassing a pre-school? You keep making these pronouncements while failing to answer questions about why the police force *you supposedly control* are assisting in these illegal actions.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
So, @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social DELETED his post when I posted this reply to him (and it started getting some traction). His police force is complicit in the atrocities going on in Minneapolis, and he is not a great hero. He just knows what he needs to say to get people on his “side.”
Screenshot of a reply I made to one of @mayorjacobfrey’s posts where he made it seem that ICE’s activities were “not who we are.” He deleted the post shortly after I made this reply.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Mitzi’s had a very busy day involving laser pointers and treat chasing. She’s done. #CatsOfBluesky
Brown mackerel tabby crashed out with her white-tipped tail curled against her hindquarters.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Tell me Monte isn’t the most handsome boy. #CatsOfBluesky
Gray mackerel tabby laying on a bed and showing off his brown toe beans.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Look at you, being fancy watching our northern neighbors.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Monte & Mitzi say, “Happy New Year!” They are WAY nicer than me. 🤣🤷‍♂️ #CatsOfBluesky
Gray mackerel tabby sleeping on his back showing his spotted belly.Brown mackerel tabby curled up on her back showing her pink and brown toe beans.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas. Also—bah, humbug.
Firepit burning on Christmas night.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Orlando turned out. #NoKingsDay #DeportICE #AntiFascist
Image of the No Kings Day protest in Orlando, FL
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
You are clearly the wrong leader for this moment. Get the hell out of the way.
Feckless Sen. Chuck Schumer sits next to a “Trump 2028” in failed negotiations for the government shutdown.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
*Some exceptions may apply
A shot from the color fashion show in the movie “The Women” (1939)
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I had a legacy bundle with Hulu that had Disney+ (ad-free) and ESPN (???). I barely used this plan. They lost free money. 🤷‍♂️
Cancellation confirmation for Hulu plan.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Since 3:11 on 9/10, @MSNBC made 34 posts on BlueSky. 29 of them were about Charlie Kirk. 9/11 was important enough to receive 4 posts, and the threats & lockdowns at multiple HBCUs received one mention. To say our media is failing us spectacularly is an understatement. #media #msnbc #evergreen
Screenshot of the first mention by MSNBC of the Utah shooting at 3:11pm on 9/10.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
That’s so sad! Have you met my cat?
Gray mackerel tabby sleeping on a couch with his paw pressed against his human’s ankle.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
A #Caturday triptych. I caught #Mitzi spying on me while I was getting dressed. This is a #Monte free post. #CatsofBluesky
Photo 1 (distance) of a brown tabby spying on me through the drapes as I was getting dressed.Photo 2 (medium distance) of a brown tabby spying on me through my drapes.Photo 3 (close-up) of a brown tabby spying on me through my drapes.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
When your little sister finds your stash. #catsofbluesky #catsofskylight #catnip #monte #mitzi
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Anyone who thinks that a “cat nap” is a brief, easily interrupted period of sleep needs to experience one of my cats’ naps. #catsofbluesky #cats #monte
Gray mackerel tabby belly-up and curled up on a bench napping like it’s his job.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I strive for this level of unbothered. #catsofbluesky #cat #mitzi
Tan mackerel tabby with pink and brown toe beans and white tipped tail & socks naps on her cat tree.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Monte, weighing his options after getting added to a Chewy’s group chat laying out plans for feline world domination. #catsofbluesky #cats #signal #chewys #groupchat #makethishappen
A gray mackerel tabby laying in a hammock on a cat tree surveying the outside world through his window to the back yard.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I adore these little fuckers. #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #littlefuckers #monte #mitzi
Two mackerel tabbies napping on a gray cat tree
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I was so excited because I thought the sweet meteor of death finally found us. Turns out, it was just Elon fucking with all the air traffic in Florida when his vanity project exploded. #SpaceX #Starship #ElonIsADick
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Chilly nights in Orlando are always a little better with friends and a fire pit. #Florida #Orlando #PaletteCleanser or maybe #PalletCleanser
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Mitzi the Puzzlemaster is tackling her ladybug puzzle in advanced mode. (I know I need to vacuum, but she’s also been attacking her scratching pad like it’s her job—which it is.) #catsofbluesky
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Mitzi at our annual “Violation of Trust” appointment.
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Michael @cflmichael.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Mitzi is getting exceptionally good at this whole camouflage thing. #CatsOfBlueSky
A tabby cat “hiding” behind a checked blanket draped over a blue couch.
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