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Andrew Menotti

@cesarini.bsky.social
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Attorney in Southern California, licensed in CA & NV, specializing in Premises Liability. bilingüe 🇲🇽, aspiring polyglot (🇵🇹🇮🇹🇫🇷). Obama 2012 Campaign alum. Opinions expressed personal, are not legal advice, and do not form an attorney client relationship.

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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 2h
Mauricio Dubón has been invited to LA’s New Year’s Eve party to be the MC. He is really good at dropping the ball.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let them take out Dallas. Let them take out the northern suburbs of Atlanta. It’s a small price to pay.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If AIPAC wants to be the enemy of Democrats and the enemy of making our country better, then it is my enemy. 
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mporter56.bsky.social @mporter56.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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Is There Anything Kash Patel Won’t Do for Trump Before the Midterms?
“The president wants indictments. He wants people in handcuffs.”
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Jones Murphy @jonesmurphy.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
The woman known as “Jane Doe” was initially embarrassed about what happened at a fraternity party in 2024, but soon concluded: “I was assaulted.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/nyregion…
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is out of hand. As soon as I figured it out I messaged some friends on how to do it.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Menotti’s Second Law of Trader Joe states that, “Persons who are not in motion tend to move the moment you try to go around them.”
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Menotti’s Third Law of Trader Joe’s states that for every place you are, there is an equal and opposite person who wants to be there and is pressuring you to move from that spot.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Congratulations to the DNC, for finally inspiring me to find out a way to filter all text messages from numbers I don’t know. I was the happy recipient of 41 text messages asking me for money. Now I won’t be seeing any of your fucking messages asking me for money. 
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Cousin Barry @cousinbarry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was meant to be a dramatic confrontation, a public accusation of perjury against Jack Smith, the special counsel who investigated Donald J. Trump. Instead, Senator Eric Schmitt’s amateur sleuthing into basketball led him to the wrong game, league and state.
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Jack Smith Defends Trump Charges as Senator’s Perjury Claim Falters (Gift Article)
A Republican eager to prove the former special counsel was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s be honest, a lot of schools are essentially segregated. What this does do is make it easier to underfund black schools.
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Desert Flower @crystal159.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Macklemore, the indie rapper who was kicked off #EdSheeran’s stadium tour over his pro-Palestine statement, and for accusing Israel of a genocide, has booked his own outing devoted to the cause. The Free Palestine Tour, which Macklemore announced on social media on Thursday... By Ben Sisario
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Macklemore Announces ‘Free Palestine’ Concerts After Exiting Ed Sheeran Tour (Gift Article)
The rapper, who was pulled from Ed Sheeran’s tour last week over his support for Palestinians, announced plans for three European dates.
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Barbara J. King @bjking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On ancient Roman board games: "Researchers used high-resolution 3D scans that mapped microscopic imperfections on the limestone board, revealing telltale grooves. 'Those line indicated the most heavily played routes, Dr. Crist said." #archaeology #boardgames #gaming
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Archaeologists Decode Rules of an Ancient Roman Board Game (Gift Article)
They scanned the pattern of microscopic imperfections on an ancient limestone slab, and used A.I. to figure out how a game might have been played.
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Kathy E. Gill 🏍️ @kegill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Excellent essay in @nytimes.com from former @washingtonpost.com senior critic at large. “Now President Trump is out to destroy the Kennedy Center, and the magnitude of my rage startles me…Nothing has so thoroughly highlighted his indefatigable petulance.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/o...
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Opinion | The Kennedy Center Is Trump’s Most Grotesque Obsession (Gift Article)
Nothing has so thoroughly highlighted his indefatigable petulance.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They removed La Bromita Carita (the expensive little joke)? Oh no!
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NYT - Two men deported to Equatorial Guinea by the Trump administration were hooded, bound, beaten with guns and shoved down a flight of stairs recently by police officers at a remote hotel where immigrants are being held indefinitely. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/wo...
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 18/09/2026
This is what corruption looks like. A Russian oligarch close to Putin spends hundreds of thousands of dollars bankrolling celebrations for the president’s son. And we’re supposed to believe it was just a generous wedding gift with no strings attached? #StopTrumpCorruption
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think this is fairly obvious, but when someone powerful tries to ban something, they makes it cool and subversive. Of course people are going to want to watch it. “Look what Trump doesn’t want you to see!” Has an irresistible appeal to anyone who doesn’t like Trump.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Clearly, how could I have been so dense? Sorsei is doing rhetorical jazz, it’s the words you DON’T say. I’ll be more attentive to that next time.
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was wondering why Thomas and Alito are worse than the actual trump appointees. @lizdye.bsky.social has a good theory; they're desperate to destroy the country before they die. www.publicnotice.co/p/supreme-co...
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Alito and Thomas keep the pedal to the metal
Their mail voting dissent is legal hackery. But it makes sense politically.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Retire, dick.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
My favourite fact about Iceland is that we have many, many crime writers but only one forensic pathologist, and he was so busy answering all of their questions that he decided to have a small seminar for writers to get some peace. It immediately sold out so he had another one that also sold out.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having seen Sacha Baron Cohen use Jewish stereotypes in his comedy, he’s mocking anti-semitism, not Jews.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And even they found it ridiculously expensive.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“I said, 'Sir, what is your order?!’”
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think anyone plans a failure, but Musk embraced it when Twitter started to tank and pretended it was all about free speech. It was about having the platform his way AND making money, but he realized he can’t have both so WGAS lets just make it conservative propaganda
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Exactly. My personal strategy for defeating assholes talking about how they care about women sports, & that’s why they’re opposed to transgender athletes, is to just start talking to them about women’s sports. They don’t actually give a shit, so they won’t want to talk with you about it.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hate to say it, but I think Mitch McConnell would actually enjoy being essentially a wheelchair-bound vegetable being presented around the Senate to avoid giving Democrats any additional power or sacrificing any Republican power. That seems on brand for him.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big yikes. Huge yikes.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Really excited to get random Facebook forwards about how AOC and Mamdani “were laughing” during the 9/11 commemoration (which didn’t happen) while everyone selectively doesn’t care that Trump fell asleep and actively didn’t care because he wasn’t the center of attention.
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"You do my dad's legacy and the legacy of all these victims no honor by using this tragedy to spread hate," he said. "I've had to grow up and spend the past 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers and sisters, to hate on people who don't look like them."
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 represented a chance to heal the psychic wounds and replace the ignominous experience of Vietnam with a "good war" in which we were righteously attacked just like at Pearl Harbor. This time we would do it right and Respect The Troops and win a fight when we were unambigously the good guys.
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Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻 @mrose.ink · 11/09/2026
To give you a sense of proximity: The ash cloud from the attack lingered for days, until rain finally washed it down. The next day, I got off the school bus, and my sneaker left a print in it. I remember thinking "I just stepped in the remains of 3,000 people." And then... had to go to class.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For those who are new, Joe DiGenova has spent the last 30 years baselessly accusing Democrats of committing crimes. If he is saying publicly the Trump administration pushed him out because he wouldn’t bring cases because there was no evidence, things are really bad.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, but you can pressure the guy after the election. Good luck getting Ken Paxton to change his mind. Having a person who is with you on 80-90% of things is better than a guy who hates you.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I know lefties like Evan Yells at Clouds on Instagram have said they’re going, possibly to heckle Trump
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Meant to post this two days ago, but it has been a year (and two days) since JD Vance said after a mass shooting that it's outrageous anyone thinks calls for prayer are a way to deflect responsibility for taking action against gun violence. Maybe action will come next year.
JD Vance tweets: "It is shocking to me that so many left wing politicians attack the idea of prayer in response to a tragedy.

