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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Alt text added. 31 point net positive on him being deposed by a military junta, 77 point net positive on being 25th amendmented, 80 point net positive on being impeached, 40 point net positive on him kicking it lmao.

Feelings About Trump Leaving Office
Poll participants were asked "If you woke up tomorrow morning and saw the following news headlines, how would you feel?" for each of the five scenarios listed below.
Reason
Positive
Negative
Net sentiment
To "safeguard the Constitution", a group of U.S. military leaders have removed President Donald Trump from power and assumed control of the United States.
59%
28%
31%
Using the 25th
Amendment to the Constitution, President Donald Trump has been declared unfit by a majority of his cabinet and removed from office
84%
7%
77%
President Donald Trump has been impeached and convicted by both houses of Congress and has been removed from office
86%
7%
80%
President Donald Trump died overnight in his sleep
56%
16%
40%

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Had to look up who this woman is and lol:

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Catherine Duddy Wood (born 1955)!' is an American investor who is the cofounder and chief executive officer (CEO) of Ark Invest, an investment management firm. 2|3)[41[5] Her funds have had mixed results over the years, and have been called rollercoaster rides.
Cathie Wood
Wood in 2020

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Come on, let’s be fair to the President, maybe Bing hadn’t made the change yet when he tweeted that - let me take another look… Uh….

As of September 5,2026, Bing Maps still shows Lake Ontario as Lake Ontario.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If you ever feel down on yourself, just remember that you cannot possibly be as much of a loser as this dude is. Alt text added.

Tweet from some incel right wing loser named
Pharaoh Unc Alfons...

There’s a poster for Grand Theft Auto VI that shows two of the characters in the game:

Tweet reads:

“Notice how she has her gun out, his is tucked & cucked -- a literal V is on his face.
She's wearing red, the color of war, mars, arguably the most masculine color.
He's closest to the open passenger side door while she's on the side of the driver's seat.
Cucking ritual
grand tieft”

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Wah wah wah off to go cry over at the Nazi CSAM emporium.

step out of line.
Patrick Sturgis @patricksturg • 3h
Good grief Bluesky really is as bad, possibly worse, than people have been saying.
Absolute hell hole of ideological conformity where powerful accounts administer punishment bearings through pile ons if you
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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

People I respect on this platform follow this guy, I wonder if it’s just because he’s such a LOLcow.

Alexander Kustov, a man who seems to just be an utter LOLcow, skeets:
Alexander Kustov @akoustov.bsky.social • 1d
This is the first open letter l've signed. I encourage all academics who still care about higher ed's credibility to do it.
We're at a crossroads: if we can't uphold academic freedom even for those whose views are despicable, we won't agree on anything else.

Text of open letter begin with:

Letter opposing punishment of Nathan Cofnas for whistleblowing
Dear Professor Petra De Sutter,
As academics, we are concerned that Ghent University's disciplinary proceedings against Dr Cofnas appear to constitute retaliation, at least in part, for publicizing academic misconduct that occurred in British universities.
An essential component of academic freedom is the ability to scrutinize the scholarship of other academics, regardless of their position or status. This must include the freedom to provide evidence of academic misconduct, such as plagiarism and fabrication. The pursuit of truth depends on rigorous self-policing by academics.
We are also concerned that the University appears to be treating threats to academic freedom, whether from its own staff claiming distress or from external actors announcing boycotts, as grounds for disciplining the very individual targeted by those threats.
Therefore we urge Ghent University to protect Dr Cofnas from being punished for exercising his academic freedom.
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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Can I just say that I’m sad that this is Stephen Fry’s one and only skeet and also it is impossible for me to read it and not hear his voice in my head. Also, Aphrodite emerging from Ouranos’ six feet ropes.

Stephen Fry @stephenfry.bsky... • May 27, 2023
Another day, another social media platform. It's fun to try them out and do one's best to determine their tone and flavour. How would more experienced skeeters characterise the air in here?
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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

$From a classic episode of The Simpsons, a page from an imaginary dictionary that reads: “2. Not attractive. Homer Inoun 1. American bonehead 2. Pull a Homer-to succeed despite idiocy Homogeneous ladj\ 1. Like in nature”$

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Musk is a huckster. He’s a very good huckster, but that’s all he is. A huckster can con people out of their money but they can’t hack a federal election. Also if St. Clair is saying this shit then she still wants to be an attention grifter. Alt text added to original image.

