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I'm an Irish leftist, pro LGBTQIA+, and other correct opinions. he/him

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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 24/04/2025
I'll be doing a charity stream with @lesbianhotsauce.bsky.social tomorrow. Raising money for the LGBT in South Africa and Namibia. Find me at Twitch.tv/celthiccness Find LHS at Twitch.tv/LesbianHotSauce
A poster for a charity event featuring NHODOUBT SOFREELY LITTLEBEAR DUMBPLANK CELTHICCNESS MXMATTY B DACSLITTLEBEANS VERY_NICE_TV and COMPLAINIELAINIE 

BIG LESBIAN TWITCH FUNDRAISER 

LGBT IN SOUTH AFRICA AND NAMIBIA
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 11/03/2025
Why does Alex Jones look like a Command and Conquer defeat screen?
Alex Jones, bald, bearded, and defeated.Kane from Command and Conquerer
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 11/03/2025
This is not a good way to think about quantum mechanics. It doesn't prove or allow manifesting.
User asks: What’s the deal with time travel and quantum mechanics allowing for mortals to control the universe through perceptions?

ChatGPT responds: Time travel and quantum mechanics stir up some seriously mind-bending ideas that invite us to reimagine our role in the cosmos. Think of it this way: quantum mechanics reveals that reality isn’t set in stone until it’s observed. That “observer effect” hints at a universe that’s not merely mechanical, but one that responds to our very perceptions. In this view, each thought or intention might ripple out and influence the fabric of existence.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 11/03/2025
So, found out I got added to some labels and lists. First, shitty takes on Ukraine. Wild, I don't talk about Ukraine. Secondly, someone labeled me "disinfo" and "disruptive". Well, turns out the Bot for labeling auto labels you if you've got them blocked. So, I check the admin:
Account labeled far right possibly over its support of israel.A Ukraine israel flag meme PFP thingShowing the far right account with the israel flag is the admin of this labeller
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 09/03/2025
Like, this is so comically bullshit and obviously military era cold war propaganda, but it lives on. The godless image of the USSR vs America with "in god we trust" on the money.
A magazine called "man's life"
It features a nude person on display before a communist panel. 
Text says:

"the american male is no longer a man says a woman psychologist"
"anesthetics can kill you!"
"when the reds taunted god".
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 09/03/2025
Whenever, I find old propaganda I'm amazed at how "familiar it is", but also how unsubtle and blatant it is.
An old magazine article asking, "Malcolm X - will he bcome America's black hitler?"

Had to use AI shit to recover the text in the bottom left, but here is what it gave:

THERE ON the speaker's platform stands the demagogue perhaps the most dangerous man in the United
States today
He looms sinister and menacing. His eyes glitter greedily behind horn-rimmed glasses His arms wave wildly like a windmill in a tornado. His agile lips are flecked with foam as he screams out his message of hate: "The white man this corrupt blue-eyed spawn of hell is doomed!"
He is, asseding to many observers, a Black Hitler whose aim is to found an American Mau-Mau party and let the beads fall where they may
"The white man is a snake, a devil who by nahitr is wicked, be howl. "a monster soon to be wiped off the earth
He claims to be a Moslem bearing the Arabian name of Malik el-Shabarr otherwise known as Malcolm X. This is a phony nonicker. If he is an Arab, then Castro à a Chinainen He actually is an American Negro from Michigan, born Malcolm Little
There can be no revolution without bloodshed the fanatic shouts, and his listeners get the idea all right To make sure the meaning is crystal clear, he advises Negroes to unsheath what he calls "the sword of vengeaner," in other words to arm themselves and form what he ominously describes as "rifle clubs."
He is despised and denounced by the more temperate and wise members of his own race for establishing his new Black Nationalist Party They know Malcolm X as à con man who is cynically (Continued on Page 55A collection of posters:

