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Certified Blazed

@certifiedblazed.bsky.social
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I am the Douglas. I speak for the Threes. Go Blazers!!! ❤️🤍🖤❤️🤍🖤

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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a great shot to make a small crowd look slightly less small 😂
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where did you find these btw?
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ngl, I think that Oden looks pretty close 😂
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blazer blood-red!
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There you have it, folks! @nba.com @blazersedge.bsky.social @ripcitykeith.bsky.social
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish someone had asked Dame yesterday, what it was like to have both the Raiders and As leave his hometown, and what he's going through with that on the table for the Blazers now, too. I think that framing of the moment was a missed opportunity. @highkin.bsky.social @blazersedge.bsky.social
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really glad to see Portland's journalists put Dewayne's feet to the fire on ownership talking out both sides of their mouths. None of what Hankins said eased my suspicion that Dundon & Co are acting in bad faith. @highkin.bsky.social @billoram.bsky.social @mikegrich.bsky.social
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's where he stores the lies
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You didn't appreciate your limited edition rally towel? 😂
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well said 😂
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blazers fans: Is there anybody out there who still believes Dundon's only concern is winning? @trailblazers.bsky.social @blazersedge.bsky.social @highkin.bsky.social
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I actually did get two for my one account! It's amazing the rules that no longer apply when you ask more than one person 😂
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I went back and watched this a few years ago. Pretty problematic by today's standards, but has nonetheless stood the test of time.
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Incredible end to the home games. So proud of this team 🫶 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 @portlandfire.bsky.social @wnba.com
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🙌 Seventh Kevin 🙌
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Missed opportunity
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fellow voters, the question is: Or else what? What are we going to do if they don't deliver? The truth is, Dems aren't scared of the left like Cons are scared of the right. It's time to make them scared to defy our power.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why is this the first time I'm seeing this?
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh. My. God.
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My wife pointed out the hoodie looks like it has a big sweat stain on the front. They're selling us hoodies pre-bleached from sweat 💀
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My wife pointed out the hoodie looks like a big sweat stain on the front. They're selling us hoodies pre-bleached from sweat 💀
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Flat stomach after child birth? Oh look, more unrealistic beauty standards 😒
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Claiming Portland is this blighted economic hellscape, and then releasing a spray-paint style Blazer jacket, is crazy work 😂 @trailblazers.bsky.social @highkin.bsky.social @ripcitynotripoff.bsky.social
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I can't give a thumbs up and keep this smile going at the same time! What do you think I am? 65??"
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, so Pink and Ed support Israel, Macklemore supports Palestine, but Mack's music hasn't even scratched relevance since like 2013. Got it 😂
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait, why are we boycotting Pink?
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Chocolate Starfish Butthole
ALT: Chocolate Starfish Butthole
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WELCOME TO ROSE CITY CENTRAL www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuW2...
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Welcome to Rose City Central!
YouTube video by Rose City Central
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shout out to the Boomer Karen wearing the sparkly pink jacket at the Fire fan event today, who aggressively demanded I stop my 5-yo daughter from practicing dribbling in the Moda Center. Just know that a dozen people saw you do that and we too, "won't be so kind next time." @portlandfire.bsky.social
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Who we shat what now?
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gas prices so high, we can't afford color 💀
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gilead chic
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A true hero 💔👇
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why are we still wasting time on this petty issue, while the country is literally burning around us?
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Power
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These are the lamentations of the bourgeoisie
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's a non-zero chance Brooks did this just to annoy Wemby.
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*fake trades intensify* fixupx.com/fullcourtpas...
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The Milwaukee Bucks have not been able to find a taker for Myles Turner, who was signed to a four-year, $107 million contract last summer in a failed attempt to appease Giannis Antetokounmpo, per @Ben...
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
YOOOOO!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sadly, the rich now act like an untouchable caste in America. Thanks to @pablo.show, we're experiencing a rare contrary example to that, and I think this story is becoming a formative moment. I'd bet there's a million kids reading this saga and thinking, "I want to be an investigative journalist."
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Goodbye Chef
ALT: Goodbye Chef
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Christmas in September?
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Riley from Boondocks: 'You Gay'
ALT: Riley from Boondocks: 'You Gay'
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The fall of the Clippers?
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Clippers fucked around, Pablo found out. @pablo.show @nba.com
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I haven't seen when these suspensions actually start, so the Clippers may have a narrow window to act before the brain trust has to step away for 6-12. We may see LAC decide a fire sale on their good players is the best move to recoup some FRPs for the next seven years. What could they recoup?
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That kind of repair would basically total the car, right?
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I hope that rose bush was okay
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Certified Blazed @certifiedblazed.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Running for office to avoid your criminal and financial woes is so 2016.
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