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Næthan

@cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
None of the adults from my Catholic school days posted on Facebook about the new pope which is my indication that he is probably at least half-decent
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I hate the phrase ‘olive skin’… like have you guys even seen what olives look like??
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Kansas City is a time capsule of 2014
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
he’s a little drummer
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Smug as a bug
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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kj @kjbok97.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
ISTG PPL NEED TO GET OFF KORRA’S CASE!!!!!! she probably fucking died trying to prevent the cataclysm!!! also she’s just ONE PERSON and A HUMAN BEING!!! even the avatar can’t always save everything/everyone!!! I WILL DEFEND KORRA TO MY DYING BREATH
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The last day of my favorite Pokemon: #1: Cubone It's called the lonely Pokemon. And it just misses its mom :( 999999/10.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Day 7 of my favorite Pokemon: Lechonk Look how fucking cute. Also, Lebron + chonk? 10/10.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Day 6 of my favorite Pokemon: Breloom "FREE LUIGI WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE" - Breloom, probably. 10/10
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Day 5 of my favorite Pokemon: #5: Mudkip Eight-year-old me always picked Mudkip as my starter in Ruby. 10/10
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Day 4 of my favorite Pokemon: Kabuto Just a void in a hard shell with not a thought behind those eyes. 10/10
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Day 3 of my favorite Pokemon: Exeggcute It's literally eggs. And a portmanteau of 'eggs' and 'execute'. Did I mention its literally just eggs? 10/10.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Day 2 of my favorite Pokemon: Klawf Of all the crab Pokemon, this one looks the most bewildered. 10/10.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Day 1 of my favorite Pokemon: Charjabug It's a bug, shaped like a loaf of bread. And it shoots electricity. 10/10.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
If you don’t think reading comprehension is declining in America, then I insist you try to make any purchase on Facebook marketplace.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Been having fun looking through the 10¢ bins at Vintage Stock to start my Pokemon collection.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
POV: Charlie’s phone if he had thumbs to doomscroll and more than one brain cell
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Me every time I check LinkedIn:
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The etymology of my cat Stevie’s nicknames
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’d rather email Xi Jingping a txt file of my entire genome sequence and a picture of my butthole before I ever join Threads.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Part of making dinner in a crockpot is bragging about how many hours it was on Low as if it required any effort or persistence.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The cereal aisle isn’t what I remember
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’m just now getting into DnD and musicals at 31 years old because I was sports-pilled as a child
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It was a pain to put together but look how cute this book nook is
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I really like Lord of the Rings
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Baldur’s Gate is significantly better with the infinite party mod. And I’ve played 3 campaigns of unmodded bg3
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
One of my spouse’s cousins named her baby with the initials ERM and ordered a sandwich called ‘the grinder’ with a straight face. They’re chronically offline if you couldn’t tell
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My review of Wicked: It’s Cabaret, kidz bop edition
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I can count on one hand the number of Republicans who’d be willing to try biryani. The libs are out of touch.
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m writing a fantasy novel but all the character names are from the NBA
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Have you ever sat down at a restaurant, unexpectedly got a live musician start playing, and actually enjoyed it? Be serious
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Do you get absolutely grossed out when you accidentally touch the wheels of your luggage when trying to unzip it or are you normal?
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
If I was gay, my ultimate ick would be men at restaurants who say “I could’ve made a steak better than this!”
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Idc what the excuse is. There’s no reason why airplane windows shouldn’t line up perfectly with the seats
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
A fun game is to see how many days/weeks/months you can last without bringing up the weather in small-talk
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Maturing is realizing rdr2 is the best game ever made even if it’s not your favorite game
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Næthan @cerealforbreakfast.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Let me be the first on this app to state that horses are scary
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