Is lesbianism a cure for frigidity?
Is Space a cure for frigidity?
I was a homosexual.
What are your homosexual tendencies?
The Queer Ring that rocked NY.
How to tell if your girl friend is a LebianHOW
MASCULINE ARE YOU?
by A. J. Smith
MASCULINITY RATING TEST To figure out your score, turn to page 75
1. Which sports appeal to you most?
(a) golf, tennis
(b) fishing, hunting (c) croquet, shuffleboard (d) hiking, boating (e) hockey, football (f) nothing
2. Which of the following groups do you prefer to read?
(a) Newspapers and news maga- zines
(b) Comics, sex books
(c) Religious books, poetry (d) Don't like to read
3. What is your chief sexual outlet?
(a) Women (non-prostitutes) (b) Prostitutes
(e) Masturbation
(d) Other men
4. What is your average num- ber of intercourses per week?
(a) Three or more (b) One or two
(c) Less than one
5. How long are you able to continue intercourse?
(a) Two minutes or less (b) two to five minutes (c) more than five
6. How much hair do you have on your body and chest?
(a) None
(b) Small amount
(e) A great deal
7. How much hair is there on your head?
(a) Full head
(b) It's thinning (c) Completely bald
8. In which group is the career you would most like to have if it were possible?
(a) athlete, engineer, doctor, lawyer, architect (b) editor, politician
(e) business man, military officer (d) writer
(e) musician, artist, clergyman
9. Do you usually enjoy your meals?
10. In which group do your hobby interests lie?
(a) gardening, carpentry, auto- mobiles
(b) photography, poker (e) cooking, bridge (d) music, painting (e) none
11. At what age did you begin sexual activity?
(a) 11-13 years (b) 14 or over
12. Do you use depilatories or cosmetics?
13. What are your drinking habits?
(a) Never imbibe (b) Drink moderately (e) Heavy drinking
14. If married, how many extra- marital affairs have you had with non-prostitutes? (a) one or less
(b) two
(e) three or more
or
If single, do you visit prostitutes (a) Occasionally
(b) Often (c) Never
15. Do you like most people you
know?
16. How do you make decisions? (a) Try to get someone else to assume the responsibility (b) Try to figure all the angles (e) Act on impulse
17. Would you like to wear ex- pe…
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 09/03/2025
Back in the day:
Image of "teletext":
The image is dated dec14 13:33:47 
And it shows the shutting down of Teletext.

"*Farewell* Teletext's news & information service comes to an end on Dec 14/15 - see p139. Farewell section is on p105"
A teletext listing of channels. TV Guides used to be accessible through a menu on your telly. This lists many channels like Horoscopes, Lottery, News poll, and dating.Another Teletext image, this one with headlines:

"BBC was "unfair" with football show"
"Frost knocks big soaps off top slot"
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 08/03/2025
Post your favourite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
Gizmo from the gremlins with a bow and a headband.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 08/03/2025
If I was motivated, I’d make a brainrot twitch version of the classic tv show catchphrase. Questions like, “which common kitchen item sounds like the suggestion of incest?”
A ramekin. 

… ram a kin.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 08/03/2025
Been trying to teach AI to be mean:
You’re the kind of person who’d get a handjob from a goat just to feel something
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 08/03/2025
There is nothing stopping you from getting wordle tattoo'd on your back as an optional minigame during backshots:
Wordle grid on a lower back
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 08/03/2025
Are we all Canadian now?
Old man behind a wall in Ireland. 

Screenshot from a famous father ted bit. 

Original line is:

