Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 02/10/2026New work out in Jane Austen's Wastebasket! 👐🏽 medium.com/jane-austens... #booksky #history #getrichquick 090
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif ✊🏽static.klipy.comLisa Simpson: The Whole Damn System Is WrongALT: Lisa Simpson: The Whole Damn System Is Wrong 020
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 25/08/2026New work ✒️ #booksky celina39.substack.com/p/how-my-cre... 040
Reposted by CelinaParker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Jake Paul saying Seattle sucks is perhaps the greatest endorsement the city of Seattle has ever received 2723381354
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How many years of higher education have you completed, chatbot? What's that? None? Then take a seat, son 👩🏽🎓 #writing #booksky 050
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Well, it finally happened - someone decided to pay me for my work! 💰 Originally published in Weekly Humorist. @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #booksky weeklyhumorist.com/im-a-backyar... 142
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 29/07/2026OK, if losers who refer to Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey as inaccurate due to the racial/sexual backgrounds of its actors aren’t also pronouncing it “HAWD-uh-see,” they are posers and their opinions are invalid. There, I (a nerd with two quarters of ancient Greek under my belt) said it. #booksky 020
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Screenshot of my lock (Loch) screen yesterday. My life has been made and everything after this is gravy. . . #fame #jimothy #booksky 050
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 27/06/2026How is baseball season half over? 🧢 New sports themed writing out today! "Who Said It: Movie Gangster or Baseball Coach?" You be the judge. #booksky medium.com/participatio...medium.comWho Said It: Movie Gangster or Baseball Coach?Who loves ya, kid? 041
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Despite being a Hispanic woman my reading list indicates I am, in fact, an old white man 📚 #booksky @aaknopf.bsky.social 250
Reposted by CelinaAlyssa Van Hulle @alyillo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It's so nice having creative friends who support you (and who are excellent writers! Go check out Celina's work! 131
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It's incredible to see my friend's work published! 🥲 Such beautiful art and insight. Be proud, you talented lady! @alyillo.bsky.social @pencilmagazine.bsky.social #booksky 0134
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 21/04/2026THIS sad sack, Alexander H. Stephens, had the audacity to look in the mirror and STILL be a white supremacist. Couldn’t make this up. 010
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865). Cheers, 1982-1993media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in an officeALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in an office 010
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I knew my history degree would come in handy one day 😉 New work published in The Belladonna Comedy! 👑 thebelladonnacomedy.com/medieval-cro... 132
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Hey, baseball season is next week! ⚾️ What a fine time for my baseball-themed piece to be released into the world. Originally published in Participation Trophy Sports Humor. medium.com/participatio...medium.comThe Patriot’s Guide to Watching Baseball With a Non-AmericanLet me root, root, root for America! If they don’t win, we’re all doomed 010
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Thought I'd do something nice for my mental health and plan when to plant my tulip bulbs. Turns out I can't look up my plant hardiness zone without the USDA pathetically forcing me to read their claim that we are experiencing a "Radical Left Democrat shutdown" 🤔 Should I believe them?? 000
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Today, for the first time, my writing is officially published 💗 It is in Slackjaw, a humor publication found on Medium. You can read it by signing up for an account here: medium.com/slackjaw/a-d... This is big. This is exciting. And I'm grafeful. Plenty more where that came from 👊🏽medium.comA Day In The Life Of An Unappreciated AI AssistantMay I show you how desperately you need me? 010
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 03/09/2025No. No. No. Gross. No. Florida plans to end all state vaccine mandates, including for children to attend schools - www.reuters.com/business/hea...reuters.comFlorida plans to end all state vaccine mandates, including for children to attend schoolsFlorida's surgeon general, Joseph Ladapo, announced plans on Wednesday to end all state vaccine mandates, including for children to attend schools, likening the mandates to "slavery." 000
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Protect what's yours! ✊🏽 Public broadcasting is essential - in some parts of the country, it is the ONLY accessible information broadcasting. Don't let them disenfranchise us!protectmypublicmedia.orgProtect My Public MediaTake a stand for the local stations and programs you love. 000
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Not even trying to hide it anymore. I am deeply ashamed and infuriated. Rubio says US will start revoking visas for Chinese students reut.rs/3FdzBwxreut.rsUS says it will start revoking visas for Chinese studentsU.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said on Wednesday the United States will start revoking visas of Chinese students, including those with connections to the Chinese Communist Party or studying in critical fields. 010
Reposted by CelinaReuters @reuters.com · 29/05/2025Rubio says US will start revoking visas for Chinese students reut.rs/3FdzBwxreut.rsRubio says US will start revoking visas for Chinese studentsU.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said on Wednesday the United States will start revoking visas of Chinese students, including those with connections to the Chinese Communist Party or studying in critical fields. 264527
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Disrupt these ghouls! They work so hard for years to create a circus atmosphere but wish to maintain order and decorum? Feck that. Make noise. Make so much noise that they can't even hear themselves and their pathetic groveling. 010
Reposted by CelinaReuters @reuters.com · 05/03/2025Republican US House Speaker Mike Johnson ordered Democratic lawmaker Al Green removed from the House chamber during President Trump's address to Congress, saying he violated decorum by standing during the speech reut.rs/4knMNOWreut.rsDemocratic lawmaker removed from Trump speech to CongressRepublican U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Mike Johnson on Tuesday ordered Democratic lawmaker Al Green removed from the House chamber during President Donald Trump's address to Congress, saying he violated decorum by standing during the speech. 6025651
Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Learn when to capitalize letters (and what is covered by the First Amendment), you pathetic sack of miscreant shit. 010
Reposted by CelinaVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I saw my boss and my supervisor doing DEI in the closet and I saw one of the DEIs and it looked at me 1156951