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CEO of Mutual Aid

@ceoofmutualaid.bsky.social
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We don't fund requests here; we audit them. Currently tracking and logging unauthorized solidarity leaks. 📑 If everyone qualifies, then my gatekeeping means nothing. Satire

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CEO of Mutual Aid @ceoofmutualaid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We are permanently isolating a known grifter. Yesterday they requested $20 for "emergency medicine," but our forensics team spotted a fresh manicure in their proof photo. You are excommunicated from mutual aid.
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CEO of Mutual Aid @ceoofmutualaid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m currently auditing your mutual aid request. Please hold while I review every skeet you’ve liked since 2023.
Margaret Thatcher with an odd expression on her face.
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CEO of Mutual Aid @ceoofmutualaid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mutual aid is about community. And as the head of this community, I will only be boosting people who have liked my last fifteen selfies. True solidarity is a two way street.
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