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Y so Cerious?

@ceriously.blood.gay
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Rehomed masochistic puppygirl author and jinxed jittery jester

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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 22h
The Second Amendment protects my right to own an actual Gundam.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 22h
Truly a delightful crowd to be a part of. I swear to only use these new associations irresponsibly.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 22h
So I wrote it. Talk about the perfect snuffbait. ^.^ First AO3 post, coming soon.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 15/10/2026
Priest angry at god performs the eucharist every morning just to start their day by getting drunk on the blood of their messiah.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 15/10/2026
Abused kid obsessed with reading to adult turned on by content warning sections pipeline.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 15/10/2026
List of things I should have said when lightly stabbed, But I was too busy moaning and laughing: This night took a sharp turn. Fuck! More holes! Really needlin me bout somethin here. Aw, does this mean you like me? Shucks.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 15/10/2026
Never understood what "sacred" meant until I got into kink.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 15/10/2026
Kept tryin to kill myself. ^.^ Do that a lot less now. 🩵🤍🩷
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
the boy who looks like a kicked puppy to puppygirl who really needs to get kicked pipeline is real
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 14/10/2026
🥺🥺🐶🐶 Kicking this puppy is a teambuilding activity.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 14/10/2026
How much of you is just a trauma response? ^.^ Broken minds are full of fun buttons. I'd know. 🥰
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 14/10/2026
Prey kink but I got a bad knee so when you try to chase me I remember my only option is to fight but we negotiated you beating me so I gotta make sure to throw that fight but I'm bad at throwing fights so I decide to just surrender and get to the beating. Or:
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 13/10/2026
God dammit I don't wanna work I wanna be having violent kinky sex with hawt girlzzzz.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 13/10/2026
Sex is something you do with their brain.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 13/10/2026
I adore monstrous, broken, terrifying things. Guess I learned, early, poison is easiest mistaken for food wrapped with care delivered with a smile rewarded with a hug. Tell me you'll hurt me. I'll love you.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 13/10/2026
Save me, insane trannies doing dungeon stuff. Save me...
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 12/10/2026
"I don't deflect, I parry." "You're doing it *right now.*" "Oops."
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 12/10/2026
My girlfriend and my owner be haaawt. 🤤
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 11/10/2026
Cute gal: Oh yea, I love Magic: the Gathering! Commander is fun. Me, externally: Aw! Me too! Let's play sometime. Me, internally:
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 11/10/2026
"You're just a dog." "Ahem, that's dog, esq."
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 11/10/2026
Sooooo true.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 11/10/2026
My girlfriend's wife, pausing mid-makeout: So I've heard interesting things about your precum.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 11/10/2026
Galz posing with their favorite dildos like fishermen with their catch.
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It's Really Just You And Whatever You Think @daemonsinthedark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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🔞Cammy Rose From The Dead👻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @camburger666.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
"women's armpits musky pit huffer" marlboro reds font
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 11/10/2026
Me, in real life, to a gal I was genuinely flirting with, "This tattoo is Terror, a Magic: the Gathering card. It's no longer relevant to the meta in the format I play, because of...well now I have to tell you about the history of the arms race in mono-black removal spells over the last decade..."
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E.G. Simmons 🍰 @ganglemanva.com · 09/10/2026
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 09/10/2026
"On your knees, dog." "Yes ma'am, just uhhhh, one second..." *pulls one of these bad boys out*
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 09/10/2026
Me: I'm so excited to go on this pumpkin patch date with you! My wife: I'm gonna boof a pumpkin.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 09/10/2026
My cis-het monag coworkers: I just think I'd be jealous... Me: I can tell you, in detail, how at least a dozen friends/partners bite and how sharp their teeth are.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 09/10/2026
*After getting hit with a belt a few times the other night* Huh, this reminds me of bein a kid.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 09/10/2026
Talking about my gender to cis folks: I'm a trans woman. Talking about my gender to trans folks: Well, there's like 12 of me. Some are guys, but they're all eggs, some are galz, there's an enby or two, one uses it/its and thinks gender is one of the most annoying concepts humanity has come up with,
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 09/10/2026
Girl who reanimates moments after death 🤝 Girl who compulsively kills
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 08/10/2026
Once again, complicating things with plurality. ^.^
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 08/10/2026
My ideal dynamic is *describes a pet you can fuck whenever*
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 08/10/2026
Two trans galz go into a tunnel of love. Emerge with one blissed out of her mind and covered in bites, clawmarks, scrapes, cuts, and bruises and the other totally composed aside from being covered in lipstick kisses.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 08/10/2026
Domme party leader who trains me, her masochistic regenerating tank, by blindfolding me, binding me, and tossing me in a pit full of monsters unarmed. I'd climb my way out hours later covered in gore with the biggest grin on my face.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 08/10/2026
Hilarious to me that a really hard fight for a DPS typically means death. Same for most healers. But a tough fight for a self-healing tank typically means it just takes fucking forever to finish it.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 08/10/2026
Everytime a gal tells me I have the highest pain tolerance she's ever seen my power increases tenfold.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 08/10/2026
Providing an ice breaker at the domme event by revealing a tied up sub and telling each gal they get two strikes.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 07/10/2026
Remember to do your Handler enrichment, such as humping her boot; undergoing her conditioning to become a better, if crazier, mech pilot; and then killing her and bringing down the fascist system that enabled systemic abuse with your new-found piloting skillz and upgraded mech.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 07/10/2026
I have found the cure to my phone addiction. Each arm must be occupied by a beautiful woman at all times. It's a bitter medicine but I'm pushing through.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 07/10/2026
We don't sexualize being the vampire torturebait enough It prolly feels so good, after years of healing from every injury immediately, to feel your flesh start to burn and melt and run at the touch of the cold metal symbol that you're unable to even look upon
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 07/10/2026
Reached up to scratch my cheek and brushed the bells on my collar. Got flashbanged by approximately 300 memories of partners making them ring. Drooling a lil.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 07/10/2026
Every Warhound girly I know: "I will do anything to make you smile. You should hurt me." OR "Hurting folks is a lotta fun. ^.^ Wait, no, you got no reason to worry. I got like 4 girls for that in this area code alone." Some are a lil of both. 🥰
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 07/10/2026
Kid had to keep moving so the gps tracker her parents put on her wouldn't report her location: her friend's house. Basically Crank with the punishment being her parents would yell at her instead of, ya know, death.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 07/10/2026
Having a degradation fetish is great for social interactions. If you laugh at my joke, I'm happy; if ya don't, I'm turned on. Groans make me cum a lil. ^.^
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 06/10/2026
Hope and Ember warmed themselves in the steady blaze of our fire. This hideout was so much better than our last. Only took killing a few miners to claim it. No challenge for the gang. Guard on the entrance, and now they could relax.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 06/10/2026
NPCs' PoV of my favorite Skyrim build would be horrifying. Illusion is so fucked up in character.
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Y so Cerious? @ceriously.blood.gay · 06/10/2026
"Guy" who wears shorts in frigid weather to gal who wears crop tops in frigid weather pipeline. I paid for these tattoos, I wanna SEE them. 😡
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