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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇

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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Why does everyone have to be so nosey and judgMental?? Always up in My business!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
You're just trying to do soMe weird reverse psychology on Me, unfortunately for you- I aM the best of the best when it coMes to such tactics!!! But I aM the best in general, like troll Captain Marvel. She is cool and awesoMe. You can be the wiMpy hero Hawkeye, he is very laMe with his stupid bow.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Mangaka Cyberbro, you are Pentho's and Menius' huMan love child! You ancestors are unlikeable losers and their destinies now within you! It's like a curse but More AWFUL!!!! If I were you, I would want to cull Myself on the spot by that very thought alone!!!!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Anyway, he eventually got culled because he "fucked around and found out". Menius always thought he would get away in the end and get the last laugh. But in reality he was only running froM the fate he planted hiMself Many sweeps ago.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It's a story about a pest naMed Menius, a Mid blood known for disrespecting those higher on the heMospecruM. He was very irritating and escaped being culled like ten tiMes!!! He would ALWAYS rub it in their faces, inflating his Massive bloating ego- sort of like a huMan woMans stoMach. Gross btw.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Geeez, you're quiet the yapper aren't you?? Don't you know what happens to yappers on Alternia? They get culled for being an annoying sMartass like yourself. Speaking of which... have you heard of "MENIUS THE AWFUL"?
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dreamosWeariness @herderslament.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
> You're not even the MAIN GUY. > You are the designated ADDING SHIT guy, hiding in the SHADOWS. > And you like it that way.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
// SHE IS HERE !!! 🥺🥺🥺
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Oh don't even reMind Me about that. That little lie of yours really Made Me look like a chuMp on the tiMeline! Enough like a chuMp in fact that you huMans think you can tell Me any ol lie and I'll believe it!! One had even tried to convince Me he was an AI. Yeah right!! Can you believe that???
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
[ >Alkiza: Be relieved ] [ Phew- you're thankful the prankster had taken your word on the topic of relationships! In all honesty, your RED and ASH quadrants are currently VACANT. Your last Kismesissitude got rather.. complicated in nature. You do not wish to think about it, it only makes you sad. ]
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
// Tucks you in.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
// Zoro is making Alkizas Moirail an account 😋
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Also Pentho is very Much real, perhaps not in their universe... but he is in Mine! Even My Moirail would tell you the saMe!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
!!! Hahah! Oh you!! That's because I rejected theM all...! No More line! They are siMply not on My level. Only two had Managed to Make it into My quadrants, and I'M currently still with My long tiMe Moirail. We are as pale as we can be! <> She will always have MY back and I will always have hers.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
[ You are honestly a little heated at the moment, you haven't felt this mad since... no you will not go there- You do not want to think about it. For now, focus on beating this smart ass. ]
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Arhhh!!! I did not ask that! This is all a butch of bullshit you're Making up to try and trick Me. I will not be the fool, I aM the one who fools you!! If you are Kasparov's worst nightMare then I aM his sleep paralysis deMon!!! You Might be the black baabeast, but I was raised by a carnivore!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I'M definitely going to agree with you on this one. Here on Alternia, if you are called a Pentho- they're basically telling you to just kill yourself. I for one wouldn't have to worry because everyone wants to be in My quadrants!!! I will never be a Pentho! Never ever!!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Ugh. Fine. Don't be My friend!!! I have SO Many friends I don't even know what to DO with them. Though, I know you'll eventually regret it and feel guilty later on anyway. I will be sMirking and say "I told you so!" as you plead on the ground for forgiveness!!!! Will I forgive? I don't know yet!!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
// forgot her gloves what whatEVER
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
// doodle
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I didn't Make you do no such thing, that was all your idea. Way to go for blaMing it all on Me! I bet you don't even have any proof, you're just trying to Make Me look bad. So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
[ Geez, this guy is really starting to annoy you. Maybe you should give him the idea to apologize... ] [ > Alkiza: Use ability ] [ You activate your mind ability and attempt to use it on the annoying cyber pest. . . . Wait... what? Why- Why can't you- ] What the actual fuck!!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Ew. Stop saying such gross things!! It's gross!!! Maybe if you were an AI this conversation would be More tolerable and less awful to read as a whole. I've seen literal oinkbeasts with better Manners then you!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
!!!!! [ You are frowning deeply as “Mangaka Cyberbro” apparently “shakes his butt”. Perhaps even catch off guard. ]
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
That’s soMething Pentho would say.
