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Certified Alien

@certified-alien.bsky.social
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The civil and human rights of non-white people = the civil and human rights of white people Please wake up before it’s too late. Whatever abuses you approve of for others will eventually come to your doorstep.

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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MAGA waiting for Trump to care about them.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So, for my fellow lobster enthusiasts: Does this look like a notch to you? I understand the importance, and want other eyes. (Hard shell and right about 2 lbs) Yes? No?
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Leopard(wood) In The Grass 😁
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
X wing fighter ready for takeoff! #starwars #gardensky
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s a very nice day! Hope you’re enjoying it wherever you are!
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Spilled some birdseed while refilling the feeders. The cleaning crew has arrived just as I predicted when I decided not to sweep it up. 😁
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Transitional Bouquet : The last of the Spring blooms
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Before and After: Roast Chicken
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, my Lilacs
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Your garden is ahead of mine. I’m still here:
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
@cbsnews.com #colbert #stephencolbert @startrek.bsky.social @paramountplus.com Dropping Colbert is insanity level ass-kissing.Trek’s gone and you just destroyed the last justification I had for keeping Paramount +. You couldn’t have ordered more devoted fans. You’ll never get another dime from me.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Iranians did it first.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#foodsky #chefnotes Forgot to add the description: Dungeness crab in green sauce with crab fried rice and a salad with lemon ginger dressing.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#foodsky Dungeness Level 4 Masago enjoy this!
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I remember when gas WAS $1.87!!
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
#foodsky Some Like It Hot.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
#foodsky Small Plate Delights
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I have one even better!
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The only death that would be freeing to me:
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Iran is predicting it! What’s the spread on the betting sites??😂😂😂
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He’s mocking their god. White racists who call themselves ‘Christian’ do not believe that they share a god with Muslims. I hope they make him regret his decision to mock them in such an extremely disrespectful way. They mean this. Figuratively, politically and (I believe),literally.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What??? There’s a whole show about that kind of mashup! Ugly Delicious. Just make whatever you want!! Just make what tastes good!
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Pulled from a music video Iran produced trolling Trump about his vanity war.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Yup. He knew.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Yup.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I’m a bit out of practice, but these were delicious!
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Spain is currently having a moment because of the problematic pedophile in the White House. Here’s another Spanish moment.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This was a phoking good bowl of noodles!
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Cajun Breakfast
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Can’t wait for this season again!
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Chili Crab
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the moon.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Ta-da!! Scottish Eggs. (I know, I know, but I don’t like runny egg yolks. )
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
A fine day.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
One night, in Spain…
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
@foodnetwork.bsky.social Here, let me help you out:
Before baking photo of a fancy potato dish featuring thinly sliced potatoes. After photo of fancy baked potato dish.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The beginning of France from the edge of Spain.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Tomorrow is another day. Use it wisely. RESIST!
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
She thought she could hang with some of the African queens who have perfected the mermaid dress. She was entirely mistaken.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Perfect release every time. 🙂
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
That’s south of my favorite wine region but the Spanish Mediterranean is beautiful.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Same. 😊 An architectural triumph that was much maligned in its early days.
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Certified Alien @certified-alien.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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