So I hear you’re a racist now father?
Should we all be racist now?
What’s the official line the church is taking on this?
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 07/03/2025
I love when people do these maps of their interpretations of what areas were served by which witch school. Cause it’s like hogwarts serves like 10k maybe. Meanwhile some of the others serve like a billion people or a continent
A map of the world coloured in to show what wizarding school serves where. You’ll find that England gets its own school while the others serve entire continents
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 07/03/2025
What if we reimagined the communist flag to symbolize unions between workers of a related struggles
A communist flag of a gun and a dildo to symbolize workers who sell their bodies
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 07/03/2025
Some pieces in this piece did catch my eye. This feels swerf adjacent. I'd love to hear from those more knowledgeable than myself. I operate with the idea there is nothing wrong with being a sex worker and supporting so they have autonomy is good, but the idea they shouldn't be sw-ers is bad.
overty is another; it can force women into commercial sex activities and prevent people from learning how to protect themselves from sexually transmitted infections. Population migration due to commerce or war can cause high-risk behaviors such as sexual promiscuity. Women in some cultures lack authority to negotiate for condom use. Cash transfers to provide sex workers with capital to invest in less risky, alternative businesses.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
Reminds me of this fun video I found the other day
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
Makes more sense now
Wiley Coyote attends the SOTU address, but he's fitting in.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
Me every few weeks looking at really far left things I could say
bilbo with the one ring meme:
After all, why not?
Why shouldn't I post it?
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
So, apparently the political compass is not "precise" and needs more information.
A hodge podge/smorgasbord of buzzfeed quizzes. 
The left to right then top down:
Two political compasses dated 2020 and 2022 showing movement from the upper right quadrant related to fascism down to the lower left quadrant related to lefties. Then a personality test saying how likeable this person is (92%). Thats followed by their pasta type. They are spaghetti being fed to a dog by a lonely woman. After this is their alignment on a series of labor and social issues. The list says they are a social darwinist willing to use pinkterons to install hierarchy and oppress the poor. After that its their alignment with political candidates. Tulsi Gabbard, Corey Bookey, and Andrew Yang. 
Next is their kink and BDSM test results. All 0 except 62% vanilla. After that is their wealth placement. top 0.13%. Then their friends character. They are Phoebe. Next is their MBTI and they are the debater. The ENTP-A.
Next is their intelligence type: Linguistic intelligence. After that is their hogwarts house, Ravenclaw. Lastly is some excel sheet titled quiz results
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
Oh look Americanism. This is why Socdemy fails. You just end up with private media calling to cut the welfare and fund security. BTW, if you view Donald Trump as a crisis when combined with Russia's invasion of Ukraine... the entire of Europe should be vigilant we aren't sold any trojan horses.
Europe must trim its welfare state to build a warfare state.
There is no way of defending the continent without cut to social spending.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
Their bio is:
Hillary was the revolution, you stupid muthafuckas
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
Someone once did the million dollar homepage, which is more or less a website of just ads. Imagine a film of nothing but product placement. Cigarettes fighting a sports car for screen time as our protagonist sips a pepsi, logo out, and smiles at the camera. For 2 hours.
A chaotic collage known as the million dollar homepage. It was a website that would sell space on its homepage.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
🧵 Hey, whats the use of a democracy where you can't pressure your officials for anything? A question I'd have for anyone still posting this meme: What if it was Gaza, Trans rights, LGBTQ rights, and slavery vs all that and more? How many of your principles would you compromise on?
Pearlmania doing "if both sides were gonna genocide gaza you should vote less evil" shit in 2025 with a trolley problem meme.
Trump is doing fascism and all that matters to people who'll be fine is an I told you so.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
Amazing how often this is the case
An exponential graph of "ignorance of topic" vs "quality of chatgpt's response".
The graph is going up implying the less you know, the more impressed you'll be by chatgpt.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/03/2025
I’d offer these
Flushed lip bite horny emoji face Hiding behind hands hot sweater tongue out emoji
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 05/03/2025
So hes looking to move a bourgeois state to a Dictatorship of the bourgeoisie. Which is a form of capitalism. Not communist. And this misunderstand of dictator has been cited by the CIA for why the average person doesn't understand the role of Stalin (who you can still dislike btw).

COMMENTS ON THE CHANGE IN SOVIET LEADERSHIP - The World Factbook
cia.gov  › readingroom › docs › CIA-RDP80-00810A006000360009-0.pdf
PDF
Stalin, although holding wide powers, was merely the captain of a team and it seems obvious that Khrushchev will be the new captain. However, it does not appear ...