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𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋 .ᐟ.ᐟ @jadebloodedmusings.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 A minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain non-lewd themes; multi-ship.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Ugh! Maybe I was siMply entertaining hiM? Did you ever think about that??? Probably not, because you give me Major Pentho vibes. Anyway, you’re underestimating me and I can’t help but find that insulting. So rude! Didn’t you see what I did to the crabby troll? I literally Made a clown out of hiM!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Too bad for you, because only I will be doing the fucking around here!! !!! [ You cover your mouth upon realizing what you had said… Oh Jegus. You giggle slightly before correcting yourself. ] Haha… not in that way of course!!!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hey! I aM not illiterate- I Must’ve struck a nerve for you to insult Me so boldly. Well, I will not be ragebaited!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I aM not reading all of that. I’M happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Geez Mr. “Go fuck yourself” you’re one cranky guy! I’M only saying one of your friends are going to eventually open their big Mouth and let your naMe slip!! It’s not nice to just assuMe the worst in people, I’M actually quite nice if you get to know Me. So SO nice!!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
// Heh. Thinking of making Alkiza on Roblox… I know eventually she’s getting a VR model made by my dear friend Roxy 🫶 ty Roxy u the goat fr
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Wow, that was funnier than I thought it would be! You know, you Make great entertainMent stranger. What’s your naMe? And don’t lie, I’ll find out eventually. I ALWAYS find out!!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
// hehe, ordered a new Alkiza com 😋
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Well, I suppose thats soMeway to read it. Though its Much More then that!!! The Moral of the story is to not be a sad lonely pathetic loser who doesn’t get their quadrant filled!! Don’t be like Pentho. No one wants to be like hiM.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Ohh, well that Makes a LOT More sense! If the blue one tell you huMans can read Minds don’t believe hiM!! He’s a real prankster. Though apparently huMans can regrow arMs…??
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Hey! I’M no ookbeast!!! Plus your boots are laMe and stupid. I hate theM.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It’s a classic Alternian tale, I reMeMber reading it when I was younger.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
He often Made fun of those in Mourning, which isn’t even the reason why he was so hated. He was just born that unlikable- Like that creep in that laMe wizard costuMe!! But anyway… He was eventually found executed in his hive because he couldn’t give any genetic Material to the iMperial drones. ==>
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
That story sounds ridiculous! HuMan prankster, have you ever read the story “SAD PENTHO”? It’s so Much better!!! It’s about a pathetic troll naMed Pentho. As stated in the title he was very sad, Miserable, and no one even likes hiM. ==>
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
what is that huMan prankster.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
What is that thing. It’s hideous!!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
// have fun with THAT DZ.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I’M starting to think the urge to juggle is VERY real. You know you wanna!!! They are very colorful and round, like the loud one Mentioned!! Maybe honking a horn or two? Oh!! Do you know what I’M thinking?? [ Alkiza uses her ability once more, you get the idea to put your face in a pie. ]
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
[ You begin to chuckle as you watch the candy red blooded troll began to absolutely flip his shit. Finally, you’re getting the entertainment you so desperately desired. ] Why fight the urge? You obviously wanted to do it. Do it, do it!!!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
With a little bit of face paint you’ll fit right in! I’M sure your little friend will be delighted to share his with you!! [ > Alkiza: Give an idea to Karkat. ] [ Using your ability, you slide the idea of dressing like a clown into his thick head. You hope he’s easily impressionable… ]
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Maybe that IS what I want! Maybe I think YOU should do this so called circus act! Can you juggle?
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Geez, where’s everyone at! I’M bored!!! SoMeone entertain Me.
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
!!!! [ God damn it, you feel for his lies! How embarrassing, you’ll have to get pay back sometime… ] Whatever! How was I suppose to know? It’s fairly coMMon for trolls to have such things- so, I wouldn’t have doubted huMans being capable of it too!!!! Hmph. It’s ALKIZA PSEUDA by the way!! Use it!
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𝐆𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @centralcrocuta.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Oh My god?? Is that guy wearing a wizard costuMe? What a loser!!!! Everyone, point and laugh!
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