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A Certain Random Guy

@certainrandom.bsky.social
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Brazilian Twitter refugee. Here to bring tumblr vibes to the junction. He/They

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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I havent kept up with anything magic since like the race set whose name I forgot. did they use the opportunity of alternate realities to give us a Kallist card or are the scoundrels at Wizards of the Coast still just a bunch of cowards?
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
being in a small fandom is insane i left my fic dead for like 6 months and now i came back to it and its on the first page of the fandom's most liked fics
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"We're in a media literacy crisis" no we are not, people have always been this media illiterate. We're actually in a "everyone is constantly subjected to everyone else's opinions" crisis.
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🔞 psychonauts agent 69 @himbohousewife.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tina and Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers with a bottom speech bubble pointing at Linda
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Emmett Brown @emmetbrown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
La Astronomy Picture of the Day de la NASA es hoy, como no podía ser de otra manera, del eclipse. Total Solar Eclipse Over Spain Image Credit & Copyright: Ruiyu Zhang
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bro it was +30C on Friday fuck you mean its ~15C now
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Honestly kind of insane how buying good IEMs and a DAP has increased the time I spend listening to music.
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Honestly id love to see someone do the math on how much it would cost to ship 1 (one) nail manufactured on the moon
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I decided to re-read A Song of Ice and Fire and NGL the jump in writing quality between GoT and CoK is staggering
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NGL, i think if your answer to "X should be free" is "actually it's not free, it's paid for with taxes" you lack either the intelligence or the respect to participate in human conversation
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Helô D'Angelo em ritmo de FIQ @helodangeloarte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fiz uma animação dessa aqui mas ficou tão fofinha que vim mostrar 😡
Menina com cara de muita raiva desenhando furiosamente num papel. Acima, se le "desenhar pra não perder o réu primário"
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dapperdog @dapperd0g.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
in an alternate universe #xenoblade
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i literally modded the twitter app apk to make it a vaguely bearable experience and my conclusion is that twitter has solidified its place as the "algorithmic ragebaiting" place... which unfortunately fires up the neurons more than bluesky whose discover still doesnt show me interesting stuff
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
semanas desde que eu vi essa pintura e ainda tá ocupando um espaço na minha cabeça
"Feriado Nacional" – Pintura em óleo sobre tela – (2018) – Rodrigo Yudi Honda
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Before I was literally required to use AI for work, I thought people who used ChatGPT were stupid. Now that I AM required to use AI for work (and have tested several) I know people who use ChatGPT are either stupid or just immensely stubborn
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 23/04/2026
timmy turner praying and saying "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
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Xena Snowscale (Ehksidian) @ehksidian.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
ME: so am i supposed to be, like, aroused right now or HORROR THAT LIES BETWIXT REALITY AND NOTHINGNESS, UTTERLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND UNABLE TO BE PROCESSED BY THE MORTAL MIND: ME: because this isn't doing much for me tbh. HTLBRANUIAUTBPBTMM: normally people run screaming ME: that's rough buddy
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"O perfume perfeito não existe" O humilde Granado Apotecário:
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Jourd4n @jourd4n.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Backrooms discovered in Gravity Falls
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Tbh If I was musk the moment the "Grok will auto-translate every single post" feature was rolled out I'd immediately rebrand the whole thing to "Babel" in a deliberate show of hubris
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Panificadora Lúcifer LTDA @lucifffer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
FERIADO FODASSE
Foto de uma mão batendo ponto na máquina de ponto de impressão digital com o overlay de dark souls dizendo PONTO BATIDO
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
God I fucking hate Spotify stupid ass app with stupid ass ui and buggy ass synchronisation between devices
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Florence Nightingale, democratically elected Chancelor of the Irish Republic
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Honestly the weirdest part of changing jobs is having to figure out the political views of everyone in my team so I don't accidentally say something too out there to a right-winger At least back in my old job I knew where everyone stood and who'd be weirded out by harmless things
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Tired of being invited to neighborhood potlucks? Follow me for more #LifeTips
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Nothing in Brazil works properly except for public transit etiquette in São Paulo
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I would like to find the person who came up with this button and kill them with a crowbar
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If a doctor wanted to map the health of a given population by tracking the amount of people with a given list of symptoms and body measures, it would be useless for tracking diseases that don't cause those symptoms and conditions that don't affect those measures.
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A mobile app not automatically enabling dark mode based on phone settings feels like a personal slight A mobile app not having a dark mode in 2026 feels like a moral failing
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
(Metade gooner, metade goner)
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Yonkou dos mares da lascívia contra as baratinhas de fogão @luckyluke94.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Quando o Dreamcast fica atiçando de boca aberta
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I wonder how many rivers in the world are just named "Big River" in a plethora of local languages and dialects
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
more capybaras
painting of 2 big capybaras and 1 baby in the river shore
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Bro corporate jobs are a joke, I was hired 2 weeks ago and they still haven't sent me a laptop to use for my 100% computer-reliant work
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John Bistline @bistline.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My boss assigned me a project where I need to improve a doc he drafted using AI. A colleague sent me another document to help me, also made using AI. Both are full of hallucinations and dead links, so I'm basically doing all the work from scratch. Efficiency.
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Becky Hawkins @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Calvin’s dad as the Sicko meme, wearing a helmet and bike outfit, looking through the window saying “yes… ha ha ha… yes!”
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Congratulations to tiktok for actually decreasing my time on their app by more than an hour simply by shoving this thing that I can't remove on top of every video. 10/10 way of reducing screen time- wait, what do you mean this was meant to make me want to watch more?
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Katie 🔜 ATL @legdotegg.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Little medieval guys (⁠。⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ #mtgart
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Started a new job on wednesday, finished all of the onboarding in like a day and a half, was assigned my first task today and finished it within the deadline. Dopamine hit. I am afraid I might indeed be a sucker for having my labor exploited by capital
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Every now and then I open twitter and it's truly insane how the built-in incentives fundamentally changed it. It was always the "be angry about pointless shit" site, but with people getting money for engagement it has finally shifted into a final form of everything being ragebait or vagueposting
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I distinctively remember an argument I had with like 4 of my cousins, where I was the one person saying this thing was useless meaningless bullshit and everyone else kept insisting I was the crazy one
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The Hermit Druid. @thehermitdruid.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"The devil has enough advocates"
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
found my people
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
being using that youraislopboresme site exclusively to ask for music recommendations and yeah, thats working great so far.
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A Certain Random Guy @certainrandom.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My music app bugged out and, instead of moving to the next song in the playlist, it played The Last Stand 3 times in a row. Yeah, you know what, sure. For the faith, for the way of the sword, DO come and tell their story again. And again. And again.
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