Literally no one thinks prayer is a substitute for action. 

We pray because our hearts are broken and we believe that God is listening."
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I inspect break room dishes. I’ve caught dirty dishes before.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you wanted to go to Europe, you got on a damn boat for a week or two.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me now. Richest man in the world in 1976 or 1986, yes.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can we make these morons at Virginia CPS watch “Old Enough”, the Japanese show where toddlers are tasked with going to the grocery store or doing other errands for their parents? Is all of Japan negligent or are you all nuts?
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A dog takes his first steps on a custom 3D printed prosthetic after weeks of fittings and physiotherapy, and his gait changes instantly.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YUGE. It’s a cult down here
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Imagine hating Canadians. I’ve honestly had 2-3 hostile conversations with Canadians in lawsuits or conversations about politics, and it was still some of the most polite adversarial conversations I’ve ever had.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m here to talk shit and propagandize, not actually answer questions, ok?
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Chuck needs to go
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fuck this fascist dork
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stepped outside of my air-conditioned car and my glasses immediately fogged up. It is humid in LA.
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storgeta.bsky.social @storgeta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Death took the wrong 80 year old today. The world will miss you, Dolly. Dolly Parton, Superstar Whose Songs Spoke to Millions, Dies at 80 www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/a...
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Dolly Parton, Superstar Whose Songs Spoke to Millions, Dies at 80 (Gift Article)
Known for her outsize persona, appearance and talent, she rose from rural poverty to become a top-selling singer, songwriter and entrepreneur.
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Andrew Menotti @cesarini.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fiscal responsibility is something Democrats have to do, not Republicans.
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