CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Padres crowd at Petco Park is as loud as USC's crowd if USC had fans. 010
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The refs calling your favorite team's game are terrible. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s in Brazil, so of course the crowd enjoys a big kicking play. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do you think the Pat-stachio captures Pat Hill’s build as well as I do? 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I denounced what they did. 100
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I really didn't think Texas A&M was this bad. I mean they're no SMU, but they're getting pantsed for the second week in a row. 010
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What a classless series of decisions by this USC defender. He: takes a cheap shot at Dante Moore, celebrates his ‘play’ not realizing penalty flags were raining down, then acts like a wrestling villain as he heads to the sideline. Moore is hurt. 1414527
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kirk Ferentz kicking a field goal down 5 with 2:38 left in the game is such an Iowa move. 010
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tennessee kicked the onside kick out of bounds, but Sark called a timeout. Then this happened. 010
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kentucky is not the punchline here, Texas A&M is. 100
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Holly Rowe and Steve Sarkisian dynamic seems to have improved. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This had better audio than Texas and Tennessee. 010
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Texas and Tennessee broadcast is deafening and not in the way you would think. 001
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oski and The Oregon Duck are amongst the two creepiest mascots, so I asked AI what it would look like if they had a baby. Not only is that baby creepy, but it's conducting AMA sessions. 110
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026See Clemson, this is how a trick play is supposed to work. Cal actually tricked you. 010
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Indiana possessed the ball for the first 7:35 of the game. When Northwestern finally got it here is their first play. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I watched Army and Temple on my laptop while I drove home from work. It wasn't safe and nobody scored. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They cleaned it up on replay, but this was initially ruled simultaneous possession with Coastal Carolina and not a Liberty interception. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Coastal Carolina with the rare NO NO NO YES NO play. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tuskegee’s backup quarterback made a big time throw. 010
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Coastal Carolina has uniforms that act as camouflage. 010
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The SEC Top 25 contains 15 outsiders. How can this be remedied? 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oklahoma is playing its next two games against Georgia and Texas. 010
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Gotta love the Colts and Chiefs refs. Late hits aren't late hits when the game is on the line. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026As always, the Colts and Chiefs game is going to be decided based on what a catch is and nobody knows. 001
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Unsurprisingly, it's clear that North Dakota State really slow played the FBS move. They could've done this a long time ago successfully. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026James Madison executes the circus play against San Diego State. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026App State should’ve been running out the clock. Instead they threw a pick six to Charlotte. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Game on the line and Sam Leavitt just threw the ball at the head of an Ole Miss player that he hates. 030
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The two makes it funnier. If only it could've been a scoop and score on an XP. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This isn’t on the same level as NC State, but Incarnate Word could’ve just taken a knee to set up the game winning field goal and they fumbled it away. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sam Leavitt probably ran over 50 yards on this LSU first down. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There’s so much over-hurdling in college football these days. This Montana State running back hurdled a defender right into another one only to be tackled harder. Oh, and #1 is in trouble. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is the wildest ending in a long time. NC State tried to take an intentional safety or run the clock out, but instead fumbled the game right to Vanderbilt. 011
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Cole Adams of Vanderbilt just had a sick, pointless hurdle. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026NC State and Vanderbilt and struggling to catch the ball. 001
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026North Carolina and Clemson are in a lightning delay because I think what everyone needed was for this dump to be drawn out. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I just realized what my Saturday afternoon plans are: 12:00-3:30 watch North Carolina and Clemson 3:30-3:31 wash my eyes out with bleach 3:31-7:00 watch Florida State and Alabama 7:00-7:01 probably more bleach 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The Clemson fans have been booing several times today. 000
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Here’s how it’s going for Clemson. A running back ran into an offensive lineman and one of his butt cheeks caused a fumble. #Derp 3446
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Michael Irvin Miami Hurricanes fan or Nightman Cometh fan? 111
CFB Douchebag @cfbdouchebag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Syracuse is getting penalized left and right including Fran Brown. Does anybody read lips? 000
