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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 08/09/2026

Look, this was just a purely artistic choice, OK?

Two male-presenting people in grey shirts on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise. Both have faces half black, half white, but with the sides reversed.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 03/09/2026

I kinda figured this was still a thing.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 13/08/2026

Y'all posted stickers on every gas pump and egg prices were on every major news outlet's home page.

One of those "I did that" stickers showing Biden pointing.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 25/07/2026

"I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help." (complimentary) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 16/07/2026

Buddy, you don't work weekends, have at least a week off most months, three weeks in August, and ALL of October off. (And don't get me started on McConnell's sick leave.)

The Senate schedule for 2026, with red days as "Senate not in session". Half of the days of the year are red.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 24/06/2026

"OK, Fortunato, right this way."

Artistic representation of a man in a jester's hat being walled into a basement alcove. Skulls surround the alcove's portal. A spilled bottle of wine is visible in front.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 22/06/2026

My kids’ citizenship certificates arrived. Apparently Australia has Kirk from Gilmore Girls running things. He has all the jobs!

A signature saying “Tony Burke” is followed by his positions, which include Minister for Home Affairs, Minister for Immigration, Minister for Cybersecurity, Minister for the Arts, AND Leader of the House.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 21/06/2026

Only one Monroe County in NY, and it matches a patch visible on the video at monroecountysheriff-ny.gov at the 51s mark.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 11/06/2026

My watch thought this was a fall and tried to call 911.

A man lays flat on the ground on a gym mat. He is wearing a climbing harness strapped to a rope. A rock climbing wall is behind him.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 29/05/2026

so uh Jeff Bezos's rocket blew up

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 16/05/2026

Sigh of relief. My kids got their Australian citizenship approved.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 02/05/2026

Not gonna lie, I’m intrigued.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 12/04/2026

Geranium knows it’s spring lol.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 04/04/2026

My guy is *so* close to getting it. Just a tiny little extra bit of self-awareness would get him there. /cc @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

A screenshot of the New York Times showing a headline titled "Trump Needs Smarter Sycophants" by Ross Douthat. Heggseth, Wiles, Noem, and Bondi are shown in the featured image clapping. The photo is credited to Damon Winter.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 02/04/2026

Gonna tell my kids this is Pam Bondi.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 29/03/2026

It will be in the air shortly.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 10/03/2026

New fronds on my Tasmanian fern tree. 😍

Fern fronds rise from a fuzzy central brown core. A new fronds is unfurling from a round shoot.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 18/01/2026

Ok but this one was $50 off with Shoppers Club

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 17/01/2026

Died in Stationeers. This feels roughly accurate.

A screenshot of a computer game. A brain is visible on a steel floor. It is captioned “ceejayoz’s Brain; damage at 30%”.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 02/12/2025

Wife had a hysterectomy today. I accessorized.

A shirt saying “have your pet spayed or neutered”

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 23/11/2025

Had to give up my insurance plan last year. They just sent me the renewal for this year. Blink, blink.

A photo of a $4,759.90 per month insurance bill.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 30/09/2025

So uh hud.gov looks like this today:

A browser screenshot of the hud.gov website. A large, red banner stating "The radical left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people." covers the screen.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 14/09/2025

Bumper crop of peaches this year.

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ceejayoz @ceejayoz.com · 28/08/2025

Tried to mail a card from Australia to the US. No dice! But the kind lady at the post office at least postmarked it for us. Have to mail on arrival in LA. Embarrassing time to have an American accent abroad.