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@mc_rum_hammer on oldsite (deactivated) mainly crap posts/shitposts about LTFC, F1 and tech/coding 30+cis 🦀 coder boi who wants the world to be better. all views my own, except 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ are human rights, which is a fact. COYH! 🇬🇧➡️🗽

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 28/09/2026

Still from the Simpsons: “Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 11/08/2026

I tapped on “what does ‘rizz’ mean” and it replied in Portuguese, for some reason

Urban Dictionary LLM chat interface:

Question (pre-filled): “what does ‘rizz’ mean”

Answer from LLM (in Portuguese): "Rizz" é uma gíria que significa carisma romântico
— a habilidade de atrair e conquistar alguém, especialmente do sexo oposto. Vem de "romantic charisma" e foi popularizada pelo streamer Kai Cenat. Dizer que alguém tem "rizz" é o mesmo que dizer que a pessoa tem jogo.”

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 11/08/2026

Who is asking for this, seriously

A screenshot of urbandictionary.com on mobile with a “chat” interface brought up (it’s a generic LLM of course)

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 21/06/2026

To be fair, tell me this isn’t a special boy

A black cat laying on his side while being scratched under the chin, looking self-satisfied

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 13/06/2026

Masterful gambit, sir

A table from Bloomberg Economics about the purported Iran deal.

Issue 1: Nuclear program

Iran commits not to pursue a nuclear weapon; agrees to negotiation on nuclear enrichment over 60 days.

Who benefits? US

Issue 2: Sanctions

US commits to temporarily waiving sanctions; agrees to incremental sanctions relief

Who benefits? Iran

Issue 3: Frozen assets

US commits to releasing some frozen assets

Who benefits? Iran

Issue 4: Strait of Hormuz and US blockade

Iran agrees to reopen the Strait without tolls but on its terms; US agrees to lift blockade within 30 days

Who benefits? US and Iran

Issue 5: Missiles and proxies

Not included

Who benefits? Iran

Issue 6: US military presence

US agrees to withdraw forces from the vicinity of Iran and cap force levels

Who benefits? Iran

Issue 7: Ending the war on all fronts

US agrees and includes Lebanon, but Israel not party to the MOU or talks

Who benefits? Iran

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 11/06/2026

Getting invited to the shitposting group chat

An image of a panel van bearing the business name “Exclusive Sewer”

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 12/05/2026

well this tells you all you need to know

A GitHub preview of a commit called "Update bundle-size.yml", which updates a GitHub Actions workflow to use `pull_request` triggers rather than `pull_request_target`. `pull_request_target` has previously been implicated in supply-chain attacks.

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 06/05/2026

Yeah but what if terrorists hijacked a train and then did this???

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 23/04/2026

New graph just dropped

A graph titled “J-Curve of AI value realization” from a Google/DORA white paper, with the x-axis “Time” and y-axis “Value realized”. The “value realized” after the “time zero” of AI adoption dips below the base line, with the key points “The learning curve”, “The verification tax”, and “Pipeline adaptation” indicated in the dipped section. On the far right of the graph after the dip crosses back over the baseline “Value realized” is a shaded section containing the text “Eventual exponential growth”.

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 08/04/2026

when detective ooishi shows up at school

CJ from San Andreas saying "Ah shit, here we go again."

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 02/04/2026

Liked this one from Bloomberg News too

A screenshot of an update from Bloomberg News’ live news event on the Trump Iran speech by Clara Ferreira Marques: “In a triumph of hope against experience, some oil traders had been looking for clarity from Trump’s speech. **He has provided no direction**, repeating past comments and mixing bravado and threats with the prospect of an imminent end. That has pushed Brent and WTI higher.”

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 07/03/2026

I think they all come preinstalled with this pose

Newbie sprawled out in a similar pose on the sofa, his little white patch showing

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 01/02/2026

sooo eeby

A black cat curled up on a sofa with his eyes mostly closed, grasping his tail with an outstretched paw.

