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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 24/08/2026
rip victory grill fr yeah there have been some very good taken of us but if there was ever a single photo that captured each band member’s soul with the most precision it would almost certainly be this one
Celebrity DUI at Victory Grill in Logan Square after their first gig at a proper venue (Cole’s Bar) in 2025. Momo is making that one hand gesture Laura Palmer does in the Red Room while Vim is just looking at something off-screen smirking as Leona is crouched behind Momo’s bench smiling with sunglasses on at night.
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 10/08/2026
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 07/08/2026
Tomorrow night. Join us for an evening of rockin. 🚪 7:00 // 🎶 8:00 🏠 DM for address
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 23/07/2026
Celebrity DUI in action on August 8th in Chicago, IL [DM for address]
A metal engraving of a swan, text engraved above and below read "Celebrity DUI", "Big Foggy" and "August 8th"A metal engraving of three women being enchanted by cupid playing a song. Text engraved above and below read "103 Fever", "Big Foggy" and "August 8th"A metal engraving of a mess of bodies in a battle, text engraved above and below read "The Last Living Finch", "Big Foggy" and "August 8th"A metal engraving of four people holding a globe, text engraved above and below read "Ripworld", "Big Foggy" and "August 8th"
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 16/07/2026
behind the scenes of 🦢🎶 recording
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 04/07/2026
Momo on the drums looking very enthusiastic as Leona (the band drummer) looks at her with crossed arms and a frown.Squidward looking through his shades as Patrick and Spongebob laugh and run around outside.
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 03/07/2026
It’s Happening 🔜
HD Donkey from Shrek.Bad Luck Brian Meme but he isn’t smiling and is lit by red and blue light with the bottom text “FUCK IT.”Behind the scenes photo of the Star Trek: Deep Space 9 cast where René Auberjonois (Odo) is having his prosthetic mask stretches by Nicole de Boer (Dax).Cover of an extremely 80s book called “Peter Norton’s Guide to UNIX” with him and his co-author Harley Hahn folding their arms and smiling at the camera as sick and epic lightning flashes behind them.
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 02/07/2026
🔜🆗❔
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 17/05/2026
🎸 "DOG KILLER NEXT DOOR" LIVE @ SCHUBAS 🎸
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 11/05/2026
New jam "Dog Killer Next Door" in action 🎸
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 11/05/2026
🗣️ THIS IS A SAD FUCKIN' SONG!!!!
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 16/04/2026
🤖 IN LIVING FLESH 🤖 Celebrity DUI puts the MOTHER in Mother's Day along with the Human Trials and Weaklung on May 10th at Schubas Tavern. An economically priced evening of atomic noise rock for five bucks USD. Doors @ 7:30, DUI @ 8.
A flier for a rock show at Schubas in Chicago. Featuring Weaklung, The Human Trials, and who else but Celebrity DUI (that's us baby). 5/10 for $5, doors at 7:30 and music at 8. Can't beat it.
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 15/04/2026
You can just make weird art w your friends that’s allowed. We’re allowing it. That’s a DUI PROMISE
EVERYBODY GET more weird and creative NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 01/04/2026
Oh my god
Fake post on Truth Social from Donald J Trump:
The Radical Left in Chicago have gone off the deep end with transgender leftist "rock band" CELEBRITY DUI. Drunk driving is not a joke, they don't respect our laws or the safety of our great people. They want a lawless society where ANYTHING goes on the highway! Not on my watch! Only in the once-great city of Chicago, which promotes GENDER IDEOLOGY and gave the HARD-WORKING PATRIOTS at ICE such a hard time, could this be considered Music. We are going to clean up our cities! President DJT
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 31/03/2026
merry tdov listen to Chicago's favorite trans rockers Celebrity DUI
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 15/03/2026
THANK YOU SMASH YR FINGERS 🫶🔨
Black and white photo of Vim playing an acoustic guitarBlack and white up-close photo of Leona working the kitBlack and white photo of Momo playing guitarBlack and white photo of Celebrity DUI playing at Not Not on 3/14/26. Morrigan is shining and shredding, Leona is doing her thing on the drums, and Vim is playing bass
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 15/03/2026
set cut before we got halfway through
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 09/03/2026
WE *WILL* BE ROCKIN'
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 08/03/2026
CELEBRITY DUI IS BRINGING THE GOODS TO OUR NEXT SHOW. TEES & STICKERS. WOW!!!
Momo in her "BLOW" shirtCelebrity DUI tee, Fio from metal slug is mirrored on both sides with a steel trap in the middle. It says "CHICAGO, IL" above it, and a big ass Celebrity DUI logo is above that. A bleached diagram with chains is underneath the design The Fio design on top of a golden girls tee, a John Lennon tee, a death stranding BRIDGES tee, a Kakashi tee, and a horny Marilyn Monroe teeA holographic sticker of our logo, and a sticker that looks like the Big Star #1 record album art, but it says DUI in the middle instead of BIG
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 02/03/2026
We are under TWO WEEKS away from our first Chicago show of 2026 playing SMASH YOUR FINGERS: FEEDBACKER 🔊 w/ Minneapolis rockers Snakeworld! We of course have a delectable spread of new merch waiting for you, a cut of the proceeds from which will benefit the Chicago Women's Health Center.
Flyer for SMASH Your Fingers: Feedbacker. A film festival with live performances from the bands Snakeworld! and Celebrity DUI. Taking place in Chicago, IL @ Not Not on 3/14 [msg for the address]. Videos start @ 5 and bands play @ 9, with proceeds benefitting Chicago Women's Health CenterShirt design with Celebrity DUI's logo with Fio from Metal Slug and a steel trap. psst... We're printing this on top of other stuff...A shirt design features a hand holding up a breathalyzer with large text behind it that says "BLOW BLOW BLOW". The "You can't do that on television" guy obfuscates the rest of the design for some, probably good reason.gene siskel and Robert every beneath a marquee that says AT THE MOVIES WITH celebrity AND Snakeworld
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 19/02/2026
"#1 RECORD" - Sticker available at our next show in Chicago on 3/14 @ Not Not ⭐
A blue neon lit star with a yellow "DUI" on the inside of it. Could it be? Why yes it is, I do believe that's a spin on the band Big Star's first album "#1 Record"
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 18/01/2026
📽️ 3/14 @ NOT NOT 🔊 Celebrity & Snakeworld infect SMASH YR FINGERS, Chicago's #1 video festival
Flyer for SMASH YR FINGERS FEEDBACKER. A DIY experimental video festival and punk show taking place at Not Not in Chicago on March 14th. Videos at 5, Bands at 9, with all donations & proceeds going towards the Chicago Women's Health Center.
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 14/01/2026
"if u r transgender u have to [ROCK]. if u accomplish something else then good . if u accomplish nothing else then good . but you have to [ GET YOUR PUSSY UP AND ROCK THE FUCK OUT.]
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 11/01/2026
BRITNEY SPEARS × DEFTONES
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 07/01/2026
Lineup change for Saturday in Woodstock, IL @ Warp Corps 🎸
Flyer for a show featuring vnm bunny, Leonardo licari, canine highschool literature club, and us, Celebrity DUI. Located @ Warp Corps in Woodstock, IL, starting at 6pm central time
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 03/01/2026
You know you always wanted to click these things. celebrityduis.com
A screenshot of the Celebrity DUI website (celebrityduis.com) with one of those scam “CONGRATULATIONS! THIS IS NOT A JOKE YOU ARE THE 100,000th VISITOR!” ads from the 2000s
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 30/12/2025
We’re announcing here on Bluesky To Chicago, we’ll briefly say “bye” Please don’t be surprised When in Woodstock, arrived We say “Get your pussy up or die!” See you on January 10th for our first show out of town at Warp Corp in Woodstock, IL!
A poster for the upcoming show composed entirely of Unicode characters (aka ASCII art). The different text boxes are a pastel blue, red, and green, and there is a purple cat surprised by an orange mouse. The text of the poster reads:

