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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know we’re supposed to be terrified, but all he’s done is waste our country’s time and money.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Charles Barkley Uses Shake Weight
ALT: Charles Barkley Uses Shake Weight
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She’ll also remind you about Obama being the real enemy of press freedom.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That makeup looks like Silly Putty.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can we get a final count for how many times he mentioned “Kazakhistan?” I tuned out after he did it twice.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Great reason to defund them.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
But they’re the ones threatening us.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Because he destroyed the previously built one.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Side quest: run for President. If you win, immunity forever.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wait until everyone finds out about the level where you have to file your taxes.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fuck off, magat.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If that doesn’t work, send them busloads of newly freed convicts.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
NC-11 has had three sketchy Reps in a row! And not just regular sketchy, “multiple national news cycles” sketchy!
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
AI & cryptomining.
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DER SPIEGEL @spiegel.de · 09/07/2026
Als Rocksängerin begeisterte sie Millionen, ihr Hit »Total Eclipse of the Heart« rettete viele Partys. Mit Bonnie Tyler verabschiedet sich eine Musikerin, die selbst ein Dieter Bohlen nicht verformen konnte.
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Bonnie Tyler ist tot: Stimme für die Ewigkeit
Als Rocksängerin begeisterte sie Millionen, ihr Hit »Total Eclipse of the Heart« rettete viele Partys. Mit Bonnie Tyler verabschiedet sich eine Musikerin, die selbst ein Dieter Bohlen nicht verformen konnte.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One would think that TMZDC would have gotten to the bottom of this by now. Oh wait, their specialty is asking questions to people walking away in a hurry.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I mean, they’re not wrong.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A bedsheet? Like a Klan robe?
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Brazilian soccer fans are the coolest. A group of them even saved my life back in ‘98.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The State Fair looks even busier than yesterday!
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They better.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Move over California, there’s a new slowpoke on the scene!
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Get ready for some fun times in the next few weeks. I don’t care how many right wing shitposters declare victory over Iran, everyone knows we lost. Even magats know we lost.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Happy Lame Duck Day to all who celebrate.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
First WH correspondent to ask the question below gets two drinks on me at the bar of your choice: “Mr. President, how does it feel to lose a war so spectacularly?” #whpresscorp
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Lol, we know that’s not happening.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’d be ok with that sum if it all came out of Elon’s stack. I heard he can cover that amount.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Did c-span cover this event in any way? They should have had cameras there.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
OK, but just like I’m against any religion telling me how to live, I’m also against the government telling religious people they don’t pray right.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You obviously don’t have that “I’m the President” level of insurance. I wish you did. I wish we all did.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The 22 specialists doesn’t bug me that much because there’s been a long history of lots of doctors being brought in to attend to the President. “Too many cooks” is de rigueur. Now, the need for so many cognitive assessments? That does worry me.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s going to be hilarious when he has to mingle with the rest of us again. Because he will. Political gravity is a motherfucker.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My favorite thing about this boondoggle is that it shows how useless & dangerous magat ideology is in serious situations.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
TL;WR: “Things are going badly, and I don’t know what to do anymore. Call me, Obama, you’re my only hope!”
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Our hard working journalists fail every time they treat crime stories like politics as usual.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
That GOJF card is going to expire with Don (if not before).
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If the law doesn’t apply to you, then you better be ok with the consequences of that.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Chuck Grassley was a House member when I was watching Sesame Street. When he became a Senator there were only two Star Wars movies, and people were still in denial about Vader being Luke’s dad.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
You heard Blanche, get that cash! I demand $10 million for having to deal with Trump for a decade.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Turn off the camera permissions for this app. “Oh, but I never enable those!” Check again.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Everyone’s mad about the $1.8 billion slush fund, but none of them realize that there’s no law stopping them applying for a piece of it.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This motherfucker is a living demonstration of all the ways to lose your security clearance.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
We saw the empty seats.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Thinking about Captcha asking me to identify crosswalks, traffic lights, and bicycles for 15 years, when they should have been asking me about airships.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Bo-ring. Not all disagreements are soap opera-level drama.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Direct funding of domestic terrorists.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
They also suck at governing. They can cause damage, but they are time wasters at their core. UK, you could rebuild after Farage, but you’ll never get back the years he steals from you.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I swear we’re less than a year away from milfs.gov.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Five Trump babies is more than enough.
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cfbest @cfbest.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The next phase is just going to be Iran-style violence against voters.
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