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 23/12/2025

I stopped watching Loki in Season 2 when the plot started feeling like this

Charlie Kelly's Pepe Silvia pinboard from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 05/12/2025

I don’t think this could look more like a vulva if they tried

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 28/11/2025

this little guy was rescued from the street and he has a wonderful first christmas shot too

a black cat with a collar looking wide eyed at a half decorated christmas tree, with the light reflecting back into his eyes.

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 18/06/2025

Whenever I’m out in the city and I see people wearing a shirt that just says New York on it they look like this to me

An image of Duffy Kong wearing a Nintendo cap

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 08/05/2025

Avid reader

A photo of my cat Lady sitting on top of a folded print edition of The Onion

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 05/05/2025

important mindfulness message

Mega Man Battle Network screenshot: “Even in a society run by computers,”

Mega Man Battle Network screenshot: “Don’t forget the beauty of a flower”

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 02/05/2025

I’m such a fucking dork man

A photo of a TV with a multi-stream view of the Miami GP Sprint Qualifying session

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 08/02/2025

No press photography please!

A picture of my calico cat Lady, sleeping on a perch with a paw curled up over her face

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 26/01/2025

nvm

A picture of Tommy Milner in the #4 Corvette at Daytona 24 extending a middle finger out of the driver window

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 14/01/2025

She does things on her own terms

Our calico cat, Lady, looking smug in the middle of a sea of duvet.

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 29/12/2024

Came back to the UK to see family and do people here just wear random NFL gear now???

The polar bear in Texas meme but it says “What da hell is a Bills shirt doin in Milton Keynes 😭😭😭”

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 13/12/2024

ratio

a screenshot of the original post with the repost/quote/like numbers to make a point

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 01/12/2024

Hoping I am not putting the jinx on Gasly here…

A screenshot of a Driver of the Day vote for Pierre Gasly

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 29/11/2024

When it’s lunch time in 10 minute and daddy is napping instead of preparing your food

A grumpy looking Calico cat right up in the camera such that her face is slightly out of focus

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 09/11/2024

She is contemplating opening the beaches

My calico cat, lady, standing on a bed looking up at a toy shark I am dangling like the shark in the first act of Jaws.

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 04/11/2024

The Windows 95 “it’s now safe to turn off your computer” screen crudely edited to say “it’s only safe to turn off your computer”

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 21/10/2024

newbie likes to lounge on the floor or bed where you can see him (as long as there are no strangers over)

A black cat (Newbie) laying, relaxed, on my messy unmade bed

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 21/10/2024

lady mainly likes to spend her time in the spots where: * she’s cozy * you can’t bother her * newbie DEFINITELY CANNOT BOTHER HER

A calico cat (Lady) sitting in the middle of a very fluffy cat bed, looking self-satisfied.

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 21/03/2024

This cat has discovered the power of heated blanket

Calico cat upturned on back with paws in the air, eyes closed

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 24/02/2024

Philosophers trying to explain the map-territory equivalence

It’s a bus stop sign in New York with “this isn’t real” scrawled across the map

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 07/12/2023

finally all my slutting for the team goes to notice

UK newspaper clipping of a story claiming Luton Town has the sexiest fans in the English Premier League based on a survey of 2000 match goers

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 06/11/2023

Not working due to wildcat strikes

My adorable calico baby Lady sleeps on my keyboard in protest of me working instead of paying her attention

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 02/11/2023

He’s here to remind me that it’s lunch time

Newbie the cat is laying on the floor giving his best hungry orphan look

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 01/11/2023

This cat has not been fed in two hour or also her whole life

Calico cat stood in a duck-footed pose looking unimpressed

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the ceph account @ceph3.us · 20/10/2023

gonna post my cats for engagement and because I’m disgustingly enamoured with them

A black cat by a window making a very silly pose, paws upturned and exposing his belly with small white patch

An adorable calico cat laying on the couch next to a laptop

the ceph account @ceph3.us · 19/10/2023

As a side note, for existing pictures you can also convert them, but annoyingly, only if you do it from the Share sheet under Options: