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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin

@certifiedgremlin.bsky.social
110 followers 147 following 246 posts

Pronoun: He/She/They 29 y/o, game enthusiast, novice DM, world building enthusiast Not at all, in the least bit, humorous. MINORS DNI 🔞

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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
It’s morally correct to pirate almost everything. ESPECIALLY from mega-corps. “Oh we lost 35million dollars due to pirating!” - some billionaire Wrong, you just didn’t make that much in that quarter as you predicted. You didn’t LOSE anything. Pirating is good.
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Does his apron say something cheesy like “kiss the cook”?
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Systems? Awful Content? Decent Alt friendly? FUCK NO! Zones? Peak BFA gets a solid 6/10 BFA suffered due to coming off the heels of something like Legion, which I’d still rank higher. But like most things, you don’t know how good you have it until it’s gone…. And you get sent to ShadowLands…
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
👀
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Where did he grow up?
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Death > War Sorry not sorry
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
If all else fails, throwing a bunch of exploding minions at the problem will usually solve it 98% of the time!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The whole set is so fancy and extra. It’s exactly what class sets SHOULD be
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
What is his favorite spell?
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
He’s so pretty! And from what you’ve told me of him he fits the fool so well! 10/10
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
If he had to pick only one of his animals to pull from a burning building… who is he picking?
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Got a very cool commission done of my Vigilante I’ve been playing in Pathfinder! I forgot how much fun this system is to cause your DM to experience all 5 stages of grief within a 6 second turn! (Art by the lovely Ashallyn! ashallyn.carrd.co )
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Was a nice pallet cleanser! But I missed so many of the people here!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
After an extended hiatus from social media (cuz it sucks) I’m deciding to come back to where the sky is blue & it’s not awful!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Okay… *ahem* I’M BACK BITCHES!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Once I get a free second I’ll message you!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I just recently bought it! Finally got around to it on my list and OMG WHY DID I WAIT
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Jund superiority never ends! Give in to the might of the strongest combination of colors!! JUND IS LOVE! JUND IS LIFE!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Mustard/Sepia/Raspberry/Burgundy/Rose/Flamingo/Lavender/Grape/Sapphire/Moss/Emerald/Rainbow/Void
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You are court jester
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Poorple
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The cutest!
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Laura’s Lair 🔞 @laurafelhound.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
One more ‘22 vs ‘24 I’m thankful for those who have supported me along the way. Every comment, like, and repost pushed me to keep trying to improve. I’ve made some genuine friendships along the way and I’m so, so thankful for them. Here’s to another year!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
No actually! Unlike the flat earth, the waters of Azeroth are indeed carbonated.
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
He’s got his dick out behind the flap?
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Damn… on one hand I’m heartbroken about the stache 😭 On the other hand… hello 👀 Yes you can 200% pull off a Viktor
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
But…. But you’d have to shave…. NO! You can’t! Don’t do this!!! Besides…. There’s an obviously better choice for the stach.
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Nipple or condom Meanwhile the blue square is also condom, but it’s the condom wrapper
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I wish my Daddy would love tilling the soil…. But he’s only interested in trying to get a job with Nintendo
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I love it! Good Alliance propaganda poster
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
6. Most annoying character And it’s not even a close second place. I hate this child.
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
12. Any talents As a kid I played piano, and later on both bass & lead guitar. I haven’t touched an instrument in a while, but I’m very good at reading music still! I’m also a fairly okay mapmaker! I’m still learning but it’s a talent I’m forcing upon myself for TTRPGs & DMing!!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Strazzie enjoys a flavorful frozen margarita that he adds pineapple chunks, a kahlua & milk highball, & when he wants to get fucked up- a Sazerac. …. And on the other hand, My Vulpera will ONLY drink spiced goat’s milk.
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Oh hey 👀 my new computer could finally handle that
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I need to give SoD another shot. Never did get into it very much. It seems fun but playing solo isn’t my forte
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Okay but… using these in 3D house tours/liminal space games….. 👀 Maybe AI has a use after all! That of being so bizarre and terrible that the human mind cannot comprehend it.
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Chair yoga! I do that!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I love it so much! The song, and band, don’t get nearly enough recognition! There’s also a ton of remixes and covers of the song as well! My favorite is a mash-up between Bubblegum Bitch & Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance…. It’s strangely fitting
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Quit your fuckin’ SHRIMPING
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
MORE! I want to know more!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Technically, the actual song is Bubblegum Bitch by Marina & the diamonds. But this remix is very cool too! Also I am insanely jealous of your fine motor skills! I can’t even fly in an open plains without hitting a tree….
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is why I’ve just swapped to Delves and the only dungeons I really do are heroics. Simple easy fun and still have good enough gear to raid as I want.
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Then.. that- that… that would be- Y’know… your loss
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Well I, or anyone who actually knows me, could have told you this predictable outcome.
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Kajamite? I moved on to heroine and crystal meth! …. Or Red Mana from Gadgetzan if we’re wanting to be lore accurate!
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Adam Warlock is INSANE. The fact you can soul bind to the entire team thereby turning yourself into a tank, heal and revive the entire team + yourself, and can honestly do enough damage to out DPS certain heroes is dumb. Oh and just on a game base level. Do NOT try bot matches The AIMBOT is insane
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Sorry I’m the direct Orc upgrade called a Goblin. Practically perfect in every way.
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Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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