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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 04/04/2026
i'm starting to enjoy this lil thing. it has its quirks but it's definitely deserved its space in my pocket, and it's a bargain at like 60 quid + 10 for a modchip
A Switch Lite in that odd blue/purple/blurple colour they made them in, but that doesn't matter as the colour is drowned out by the lighting of the room. The lock screen has been modified, and now has JPEGMAFIA's I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU as the background.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 11/02/2026
experimenting with a few more of the body molding options in automation, with a bit of a cool twist for all you BTCC enjoyers out there
"Quarteria", a BTCC inspired car made in Automation, featuring many parody sponsors (CELL, The Moon, Castrado, etc. replacing their real life counterparts). White car outside a garage, specifically from Need For Speed Carbon.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 31/01/2026
started from the bottom now we here
BeamNG "Italy" map, viewed from the castle
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 23/01/2026
may 15th you'll see the first ever Bradford Rammer in horizon 6
1995 Mitsubishi Montero Exceed 2800 TD in the Forza Horizon 6 car list
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 13/01/2026
fucked up in the crib playing tenkaicabra3
"Tenkaicabra3", a mod for Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3. Shown is its start screen, with Futurama, Donald Trump, Mario, probably Messi and a bunch of other characters that, yes, appear in the game. The character list in this game is so fucked it's unreal
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 10/12/2025
slow news week for assetto, but productive things are happening
InfiniteCraft, but all the discoveries are ever increasing numbers of Obama
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 05/12/2025
i know i made Mercedes Hack 2013 and Diesel Hack 2009 by Albania Diesel Massiv as a joke but. what the fuck they made it real they made Porsche Hack 2023 a real piece of software
"Benz Hacker v6.1" window, with a Mercedes Benz logo. Below that, it says "MERCEDES HACK 2013". There's a variety of toggles below that, and the ones that are selected are "+9999 HP", "UNLOCK AMG", "UNLIMITED SPEED", "ANTICOP", "DVD PLAYER ENABLE" and "UTORRENT". There's a button that says "HACK UR CAR", and a progress bar.Program called "DIESEL HACK 2009" by "Albania Diesel Massiv". Selected options are popcorn, +50 boost, anti-cop, black smoke, vegetable oil, PD105 to PD160 hack, smoke screen and +300 km/h. It's partially done hacking my diesel.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 28/11/2025
i b doing evil shit
Steam Machine 3D model I'm currently working on. It's missing the MicroSD slot currently.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 25/11/2025
day 206 of E i scored the enderman coolshirtz hoodie like. 2 days ago or something lol
Peugeot 206
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 14/11/2025
i didn't actually know steam could do this. that's pretty cool
Warning about Secure Boot and TPM 2.0 not being available, which I saw on the Black Ops 7 page.

"Secure Boot and TPM 2.0 must be enabled to play some or all parts of this game. Steam has checked your system and one or both of these settings appear to be disabled. You can learn more about this game requirement on the Steam Support Site."
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 14/11/2025
my wallet hates me, but it's worth it. spreadsheet for AC Rally coming soon
Steam library, showing Assetto Corsa, Assetto Corsa EVO and the new game, Assetto Corsa Rally.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 02/11/2025
out here holding my damn ds like a cod trickshotter trying to play taiko while also trying not to crank the volume
A guy doing what I call the "trickshot" grip - where your hands are basically clawing the controller in some weird way because it's better for hitting cool looking shots in FPS games. I can't explain it sorry to those who can't see the image, just imagine someone holding something in the most fucked way imaginable and you should get the gist
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 10/10/2025
the newest console from Macroshaft's Bird division
A box for a console known as the XBOX 50, as part of the Go Bird bundle. Included you get an Xbox 50 console, 2 wireless controllers, 2 1TB SSDs (advertised on the box too!), 2 HDMI 2.1 cables, a power supply, Bird Game 3 on CD-ROM and Uno pre-installed.

The contents are rated Skibidi by BEES and Parental Advisory: Hardcore Gamer.

On the side, there's a render of an Xbox console with the text "fully explorable bird world n allat" below it.

Yes, I did make this because of the slopbot videos. Made in Blender 4.5 LTS
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 29/09/2025
REAL race car SPOTTED running AUDI LE MANS wheels... further cementing it as better than the audi rota wheel...
Max Verstappen's Ferrari 296 GT3 at the Nurburgring. Edited over top is an arrow pointing towards an Audi "Le Mans" wheel.

I would've edited it to have Rotiform FRA's but the Audi Le Mans wheel is infinitely better
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 03/09/2025
don't worry lil guy. you're now condemmed to a life of nothing but Peggle Deluxe and Balatro
Task manager showing that I now have an AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 16/08/2025
this button cannot be fucking real what the fuck hmu on ebay live twin
eBay screenshot, showing an “eBay Live” button
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 28/07/2025
my beef with automobile-catalog extends further now now i gotta Look across 8 different forums for gearing ratios dawg
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 25/07/2025
i still can't fathom why the fuck the ProMods guys still do the horseshit "free" download system. it now takes a solid hour. most of that is just waiting for the 5 minute timer to count down. now my ass is using collabvm to download that shit twice as fast
CollabVM screenshot of me downloading archive #2 of ProMods 2.74 for ETS2
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 21/07/2025
oh yeah i tapped the glass mb
Don’t Tap The Glass CD ordered
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 06/07/2025
lmao
RPCS3 update prompt, telling me to update my version of RPCS3 (from July 3rd, 2025), to a "newer" version, from June 20th, 2025.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 21/06/2025
i can always trust my tuner when he pulls this out
Program called "DIESEL HACK 2009" by "Albania Diesel Massiv". Selected options are popcorn, +50 boost, anti-cop, black smoke, vegetable oil, PD105 to PD160 hack, smoke screen and +300 km/h. It's partially done hacking my diesel.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 18/06/2025
damn this shit doing numbers
Disk usage 851 Mbps
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 16/06/2025
Joker named "Hit Da Lottery". On scoring, 1 in 750 chance to gain $1500
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 11/06/2025
sometimes i remember that this thing exists and how much i want one still
Razer Deathstalker Ultimate, a chiclet keyboard from the early-2010s with 10 customisable keys and a screen on the right side (replacing the number pad)
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 10/06/2025
i have two reminders set, one for my injection and then this one idk why
Reminder to scratch my nuts on January 1st, 2026
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 09/06/2025
they done made work at a pizza place pay to win bro what the fuck
Description of the VIP pass for Work at a Pizza Place, which says:

