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"Great Things Happen in Chicago"

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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is america, we eat Potato Chips with Ketchup
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
put every data center in South Dakota. Call it the Data Center State.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodbye Hollywood
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Science
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I suppose I still hold out for the hope that giving this guys enough petard for self-hoisting will ultimately clear them out eventually. But even then, they will leave a residue of some sort.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
someone who's never played King of the Hill
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
do you remember what the Knicks used to do? Any fanbase other than Detroit and NY can complain about this stuff
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that's the plot of the worst Sci-Fi movie ever written.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
let the defamation lawsuit commence
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i appreciate how they cover their asses with grammar by offering Abdul and Angie as members of the DSA/Far Left. DSA is easy to define, Far Left is easy to leave vague. The producers are learning via lawsuit.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can only root for Chicago athletes and teams. Happy she's doing well in Atlanta.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think all you can do is speak for yourself.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So Hegseth is clearly doing a "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night" because he knows the second there's a whiff of impeachment post midterms Trump will force him back to the Fox couch. Dude will be lucky to make it to Christmas.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah but he looked so good at LSU
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crack Dealer thrives despite their customers being perpetually broke.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know why Sombr or Harry Styles or one of these mediocre major pop stars don't just COVER T REX.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish I could enjoy the WNBA, but my Sky ran Angel Reese out of town and now the I'm just sad when I watch games
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YES!
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worked at Harpo in the 2000s, we had a number of great/notable performances and barely any of it is on the internet
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top Five Tom Cruise movies of the Millennium (in no particular order): 1. Tropic Thunder 2. Valkyrie 3. Edge of Tomorrow 4. Minority Report 5. American Made
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Papa John
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Jackson Comendo Picoca
ALT: Michael Jackson Comendo Picoca
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a Win-Win-Lose situation
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking forward to offensive line analysis from this Bears Game. We may have a machine.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s still no Jim Miller
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Best Anthem Ever #GoBears
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if there are welfare recipients turning their benefits into "plates" and profiting off them then we should look to hiring these people. They sound incredibly entrepreneurial, plus they're feeding more people than one beneficiary.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shawn Levy is mid.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine the fawning adulation if Mandami did this. Yet, most Americans have no idea who Brandon Johnson even is. I saw op eds about the life changing importance of Mandami's free opera tickets. Forcing a company to sell its ICE Air branch to conduct business with a major city...bupkis.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
idk, i met a guy who is cool enough that he repairs vintage analog keyboards who voted Trump because he thought Biden showered with his daughter. He talked my ear off on politics for well longer than I should have let him and he never mentioned trans issues.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hear Will Smith likes to party there
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is that a Mog tackle?
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This truly one of the best Chicago Architecture movies I've ever seen on film. Shot in the fall of '85 (Da Bears). This movie doesn't make a ton of sense and gets a little dark, but it's actually a bit of time capsule fun. And standout performance from my guy John Kapelos
This guy is all over the Chicago movie scene in the 80s and he gives a 10/10 performance in the criminally underappreciated Netflix series "Medical Police" (Childrens Hospital spinoff)
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also, if you're a Chicago person, this is a Chicago Movie. The opening credit city montage is pretty incredible. Even a "No Lights at Wrigley Field" bit.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Garry had secretly included in his contract stipulating that he has the Right to Cast Hector Elizondo in any movie he ever makes. So let's quit talking DeNiro v DiCaprio/Scorcese and give the flowers to Marshall/Elizondo
a couple a mensches
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
regular basketball game at Garry's house. Hector inadvertently threw a ball at Garry's face, caused a scene which concluded with Garry basically saying 'kid you can't ball, but I gotta have you in every picture I make so long as the two of us shall live'. This was legally cemented by a clause
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So that got me asking how many Garry Marshall movies was Hector Elizondo in? Because it really dawned on me that Hector seems to be a perfect character actor for a Garry Marshall movie. Well it turns out, Hector has been in ALL 18 feature films directed by Marshall. Apparently they met during a
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was looking for a movie to watch and came across a 1986 Tom Hanks movie that I definitely saw, and have no reason why I would have watched as kid. When I looked to see who else was in it I noticed the great Hector Elizondo was billed in the top 4, and then I noticed the dir was Garry Marshall...
Tom Hanks and Jackie Gleason in Nothing Common. Is it a comedy? Is it a drama? Hey buddy, maybe it's just life
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just realized George "Lucas" - Luke Skywalker. I hope the next one is George Skywalker.
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
well Cate Le Bon got to rock out spectacularly in a graveyard in Chicago last night
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That tracks for the Beethoven family
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is my only reference point for the Padres fanbase www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-bS...
youtube.com
My Blue Heaven - At the Ball Game
YouTube video by joseph mierzwa
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is one of the few times I would ever ever use the phrase "badass"
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn't watch season 2, but the climactic scene in Season 1 was laugh out loud funny
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
or years, definitely not days nor decades. It's a malleable phrase
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"period of time" is an underappreciated phrase to indicate bullshitting
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really feel that a healthy portion of MMA fandom is repressed homosexuals
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AL Slop @cesspoolboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t believe this ever happens
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