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Ceej

@ceejoyner.bsky.social
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Q: in your words, what do libertarians believe 
A: my girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Superhero drawing with the worst arm/hand proportional relationship in history
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
this is my era, and even I can't believe this went down
Concert poster for Danzig with the other 2 bands being fuggin type o negative and godflesh
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
just saw a great @pantspants.bsky.social comic and remembered the time he did this for one of my posts, what a legend
Illustration by @pants (Josh mecouch) of a post by @ceejoyner from 2014 - original plans for my Rushmore had the mouths carved open so they would scream out bats at the setting sun and eat them again at dawn
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Fact checkers are saying prayer hands is a ceej doppelganger and that this is in fact, the real one in the maroon shirt
This is for sure me at the same Fugazi show I can tell because the drummer and singer of my band are standing beside me
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I was joking when I said it but that's me with the adoring prayer hands on the monitor lmao
A teenage ceej having a religious experience at a Fugazi show in 1995
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I just bought sunny day real estate tickets and this popped up (false alarm) which is like a speedball for people my age
Bandcamp alert that says Fugazi just released an album, but it ended up not being new songs. If you look up a video of them playing in Montreal or Vermont in the 90s I promise I'm in the front row
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
woke up this morning and immediately said this name, I am merely a vessel
O pee chee hockey card for Nordiques goalie Ron Tugnutt, one of the all time best guy names
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This is the PG version
Monty and his park friend Maggy hugging each other in a dog way
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Montreal fuckin loves In Flames
Quebec is metal country. We gave the world Voivod, Gorguts, Cryptopsy, Phil Tougas, kataklysm, etc. I'm always so proud when bands play Montreal because they get rabid fans from like 9 yrs old to 70 going nuts. Conversely when I go to big shows in Toronto the crowds are so fucking lame that it's embarrassing to be there.
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
AI doing great work by all accounts
Forbes headline Pedophiles Are Using AI To Turn Children's Social Media Photos Into CSAM
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Wish my buddy Keith was on here so I could tag him on this absolute hall of fame reply
Reply in response to a post denying the following: hey as someone who didn't know anything about you before but now definitely thinks you fucked and came on your cat, can I ask what this is about?
(this is a perfect example of the 'not involved in child trafficking' shirt)
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Legendary Garfield comic where Jon drinks a cup of dog jizz at the vet, which raises several questions about the nature of the visit and the protocols at that office
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
If you switch the big and beautiful from his company to his son's, this is an elite post
my very big and beautiful company, now run by my sons
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Stick boys! Stick boys!
Monty(dog with a beard) proudly carrying a ridiculous stick
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
@mikefossey 
its stupid when girls say they can't find a guy yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
My grey cat Chanterelle relaxing in the pot of a monstera plant
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
post loaf if you see this
Two loaves of sourdough bread cooling. I worked as a cook for 10 years and the irony of that is I'm really bad at baking (I never had to make breads or desserts). Luckily my wife comes from a long line of chronic master bakers
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
When reposting myself I imagine a buffet where you've made a beautiful plate, to which I add a cold hotdog and say 'looks like you forgot this'
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Also, this hits like a ton of bricks 26 yrs later. The aptly titled We Are The Romans
Album cover. botch. We are the Romans. 1999 classic
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
last line has me wheezing why'd you say it like that
Wikipedia entry for Brian cook who plays bass in like 6 of my favorite bands, that ends with the sentence "he is gay". Like, I know that he posts a lot of pictures of his husband, who are you trying to be, m night Shyamalan?
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
He's a poster's poster
Work on farmfri. Burning piles of brush. WindyFire got out of control. Thank God good naber He help get undr control PantsBurnLegWound
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Leon post about tariffs that uses the animaldrums 'check this out' template followed by a dril tweet about dying inna cloud of your own peel out smoke. The classics, baby
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Not in the top 100, but nevertheless
The loudest silence: top Democrats remain mum amid violent attacks on tesla
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
my wife: did you screenprint shirts for our hand dyed yarn company? Me: yeah boss, real fuckin metal just like you asked. Nothing about yarn. my wife: what
Black t shirts with a white horse and lightning that have nothing to do with knitting
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Everyone laughs when I say my grampas are gonna beat their ass, until this pulls up and all 6 of them jump out
A silver 4 runner with the vanity plate GRAMPAS with a da sharezone-style window decal. Just let me enjoy it. I'm not gonna ask what his politics are.
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
tried to warn you in 2013
One day when the kids ask about life before the crab wars you'll laugh nervously and continue walking sideways to crab church.
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
update for anyone concerned, he's chilling
Monty sleeping in front of the heater
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I work in my garage all day and Monty sits in the doorway giving me the dog park face
The problem with smart dogs is they often look like a forlorn Irish poet wearing a dog costume
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If Islandman isn't real then who takes care of islandog
Island in the Yangtze River that looks like a sleeping puppy
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Nodding approvingly at this normal TV viewing setup
Ditka watching tv at a 90 degree angle on a sofa pressed against a staircase that descends directly into a wall. Even Escher would get vertigo looking at this
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Happy release day to those who celebrate
Album cover for ashen womb by phrenelith, Copenhagen death metal at its finest
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
BREAD
Game show contestant with a name tag that proudly reads BREAD
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Saw this on instagram and commented like "hey! That's me!" or whatever. It got 25k likes and the post has 9 million views. I know this because I had to check what was going on when a stranger said I was too chubby to be a samurai on one of my pictures lol
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at rat snitch Brian the good time ruiner
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It was this, which is pretty fuckin specific
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
quick update here, this guy fuckin rocks
Monty the dog getting towel dried after his first bath
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
2023 oil on board by @randyortizdtd.bsky.social
2023 oil on board portrait of David Lynch by artist Randy Ortiz
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Chanterelle is so pissed that I got a dog she lives in the furnace room now
Grey cat Chanterelle pictured in the clothes bin she now lives in down in the furnace room because she is racist against dogs
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Got a new homie this weekend. His name is Monty. I'll start posting again when the high wears off lol
Picture of my new dog Monty holding a toy duck in his paws. He's handsome as fuck, has a little beard and whips ass.
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
babe, it's back, bring me my hat
Headline: Wearing a salmon on your head is back on fashion for Orcas
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Not sure if this is official merch for Dune 2 but it's a shIrt that says IM JUST HERE TO FUCK THE POPCORN BUCKET
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
sheepishly leaving the cinema with this thing under my arm like we're dating
The popcorn bucket from dune 2 is a fleshlight
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
my life goal is to steal this painting so we can silently hate each other until I am caught
Lil turd man probably painted by a Dutch master. I haven't even posted this and I already feel my hate turning to love lol. I love this little guy
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
saw this and remembered this post. Brain rot since 2012, baby
A shirt with Moses on it that says mountain jewAn old post
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
This is still so fuckin funny
Photo of a little wormWatercolor rendition of a little worm with a jawline that would take my breath away in real life. Have me audibly gasp "oh my stars..."
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
When you're right you're right
The lads are chuffed to announce Liam has found a new brother
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
Easily the best Christmas song ever muthafuckin Gord Piedleger barely even mentioning Christmas on this slam dunk
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
got a new best friend
This is my girl Chanterelle. That was her adoption name and the kids wouldn't let us change it lol
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