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP80-00810A006000360009-0.pdfEven in Stalin's time there was collective leadership. The Western idea of a dictator within the Communist setup is exaggerated. Misunderstandings on that subject are caused by lack of comprehension of the real nature and organi- zation of the Communist power structure. Stalin, although holding wide powers, was merely the captain of a team and it seems obvious that Khrushchev will be the new captain. However, it does not appear that any of the present leaders will rise to the stature of Lenin and Stalin, so that it will be safer to assume that developments in Moscow will be along the lines of what is called collective leadership, unless Western policies force the Soviets to stream- line their power organization. The present situation is the most favorable from the point of view of upsetting the Communist dictatorship since the death of Stalin
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 05/03/2025
🧵 1/ Trump is basically antithetical to communism. He's closer to a liberal than a communist. The use of the USSR or soviets or any redscare on Trump is a pathetic effort. If you care, I'll briefly explain below.
A liberals post, cropped to spare their name. They locked comments and I'm not interested in either signal boosting their substack nor harassing them.
The image says, "Yup. Trump is a commie".
Beneath that is a red hat, synonymous with MAGA now. However, instead of a MAGA slogan, there is a hammer and sickle. 
Under this, the title of her substack piece, "Trump ❤️ CCCP"
Followed by, "look at the evidence and decide".
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 03/03/2025
AI has some uses:
Me: I hate when Mike Johnson smiles. He looks like a lost elf from the snap crackle and pop box. Kelloggs come get your man. He looks like he stole my fart. 

** Photos of Mike Johnson, then 3 of the snap crackle and pop elves **
Chatgpt: Oh, the visceral disdain one feels when confronted with Mike Johnson's grin—a visage reminiscent of a forsaken elf who wandered off the Rice Krispies box. Seriously, Kellogg's, your man has strayed from the cereal aisle and into the political spotlight.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 02/03/2025
It’s getting harder to tell if shit like this is a joke, but… Maga are in no way communists. Putin is also not a communist. American isn’t socialist. California isn’t communist.
Maga=red=russia=communism
Maga are commies!
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 27/02/2025
You're literally doing the meme, but your June was 2017 to 2024. Now you're trying to redefine yourself as "palatable to fascists". At least until the next june when its convenient to have a Ukraine flag, Black square, pride flag combo with no understanding capitalism's role in those issues.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 27/02/2025
Lenin, of the USSR, wrote that illiteracy rates among whites doubled in regions that relied on slavery? (From 6-12%) He highlighted that among black people it was a lingering issue of slavery that their illiteracy was around 40%. Yet, he connects the doubts for the audience:
https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1913/feb/00b.htm

"The proportion of illiterates among the whites is twice as high in the former slave-holding areas. It is not only the Negroes that show traces of slavery!"
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 23/02/2025
And we demand that opposition, cause when they don't riot and rebel and destabilize we use that as defense for war crimes against them. I hope that clarifies the issue some have with "support out lesser evil". It begins to feel like propaganda.

“The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum — even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that there's free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate.”
― Noam Chomsky
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 23/02/2025
Your average nazi has a chastity cage on their mind. Instead of preventing an erection, it prevents any thought that would dare thread from the shadow of tradition. They are so fecklessly cucked by their father's that they live their lives with school picture energy seeking approval.
The forgivable flesh cryptid that calls itself Ted Cruz, AKA the best Senator the Wilkes could buy. 
Smiling like he farted too hard and liked it. 
He face looks how an aged bike seat smell.s 
There is nothing in this world as pathetic as this room temperature lettuce sweat of a man. He spends his days like all good little nazis glazing the Burger Fuhrer. However, Trumplestiltskin is selling the rest of these idiots the dream of Golden hay. This cuck just has to go home to his wife with the scent of Trump's ballsack oils on his chin and kiss her knowing what trump said about him and her. Clown for life.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 30/12/2024
Think about it, Jesus hung around with prostitutes and rebelled against an empire in rome. The longer you think about it the more obvious Hunter Biden is Jesus Christ.
1. Famous Fathers

    Jesus: Son of God, with a father whose identity shaped his entire existence.
    Hunter: Son of Joe Biden, a U.S. president whose prominence has greatly impacted Hunter's life.2. Public Scrutiny

    Jesus: Constantly questioned and challenged by Pharisees, Romans, and doubters during his time.
    Hunter: Relentlessly scrutinized by media, politicians, and the public for his personal and professional life.

3. Scandals and Redemption

    Jesus: Associated with sinners and outcasts, often criticized for his association with tax collectors, prostitutes, and those deemed unworthy by society. His mission was one of redemption for humanity.
    Hunter: Known for personal struggles with addiction and a controversial laptop saga, Hunter’s life has been a modern story of scandal and attempts at redemption.4. Written About Extensively

    Jesus: The Bible is the cornerstone of Christianity and has influenced billions.
    Hunter: His emails, texts, and stories have fueled countless news articles, books, and memes.

