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15th in the Tim Heidecker Memorial Leaderboards (that’s gotta be something compared to how many others were behind me) Press Secretary For: @sickanarepublic.bsky.social

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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oi oi @lastweektonight.com that Fandom Minecraft wiki is outdated, use minecraft.wiki next time you refer to it
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Come on guys. I had to wear a fatsuit and look like someone my age. Is that not enough reason to watch” -Tom Cruise, probably
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not even touching on the satire I just love how the movie was designed to bits
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I LIKED digger. It was a creative looking film and I was genuinely surprised by how it pivoted into a stage play. My brothers I saw it with found it alright too
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
>digger is just stage play Don’t Look Up >something something box office flop >something something polarising movie of the year
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Jon Bernthal Punisher
ALT: Jon Bernthal Punisher
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
>opens up Bluesky >new round of discourse I’m not woke enough to understand
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Tucker Carlson
ALT: Tucker Carlson
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was not expecting Digger to suddenly be a film about a play that satirises the end of the world
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I based an antagonistic business faction on Skydance btw
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like to observe and quietly keep tabs on some of the more stranger folk on this platform purely for entertainment. You will never know if I’m watching or not.
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Will we be getting “The Secretary of Defence is a drunkard and a war criminal” posts eventually?
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meditate just breathin Late night and no reason City night I like freezin Night out when they’re dreamin
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I been sleeping at a diagonal lately ever since I got this spinal fusion
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If people read DC Comics even just a little bit they’d realise just how much of a creative hack I am
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are only like a handful of symptoms in the world arent there
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This would be infinitely funny if you manually typed out the sentence over and over and hit post
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We love externalising our internal thoughts so it looks like flashbangs on other peoples’ timelines
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dunno why, but Kris has a little silhouetto of someone else (Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can you do the fandango)
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Needs a Snickers
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d love to hop back on the grind, yah, but… imma be honest brah this wound dressing feels like a plank of wood on my spine
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Guys I had spinal fusion surgery (1 week post operation) and part of my ribs that was moved back to normal changes between numbness and tingling. Does anyone know how long this lasts?
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hell yk what I’ll just add a bit to Pillboy before my surgery why nottttt
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m working mostly on my website as Demo 2 marinates. Work on Pillboy will resume AS SOON as I get my last assignment for this trimester in. Ideally I want to get Pillboy out before my 21st.
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Teleportation accident (clone edition)
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BREAKING: AI company believes that they’re above copyright law because they’re fucking ecosystems raw #auspol
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Producer Matt a new variation of InfoWars references has hit the Live Chat
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Furries are such low-hanging fruit. Therefore, someone with noise cancellers in should pull up in shitty Sam Hyde cosplay wearing a large “BAITED NOBODY AWARD”
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FFS I forgot to upload thr devlog UUUGGGHHH idc I got shit to do bleehhhh :ppppp
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Half the time I have the music taste of James Gunn
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Holy shit I haven’t heard of her in years
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did I forget to do something? Bah whatever. I’ve got bigger problems
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They have me wearing a mask in public now so I don’t get ill before my surgery. God it’s like 2020 all over again I hate cloth masks
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I DONT CARE IF WE FOUGHT UNDER IT. HALF THE FUCKING WORLD WAS UNDER THE FOOT OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE DURING THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY IT DOESNT MEAN WE SHOULD KEEP IT UP. BY YOUR LOGIC THE US FLAG SHOULD STILL BE BETSY ROSS ERA #auspol
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a business major, whaaast? You don’t want to invest or buy from my Nothing As A Service (NaaS, new business model, it’ll take off) company Nothingburger? Dude, it’s the future, dude. You don’t know the grind dude.
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Peter Griffin Violin
ALT: Peter Griffin Violin
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, so there’s people that jump out when the pot gets hot and there’s the people that love to boil. Which way, cisgender person?
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I sincerely hope more hateful people prove me right with this hat on. Because the purpose of the hat is to have hateful people distracted from the transitioning woman in front of them.
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My purpose of the hat was proven when I was walking home with her one night. I actively made myself look deranged. Two little shits on scooters thought I was staring them down and one of them wanted to bash my face in. All I replied to them was a calm “Have a good night”. I hope they’re still mad.
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wear that hat every time I’m physically with her. Some people recognise the character (My best friend became trans after learning of the character’s lived experience and implied transness, this is why I chose that hat in the first place), and others react with confusion or patronising endearment
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The smartest thing I could have ever done as a cisgender is actively inquire why my best friend (now MtF) was experiencing feelings of what it would feel like to be female and actively be the fall guy for ridicule during the transition. I bought this hat so all the hate is focused on me and not her.
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember that 25% of our flag isn’t ours and in my opinion those that don’t immediately want to change it should be deported back to Britain. Imagine flying any American flag pre-Betsy Ross and boasting about British settlement. You’d be killed down there
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My New #auspol Campaign: Don’t Elect British Empire Cuckolds With slogans like: “25% Of Our Flag Isn’t Ours” “One Nation? Not Our Nation” “Settlers Are Just Immigrants That Did It First” “Civilisation Isn’t Mutually Exclusive to Inbred Royals’ Decisions” “Whinge Nationalists, Fuck Off”
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
CONFUSING: The Most Niche People You Know Are Forming An Alliance
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sometimes in #auspol you gotta realise a lot of these White Nationalists are just cucks to a foregone empire
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not saying it’s bad or anything it’s just an interesting coincidence
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You #auspol motherfuckers are gonna be protesting during my back surgery
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“We British developed the world! We developed civilisation!” False, capitalists brought their capital to countries the Brits ethnically cleansed and it just so happened that the amount of settlers there sustained their economies. The actions of colonial era rich people do not excuse White Australia.
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Neo-nahtzees today are so fucking annoying. They think they can capture lightning doing cancel culture a second time
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I NEED TO GET ME SOME GREEN LANTERN COMICS… AND ALEX ROSS BOOKS… AND ABSOLUTE MARTIAN MANHUNTER…
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ceptor36.nekoweb.org @ceptor36.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
No no, case precedent is being set now. We’re prosecuting people based on star sign now. Forensic astronomy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
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