The manager cannot put you back to work or nominate you for a ban
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 03/06/2025
SSTV over radio signals? nah. i prefer it over Roblox voice chat on a packed Work at a Pizza Place dedicated voice-chat server (results of an experiment)
“They beating ur ass in the qrts” Mickey Mouse image, with the artifacts caused by Roblox’s voice chat system“Rizzler crying” image, with the artifacts caused by Roblox’s voice chat system
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 01/06/2025
this the balatro win that killed the discord milan10016 vc servers sorry guys
Balatro screenshot of the win screen. Best hand is 134,956 and the seed is (non-screen-reader friendly?) QFL62TM6.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 23/05/2025
“i need to get to the bar, it closes in 10 minutes and i’m 20 minutes away” volkswagen: i gotchu. you’ll be there in 5 minutes
Volkswagen Phaeton
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 08/05/2025
hold on . gotta scare the s65/s85 owners out there
Rod bearing
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 13/04/2025
i knew his ass was a fed
Police officer in Schedule 1 who just so happens to look like Benji Coleman, the first dealer you unlock.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 11/04/2025
i done did it
Pre-Order for Cherry Bomb T-Shirt + Choice of Music Format.

I bought the CD btw
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 28/03/2025
i don't know what's funnier, the fact it's bmw vodka, or the fact it's a fucking stock image
Image of BMW vodka, available on Shutterstock of all places
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 21/03/2025
going down some rabbit holes tonight
The Hong Kong Newcastle United FC Supporters Club
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 19/03/2025
if only i had storage space generation technology
Half-Life 2 RTX showing as being 82.87 gigabytes in size.  For comparison, regular Half-Life 2 is currently around 10 gigabytes.
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 14/03/2025
i like how no matter what i do, i could probably send someone to mars, it'll never top the time i modelled a AA battery and uploaded it to roblox
PKCell model on Roblox, created September 3rd, 2021
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 14/03/2025
this is how i encrypt my data btw
Seagate 3TB HDD, model number ST3000DM001 - notorious for reportedly having higher failure rates than other 3TB drives
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 10/03/2025
bro i'm in debt even in GTA what the fuck
GTA 5 BAWSAQ website showing that i have $-2
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 04/03/2025
the real reason it's just "enhanced" and not "expanded and enhanced" on PC is because they still don't support anything beyond 16:9
Screenshot of GTA 5 Enhanced on PC. It's cropped to the lower portion of the screen, with the HUD elements being constrained to where they would be at 16:9 (map is too far to the right, place name is too far to the left)

The image itself is just driving around in an Obey Tailgater through La Mesa
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 21/02/2025
kanye really knew what he was doing when he wrote this like 10 years ago
"People tryna say I'm goin' crazy on Twitter" -Kanye West - Saint Pablo
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 20/02/2025
seems like kunos got wise to the plan - decided to go digging through version 0.1.6's files and not only is the GUID list missing, stuff like the cars.table file now only contain the cars in game nothing new, they missed a spot too, and this shortcut still exists lol
Shortcut to what I assume is the main cars folder used in Assetto Corsa EVO's development -- which remains in content.kspkg to this day

It's called "cars - collegamento" and goes to D:\acevo_content\content\cars
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 20/02/2025
fuck people who don’t like purple

[various shades of purple]

share this post if you love purple
fuck yourself if you don’t love purple
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 16/02/2025
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 16/02/2025
????
The Rizzler next to Noah Gragson
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 04/02/2025
you can get shit shipped to your door from china for basically nothing nowadays, meanwhile the US got me spending 34 gbp just to get a fucking usb stick shipped
I Lay Down My Life For You Director's Cut USB by JPEGMAFIA, with the item being 29 GBP, but with the shipping being 34 GBP and taxes being 12.60, the total cost is 75.60 GBP - over 2.6x the cost of the thing being shipped
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 04/02/2025
this guy has swag levels beyond my comprehension. i want that fucking shirt so bad
Random guy from the Yousuke Yukimatsu Boiler Room set (timestamp 13:42) wearing a shirt that just says "Sex"
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 29/01/2025
sometimes i see things for a split second and memorise what i saw, even if it wasn't the right thing this happened today and this is what i saw
Rat standing up with Canon logo in the top left corner
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 29/01/2025
lol
Message from the Assetto Corsa EVO Discord server

"We are starting a mass test for the backend, aiming at a release in the next days.

If you want to help, just play the game on this Steam branch, preferably play Special Events and try the driving academy"Date stamp for that message, showing 21st January, 2025, at 3:00pm GMTWindows 10 mini calendar showing the date as the 29th of January
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 22/01/2025
????
Screenshot of task manager showing "protogen antivirus" using over 12 gigs of RAM
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Cerisey 🌸 @cerii.moe · 18/01/2025
thank you @su-27.net for teaching me how to do this
Screenshot of Assetto Corsa EVO's custom car paint UI
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