Actual quotes:
Trump: "We were losing badly, but then Elon went to Pennsylvania and he knows those computers, those ballot computers, and then we won in a landslide."
Elon Musk: "Without me, Trump would've lost the election and the senate and house."
Ashley StClair: "Elon openly bragged to me that he rigged the election for Trump. I have all the texts and emails of him stating it, too."

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

My man is like Joe Btfsplk from L’il Abner.

Joe Btfsplk from Al Capp’s “Li’l Abner” comic strip. Last name pronounced like you’re giving someone the raspberry. World’s worst jinx, misfortune follows wherever he goes.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It’s called COVID 19 because the first cases were confirmed in 2019, shit for brains. I can’t believe we’re still doing this.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Trying to decide what prior I would assign to “Trump actually understands that these protestors are laughing at him.”

Donald J. Trump
@reaDonald Trump
Here is another example of a crazy pro-algae (likely paid) protestor.
The sign says, "First they came for the algae..." which is in reference to a famous post-WW2 statement about Germans not speaking out against the Nazis:
"
...Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me."

Below the tweet is a photo of someone in a pink frog suit, standing in front of the reflecting pool, holding the sign Trump is referring to.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

During the Twitter acquisition, Calcanis’ relationship to Musk reminded me of Chester’s relationship to Spike in the old Warner Bros cartoons.

Still from a Warner Bros cartoon with Spike the Bulldog and Chester the Terrier. Chester is annoying Spike with his obsequiousness and Spike has raised a hand, about to smack him.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

“Corporate tyranny through a feminized lens” Is it something like this? Because some people are trying to convince me this is bad and I have to be honest, I’m struggling here…

Drawing of a bunch of sexy women in tight dominatrix leather and high heeled boots, holding whips and forcing half naked men to labor in a quarry.

Text reads “This is the future liberals want.”

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Not the first one to make this joke, but here it is anyway:

Scene from The Simpsons episode where Homer is loudly snoring at Frank Grimes’ funeral, and he shouts out “Change the channel, Marge” in his sleep.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Showing my age and my nerdiness. Larry Niven wrote an episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series in the early 70s that reused the Kzin from his Known Universe stories.

Muh Space Kittehs in the Star Trek Universe

Written by Larry Niven

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Bad News, a fictional heavy metal band from a 1983 episode of the British comedy show “The Comic Strip”. They came up with this idea independently and contemporaneously with Spinal Tap.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Droopy voice: Oh please, Republicans, won’t you please put country over party and work with us???

Family Guy episode that parodies a CNN style debate show. The Democrat is Droopy the Dog, who is meekly letting himself get steam rolled by the Republican, a human who keeps asking him why does he hate freedom, why does he hate democracy, etc.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Content warning, potential AI use.

Search: president burgundy beard

Only five U.S. presidents have worn full, distinct beards while in office, all serving in the late 19th century between 1861 and 1893: Lincoln, Grant, Hayes, Garfield, and Harrison. While commonly known for having a thick, reddish-brown beard,
President Rutherford B. Hayes is often cited as having the most prominent "burgundy" or red-toned facial hair. ® Facebook • Rutherf... +3
The Five Bearded Presidents:
• Abraham Lincoln (16th): The first to wear a beard.
• Ulysses S. Grant (18th): First to wear a full beard.
• Rutherford B. Hayes (19th): Notable for a thick, reddish-brown ("burgundy") beard.
• James A. Garfield (20th): Wore a full beard.
• Reniamin Harrison (23rd) • The last nresident to
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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Anyhoo I have this t-shirt somewhere in my closet. Looking at it has been triggering since the 2024 election, but when Rudy buys it I will honor his passing by wearing it.

