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Historian 📚 Nerd 👓 Sometimes scribe ✒️ celinawrites.com medium.com/@m.celina.39

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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New work out in Jane Austen's Wastebasket! 👐🏽 medium.com/jane-austens... #booksky #history #getrichquick
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif ✊🏽
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Lisa Simpson: The Whole Damn System Is Wrong
ALT: Lisa Simpson: The Whole Damn System Is Wrong
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New work ✒️ #booksky celina39.substack.com/p/how-my-cre...
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Parker Lewis @parkerlewis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jake Paul saying Seattle sucks is perhaps the greatest endorsement the city of Seattle has ever received
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How many years of higher education have you completed, chatbot? What's that? None? Then take a seat, son 👩🏽‍🎓 #writing #booksky
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Well, it finally happened - someone decided to pay me for my work! 💰 Originally published in Weekly Humorist. @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #booksky weeklyhumorist.com/im-a-backyar...
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
OK, if losers who refer to Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey as inaccurate due to the racial/sexual backgrounds of its actors aren’t also pronouncing it “HAWD-uh-see,” they are posers and their opinions are invalid. There, I (a nerd with two quarters of ancient Greek under my belt) said it. #booksky
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Screenshot of my lock (Loch) screen yesterday. My life has been made and everything after this is gravy. . . #fame #jimothy #booksky
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Damn right ✌🏽 #booksky
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
How is baseball season half over? 🧢 New sports themed writing out today! "Who Said It: Movie Gangster or Baseball Coach?" You be the judge. #booksky medium.com/participatio...
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Who Said It: Movie Gangster or Baseball Coach?
Who loves ya, kid?
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Despite being a Hispanic woman my reading list indicates I am, in fact, an old white man 📚 #booksky @aaknopf.bsky.social
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Alyssa Van Hulle @alyillo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It's so nice having creative friends who support you (and who are excellent writers! Go check out Celina's work!
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It's incredible to see my friend's work published! 🥲 Such beautiful art and insight. Be proud, you talented lady! @alyillo.bsky.social @pencilmagazine.bsky.social #booksky
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Oh, look: they wrote a book about me 😴 #booksky
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
THIS sad sack, Alexander H. Stephens, had the audacity to look in the mirror and STILL be a white supremacist. Couldn’t make this up.
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865). Cheers, 1982-1993
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in an office
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in an office
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I knew my history degree would come in handy one day 😉 New work published in The Belladonna Comedy! 👑 thebelladonnacomedy.com/medieval-cro...
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hey, baseball season is next week! ⚾️ What a fine time for my baseball-themed piece to be released into the world. Originally published in Participation Trophy Sports Humor. medium.com/participatio...
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The Patriot’s Guide to Watching Baseball With a Non-American
Let me root, root, root for America! If they don’t win, we’re all doomed
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
OK, fine but I get to complain the whole time ✒️
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Rosie the Riveter says "resist!" ✊🏽
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day ✌🏽
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Thought I'd do something nice for my mental health and plan when to plant my tulip bulbs. Turns out I can't look up my plant hardiness zone without the USDA pathetically forcing me to read their claim that we are experiencing a "Radical Left Democrat shutdown" 🤔 Should I believe them??
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
📚 #booksky
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Tap tap tap tap tap tap 🤘🏽
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Today, for the first time, my writing is officially published 💗 It is in Slackjaw, a humor publication found on Medium. You can read it by signing up for an account here: medium.com/slackjaw/a-d... This is big. This is exciting. And I'm grafeful. Plenty more where that came from 👊🏽
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A Day In The Life Of An Unappreciated AI Assistant
May I show you how desperately you need me?
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
No. No. No. Gross. No. Florida plans to end all state vaccine mandates, including for children to attend schools - www.reuters.com/business/hea...
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Florida plans to end all state vaccine mandates, including for children to attend schools
Florida's surgeon general, Joseph Ladapo, announced plans on Wednesday to end all state vaccine mandates, including for children to attend schools, likening the mandates to "slavery."
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
A dahlia a day keeps the scaries at bay 💐
A deep red dahlia flower.
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Protect what's yours! ✊🏽 Public broadcasting is essential - in some parts of the country, it is the ONLY accessible information broadcasting. Don't let them disenfranchise us!
protectmypublicmedia.org
Protect My Public Media
Take a stand for the local stations and programs you love.
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
So tired.
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
A calm flower post to interrupt the angry Celina feed
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Not even trying to hide it anymore. I am deeply ashamed and infuriated. Rubio says US will start revoking visas for Chinese students reut.rs/3FdzBwx
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US says it will start revoking visas for Chinese students
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said on Wednesday the United States will start revoking visas of Chinese students, including those with connections to the Chinese Communist Party or studying in critical fields.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 29/05/2025
Rubio says US will start revoking visas for Chinese students reut.rs/3FdzBwx
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Rubio says US will start revoking visas for Chinese students
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said on Wednesday the United States will start revoking visas of Chinese students, including those with connections to the Chinese Communist Party or studying in critical fields.
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Disrupt these ghouls! They work so hard for years to create a circus atmosphere but wish to maintain order and decorum? Feck that. Make noise. Make so much noise that they can't even hear themselves and their pathetic groveling.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 05/03/2025
Republican US House Speaker Mike Johnson ordered Democratic lawmaker Al Green removed from the House chamber during President Trump's address to Congress, saying he violated decorum by standing during the speech reut.rs/4knMNOW
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Democratic lawmaker removed from Trump speech to Congress
Republican U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Mike Johnson on Tuesday ordered Democratic lawmaker Al Green removed from the House chamber during President Donald Trump's address to Congress, saying he violated decorum by standing during the speech.
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Learn when to capitalize letters (and what is covered by the First Amendment), you pathetic sack of miscreant shit.
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The president is a wagon full of ass.
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I'll always stand up for you ✊🏽
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I saw my boss and my supervisor doing DEI in the closet and I saw one of the DEIs and it looked at me
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Celina @celina39.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Me too, Charlie 🙃
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