Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 08/06/2025It’s morally correct to pirate almost everything. ESPECIALLY from mega-corps. “Oh we lost 35million dollars due to pirating!” - some billionaire Wrong, you just didn’t make that much in that quarter as you predicted. You didn’t LOSE anything. Pirating is good. 010
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Does his apron say something cheesy like “kiss the cook”? 010
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Systems? Awful Content? Decent Alt friendly? FUCK NO! Zones? Peak BFA gets a solid 6/10 BFA suffered due to coming off the heels of something like Legion, which I’d still rank higher. But like most things, you don’t know how good you have it until it’s gone…. And you get sent to ShadowLands… 030
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Death > War Sorry not sorry 000
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025If all else fails, throwing a bunch of exploding minions at the problem will usually solve it 98% of the time! 000
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The whole set is so fancy and extra. It’s exactly what class sets SHOULD be 000
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025What is his favorite spell? 110
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025He’s so pretty! And from what you’ve told me of him he fits the fool so well! 10/10 010
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025If he had to pick only one of his animals to pull from a burning building… who is he picking? 100
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Got a very cool commission done of my Vigilante I’ve been playing in Pathfinder! I forgot how much fun this system is to cause your DM to experience all 5 stages of grief within a 6 second turn! (Art by the lovely Ashallyn! ashallyn.carrd.co ) 040
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Was a nice pallet cleanser! But I missed so many of the people here! 010
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 01/05/2025After an extended hiatus from social media (cuz it sucks) I’m deciding to come back to where the sky is blue & it’s not awful! 140
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Okay… *ahem* I’M BACK BITCHES! 150
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Once I get a free second I’ll message you! 010
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I just recently bought it! Finally got around to it on my list and OMG WHY DID I WAIT 210
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Jund superiority never ends! Give in to the might of the strongest combination of colors!! JUND IS LOVE! JUND IS LIFE! 000
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Mustard/Sepia/Raspberry/Burgundy/Rose/Flamingo/Lavender/Grape/Sapphire/Moss/Emerald/Rainbow/Void 010
Reposted by Strazzie, Certified GremlinLaura’s Lair 🔞 @laurafelhound.bsky.social · 19/12/2024One more ‘22 vs ‘24 I’m thankful for those who have supported me along the way. Every comment, like, and repost pushed me to keep trying to improve. I’ve made some genuine friendships along the way and I’m so, so thankful for them. Here’s to another year! 1216
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024media.tenor.coma rainbow colored shooting star with the words " do you know " in the backgroundALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words " do you know " in the background 020
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024No actually! Unlike the flat earth, the waters of Azeroth are indeed carbonated. 230
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024He’s got his dick out behind the flap? 100
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024media.tenor.coma cartoon of a woman with a netflix logo on the bottom rightALT: a cartoon of a woman with a netflix logo on the bottom right 020
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Damn… on one hand I’m heartbroken about the stache 😭 On the other hand… hello 👀 Yes you can 200% pull off a Viktor 000
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024But…. But you’d have to shave…. NO! You can’t! Don’t do this!!! Besides…. There’s an obviously better choice for the stach. 110
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Nipple or condom Meanwhile the blue square is also condom, but it’s the condom wrapper 000
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I wish my Daddy would love tilling the soil…. But he’s only interested in trying to get a job with Nintendo 1150
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I love it! Good Alliance propaganda poster 120
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 16/12/20246. Most annoying character And it’s not even a close second place. I hate this child. 020
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 16/12/202412. Any talents As a kid I played piano, and later on both bass & lead guitar. I haven’t touched an instrument in a while, but I’m very good at reading music still! I’m also a fairly okay mapmaker! I’m still learning but it’s a talent I’m forcing upon myself for TTRPGs & DMing!! 000
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Strazzie enjoys a flavorful frozen margarita that he adds pineapple chunks, a kahlua & milk highball, & when he wants to get fucked up- a Sazerac. …. And on the other hand, My Vulpera will ONLY drink spiced goat’s milk. 010
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Oh hey 👀 my new computer could finally handle that 010
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I need to give SoD another shot. Never did get into it very much. It seems fun but playing solo isn’t my forte 110
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Okay but… using these in 3D house tours/liminal space games….. 👀 Maybe AI has a use after all! That of being so bizarre and terrible that the human mind cannot comprehend it. 040
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I love it so much! The song, and band, don’t get nearly enough recognition! There’s also a ton of remixes and covers of the song as well! My favorite is a mash-up between Bubblegum Bitch & Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance…. It’s strangely fitting 110
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Quit your fuckin’ SHRIMPING 100
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Technically, the actual song is Bubblegum Bitch by Marina & the diamonds. But this remix is very cool too! Also I am insanely jealous of your fine motor skills! I can’t even fly in an open plains without hitting a tree…. 110
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024This is why I’ve just swapped to Delves and the only dungeons I really do are heroics. Simple easy fun and still have good enough gear to raid as I want. 110
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Then.. that- that… that would be- Y’know… your loss 000
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Well I, or anyone who actually knows me, could have told you this predictable outcome. 020
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Kajamite? I moved on to heroine and crystal meth! …. Or Red Mana from Gadgetzan if we’re wanting to be lore accurate! 000
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Adam Warlock is INSANE. The fact you can soul bind to the entire team thereby turning yourself into a tank, heal and revive the entire team + yourself, and can honestly do enough damage to out DPS certain heroes is dumb. Oh and just on a game base level. Do NOT try bot matches The AIMBOT is insane 010
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Sorry I’m the direct Orc upgrade called a Goblin. Practically perfect in every way. 100
Strazzie, Certified Gremlin @certifiedgremlin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom rightALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words more on the bottom right 000