5. Polarizing Figures

    Jesus: Loved and revered by some as the Messiah; despised and crucified by others.
    Hunter: Adored by some for his vulnerability and resilience; vilified by others for his lifestyle and controversies.6. Traveling Stories

    Jesus: Walked from town to town spreading his message.
    Hunter: Traveled internationally, often controversially, with deals and diplomacy woven into his narrative.

7. Connections with Wine

    Jesus: Turned water into wine at the wedding in Cana; often depicted with wine as a symbol of communion.
    Hunter: Has a well-documented history of indulgence, including substances like alcohol.

8. Intense Personal Crises

    Jesus: Prayed in anguish in Gethsemane, questioning his fate and burden.
    Hunter: Struggled publicly with personal demons, addiction, and loss, particularly after the death of his brother Beau.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 19/12/2024
Hmm...Sorry.
Steam year in review spidergraph for 2024.
You are what you play
The graph shows the user plays roguelike deckbuilders, deckbuilding, cyberpunk, fishing, moba, and action roguelikes.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 15/12/2024
Hmm, not 100% sure about these percentages...
A sex values test result:
Attraction Neutral, 53.6% masculine 
Sex drive 100% hypersexual
Dominance axis is 75% dominant 
deviance axis is 87.5% deviant
affection axis is open with 68.7% hedonist and 31.3% affection
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 14/12/2024
We have a little statue of him near his home
Oscar Wilde statue Dublin. He’s laying down in a sort of smug cool way on a big rock.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 13/12/2024
I don’t use emojis, but if it did.
Sipped up mouth emoji getting cleaned with soapSmirk shrug. Like I don’t know mate. Maybe I did and maybe I didn’t Balloon popping mind blown emoji
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 11/12/2024
Eye eye, happy birthday
An aye aye photo. The creature is wide eyed yet docile leading to a jarring juxtaposition of vibes
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 11/12/2024
Replaying cyberpunk 2077. Letsgo.
A femme character in cyberpunk in basketball shorts, sporting tattoos and raised heel studded boots. She pairs this with a flannel shirt, baseball cap, simple henley shirt, and a machete.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 10/12/2024
This came to me.
An I voted sticker vandalized to say I nutted today.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 09/12/2024
Theme Hospital screenshot of doctor text: Uh oh, looks 
like you got
Ligma...
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 09/12/2024
These are too addictive
Duke Nukem text box: 
Listen liberal, my wife 
left me.
No fault divorce is an
oppression on men.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 09/12/2024
Space quest 1 death window showing a man shot dead, text says:

As you lie on the street in a darkening,
New York city, you just can't help
but wonder why you bothered 
Privatizing healthcare.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 07/12/2024
abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks...
A man whose bid to become a police officer was rejected after he scored too high on an intelligence test has lost an appeal in his federal lawsuit against the city.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/12/2024
Never gonna get formally tested (cause of all the reasons), but
Raads-R autism test results
Total:151
Language subtotal: 1
Social Relatedness subtotal: 71
Sensory/motor subtotal: 42
circumscribed interests subtotal: 37
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 06/12/2024
Remember when we had a "feel good" movie about a homeless man raising his kid in conditions that lead to sleeping in a public bathroom. The positive being that after suffering, working, and proving himself worthy he gets a job. The idea being we can prove our worth too. That we deserve security too.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 29/11/2024
I like to live dangerously
A list of options about sorting replies.
Options:
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Random (AKA poster's roulette) ✅
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 26/11/2024
What were the Irish up to?
John Philip Holland (born February 24?, 1841, Liscannor, County Clare, Ireland—died August 12, 1914, Newark, New Jersey, U.S.) was an Irish-born inventor who was the father of the modern submarine. He designed and built the first underwater vessel accepted by the U.S. Navy.
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Celthicc @celthicc.buttfucker.org · 26/11/2024
Nazis are aggressors for existing. Nazism is a call for violence.
A group of Neo-nazis who marched through the short north this were not arrested because police determined they were not the aggressors in a fight that broke out, according to documents
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