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Hijo de Hormigol

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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
French NT is so fucking funny. 75’ up 2-0 in a FIFA World Cup brought to you by Peacock™️ and you can bring on Bradley Barcola for “here damn” minutes
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Terrible penalty. Bono is so good on pens, holds steady for so long and absolutely crushed the stutter/slow run up technique
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What are we faffing on about
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
(Definitely looked for the contact and went down softly but that’s a clear penalty)
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Kylian Mbappe is a demonic entity. When that 🇫🇷 kit goes on, he is unstoppable
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Least cursed mariners fan:
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lmao by today’s standards there’s two penalties on Egypt on the equalizer
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dagger. Argentina turned it on and ripped our Egyptian hearts
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fuck
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Messi turning on god mode with Andres Cantor wearing his bleeding heart on his sleeve, this is the world’s game
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
HOLD DAT
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is a robbery this is a theft
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If that gets chalked off i need infantino lynched
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
TODAY I FEEL EGYPTIAN
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lakaka stunting on you, my condolences ameribros
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Dustin Nguyen @allweareis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
they’re gonna slime the us out in the trans rights shirts, huh
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No offense intended (at least until all hosts are eliminated), but there is such a massive gulf in crowd noise between Mexico and USMNT’s best venues
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Balogunjammed
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What a strike! That was the chance
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’ve largely put the 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 rivalry aside in name of United ‘26, but how are you so shit you make “belgium” look class in big 2026
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Disgusting case of corruption from the US federation. Blatantly copied the script from last night’s Mexico game smh
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So proud of my boys. They deserved more
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ref fucking killed us but we didnt help ourselves. We were so much better all game
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Puto el que no crea. Manos les va faltar pa pelarnos la verga
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Se las termino despues: manos les van a faltar
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Estoy listo
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fifa not even pretending they aren’t massively corrupt is the funniest development from this cash grab world cup. That said, corruption is only bad if I’m not involved; bring me a Mexico 90+8’ penalty at 0-0 and infantino can be governor of Quintana Roo
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Moving on to this Sunday, threw together a combined 11 for Mexico vs East Wales. Had some doubts about Sanchez at RB but ultimately “djed spence” is shit
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Domo Obrigado @andrewvoodoo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Vozinha and Messi
Two guys who traded shirts after partying in Las Vegas
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tough one for the young lad
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Keeper is sent lad, keep your composure
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The OG blockhead Harry (Maguire) would never
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Salah could have sold by choosing to kick second
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
115’+ sub for pens is a classic big brain move, right up there with prevent defense in a 2 minute drill
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Keeper subbed on for pens the game is so back
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You’ve got three fuckers over 6’4, surely someone in the bastard country can send in a half decent cross
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Vamos contra los ingleses al medio dia desvelados y cachondos, la primera ya duerme en Bellas Artes
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Up the socceroos
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ricardo Rodriguez is a very overlooked type of David Alaba
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
These french rejects playing for Algeria have been cheeks btw
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Swear Breel Embolo just spawns in for international tournaments and gets put in cold storage in between
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m no Poch fan but he put on a masterclass in the second half. B&H were the better team in the first half, but were never threatening despite the man advantage in the second. 3rd quarter stoppage time helped, but USMNT didn’t miss a beat when down to 10 men and had their best stretch of the game
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
(That free kick resulted from a phantom foul)
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Keeper absolutely shat the bed there. Left his far post gaping, seen that coming from a mile away
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s a harsh decision, but ultimately the letter of the law is serious foul play intentional or otherwise
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Long day for USMNT
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They got piss and shit running down their legs
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Senegal yall are so unserious
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Belgium hate watch off to a great start
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Hijo de Hormigol @cfjakesburner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Harold Kane has done as much damage to the Congo as Leopald II
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