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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bobby Hill: Is it okay that I feel like I don’t want to live anymore?

Hank Hill (in UT attire): Yes, Bobby, that’s normal
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Horses (flipped), by Giorgio De Chirico, 1928
Oil painting of a brown horse and a white horsePhoto of a small brown dog and a big white dog
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
so you’re telling me odysseus sacked Troy wearing capri pants? ok.
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lana del Rey is married to an alligator tour guide from Lafourche Parish, Louisiana.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
pedo lover ken paxton
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
enforcement mechanism where?
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
incredible weekend for haters from the University of Texas
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
recession indicator
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Joelle 🏳️‍🌈✨ @tenth-muse.com · 01/12/2025
I love Pattie Gonia so much! 100 miles… in drag. It’s spectacular. Consider checking out their fundraising project. (Plus, I love a mustachioed queen!) Aaaaand, they were in the #Out100 with @mswmedia.com’s own @dgcomedy.bsky.social. 🫶🏻
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my name is pattie gonia and i’m backpacking 100 miles in drag to try to raise $1,000,000 for 8 outdoor nonprofits. here goes nothing.
TikTok video by pattiegonia
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
President Obama is speaking in Arkansas next week and the queue to get tickets is Eras Tour-esque
Screenshot: 
Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art
You are now in line
You are in line for Building Bridges. When it is your turn, you will have 10 minutes to enter the website.
Your number in line: 5590
Number of users in line ahead of you: 5541
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
there's something about a good mango that is so life affirming
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
meritocracy at work
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
dramione neighbors au
identical houses next door to each other, but one is black and one is white
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm sure they're not related
Screenshot of New York Times article

Headline: "British Lawmakers Vote to Legalize Assisted Dying in Landmark Decision"

Subheading: "After an emotional debate, Parliament voted on Friday in favor of allowing assisted suicide for some terminally ill people in England and Wales."Screenshot of New York Times article

Headline: "England's Health Service Is in Deep Trouble, Report Finds"

Subheading: "A government-commissioned review into the National Health Service laid bare the challenge Prime Minister Keir Starmer faces after years of underinvestment."
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
something extremely sinister about "whole body" deodorant
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
that's one funny lookin turkey
corgi (cooked turkey color) sitting on couch
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celeggste @celeggste.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
very mindful, very demure
tri-color corgi lying on grey rug looking at camera with ears pricked
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