Yellow t-Shirt that has an image of Gritty driving a tractor. Text on the shirt says:

Welcome to
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Philadelphia, PA

“Not the Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia”

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Gravelly voice: aH thErE’s nOTHing liKe vitAmIns

Still from the ending of the 1947 Merrie Melodies cartoon “Catch as Cats Can”. It has been strongly implied that Sylvester the Cat has just eaten a bird modeled after Bing Crosby. He is sitting on the bird’s perch, doing a Bing Crosby impersonation. While he lights his pipe, he says “Ah, there’s nothing like vitamins.”

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

What has Trump done, or said, between 2020 and 2024 that would even remotely suggest he “learned his lesson”? Why are people so fucking stupid?

Jose, 62, Fla., Latino, independent, employment specialist

I thought he'd learned his lesson, and was going to prove to everybody he learned from his mistakes, and he was going to turn the country around and he was going to be a stellar president. But it's turned out to be a horror movie. I was so wrong with the vote for him.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Why are people following this chode? Mr. Revenge Porn right wing now pretending to be an anarchist Antifa hippie? Fuck this guy.

Craig R. Brittain, revenge porn grifter extraordinaire, has an account on BlueSky, for some reason people who should know better are following instead of blocking him.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Once more with alt text. From the “heartwarming: the worst people you know are fighting” department.

AnOmaly
@LegendaryEnergy:
Megyn Kelly: I heard you have a small pee pee
Mark Levin: I heard you give amazing blowjobs

Mark R. Levin O @marklevinshow

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X.com
Look at Deep Throat. Oh the stories I hear.
Filthy mouth.

• Megyn Kelly & @megynkelly • 5h
Look at Micro. So drunk on his teeny tiny temporary power he wants the VP out for the sin of challenging Netanyahu. x.com/ marklevinshow/...
9:34 PM • 3/27/26 • 57K Views
11:31 PM • Mar 27, 2026 • 1.2M Views

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Let’s not forget this classic.

Photo of Glenn Danzig walking down the street with a bag of groceries in one hand, and a box of kitty litter in the other.

Text reads:

I got sumthin to say!
I bought kitty litter today

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I made a joke about “how could Bezos possibly know that there would be wars and sports when he fired WaPo’s war correspondents and sports desk” and along comes “let no one think BlueSky users lack a sense of humor.”

Charlenerd:
To be fair, there was no war in Iran before we started bombing them, and there were no Winter Olympics before the Winter Olympics started.
That's what the data said, why are we blaming Bezos for this?

Humorless BSky user:
Because Trump had been saber-rattling about them for a while, even attacked them less than a year ago.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Stopped by the party in front of what used to be the South Lake Union Tesla store in Seattle. Apparently they had a problem with people showing up and protesting in front of it every week. May this happen to more Tesla stores. #teslatakedown

Two signs taped to the windows of the space that was formerly the South Lake Union Tesla store:

One says:

Roses are red
Joanie loves Chachi
If you buy a Tesla
You’re prob’ly a Nazi

The other one says:

Roses are Big
Violets are littler
Elon’s a Pig
And that was most definitely a Heil Hitler!

More signs taped to the space that was formerly the South Lake Union Tesla store:

“Roses are red
Ya this Tesla
Dealership is dead!!”

“Tesla Regret?
1-866-EFF-MUSK
www.teslaregret.com”

“Roses are red
MAGA hats are too
Make sure to vote in the midterms
To turn these roses blue”

“Roses are red
Trump is a felon
People are dead
Because they bought cars from Elon”

“Roses are red
the people have power
Elon ain’t dead
But we’ll make his stock cower”

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Alt text added. The only thing I find offensive here is that People deleted their tweet.

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Alt text added. Reminds of the South Park episode where some NAMBLA dude is asking people to be tolerant and one of the kids says “Dude! You f**k children!”

In her GB News interview Rogers accused the British government of wanting "the ability to curate a public square, to suppress political viewpoints it dislikes."
X has a "political valence that the British government is antagonistic to, doesn't like, and that's what's really going on," she added.
Asked whether Rogers' remarks accurately represent the Trump administration's stance on the issue, a spokesperson for the U.S. embassy in London said:
"Her remarks speak for themselves."

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Charlenerd @cfhirsch.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Currently working on getting the rights for White Zombie’s “More Human than Human” for my Tyrell Corporation startup commercials.

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