Saturday January 10, 2026
Doors: 5 PM
Show: 6 PM

Canine High School Literature Club
Redwater
Leonardo Licari
Lake Shore Drive
Celebrity DUI

Live at Warp Corps
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 11/11/2025
celebrityduis.com/mp3s updated, upgraded, and ribbed for your viewing and listening pleasure
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 21/10/2025
She's got that shit on!!! but so can 🫵 YOU
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 13/10/2025
🎸 DUI NATION @ THE EMPTY BOTTLE IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS 🎸
Leona and Momo @ The Empty Bottle next to their flyer on the wall
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 01/10/2025
The mantra is spreading
Celebrity DUI sticker sighting in God's city Chicago, Illinois
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 29/09/2025
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 22/09/2025
🚨 New website just dropped 🌐 You can get tickets to our upcoming show under “DUIs” and you can view our previous performances that we’ve recorded under “Free MP3s”. Not optimized for mobile because we’re trying to give you an authentic Y2K Geocities experience (but obviously still navigable).
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 21/09/2025
See you on the 26th 🫡🎃🎸
The Mary Mary! Rock Show
Hosted by Ivy Sloane Harris
At The Empty Bottle
10/26/2025 at 8 PM
Music at 9 PM
Bring Cash
Featuring: Woof & Celebrity DUI ("get your pussy up or die")
by Momo
A super slick graphic of an anime girl with a collar/choker and her hair up looking out with curiosity and intrigue. There's some very cool rippling patterns in the background and the whole poster is black and blue minus the text.
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 20/09/2025
oh my god
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 17/09/2025
HAVE AT YOU!!!
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 05/09/2025
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 05/09/2025
Geese Howard's win screen from Fatal Fury Special, saying "CELEBRITY DUI, BABY! GET YOUR PUSSY UP OR DIE!"
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 25/07/2025
holy fucking shit
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 13/07/2025
I saw someone on some heihachi shit doing an electric wind god fist in the pit to this one
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 13/07/2025
Celebrity DUI @ Cole's, our first set in full now streaming for your pleasure 🚗💨 youtu.be/nuebk2aDZbM?...
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 13/07/2025
I can do this field sobriety test shit standing on my head
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 14/06/2025
🌞 DUI SUMMER CONTINUES 7/10 @ COLE'S BAR w/ FUTURE NEST & FROTTED 🌞 🎟️ IN BIO
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 14/06/2025
ty Midsommarfest and everyone for joining us @ our first show 🤟😝
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 15/05/2025
American MRI baby, your scans show characteristics of encephalitis
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 11/05/2025
just got the photos back from the band photo shoot
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 09/05/2025
dui summer
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 03/04/2025
band meeting at DUI headquarters
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Celebrity DUI @celebrityduis.com · 27/03/2025
my mom blocked me so I made an alt. wtf is this shit - m
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