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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 3h
Need this type of Sub energy. 👅🔨🐼
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 6h
I feel like I could toss anything (including your salad) around the room. #WoodMorning ⚡️💪🏽🐼
Elevator selfie, post workout.Gym mirror selfie, post workout.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guns. // Bricks. #FCF 🔫🐼🧱
Papa flexing a bit.Papa bricking up a bit.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: *plays a mobile game to get my mind off my skyrocketing libido* The Game:
“One More Brick” is the name of the game. Should’ve known from that I wasn’t gonna find peace of mind. BwaHA!
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
POV: You’re explaining to me what that throat does…
Go on…I’m listening.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me, looking through my TL yesterday:
Minecraft Steve, holding his meat.Wario, about to chomp.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same energy. #ThrowbackThursday 🫧🔫🐼
Papa in bed.Top Cat with a pistol.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Greylight. // Daylight. 🦏🔭☀️
Bathroom Mirror Selfie. (Greyscale)Balcony Selfie.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Passive-aggressive people sure love to do wildly rude s***, but act like YOUR justifiably stern (but remarkably polite) reaction is the first instance of the problem at hand. Always irksomely unaware of how much bulls*** they start. No ma’am…
It’s you. It has always been you. It will always be you.
(In cursive)
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Steve from Minecraft, leaning forward with thought bubble that says “Trying to find the lie…”
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At the corner of Mustachioed & Melanin. 🖤🖖🏽🐼🤎
Sweaty, because it’s hot.Contemplating 1st Breakfast, and checking out cakes across the street.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Had these for weeks. About to see what’s what. 🐼👅🍪
Oreo Deep Fried, and Oreo Banana Pudding flavors.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People will ignore a question you asked them, disappear for months, then pop back up with a “hey hru” as if their rude absence shouldn’t be chastised or at least clarified first. Same folks who’ll get a severe attitude and spiral if you don’t respond within 5 minutes of anything they text, though.
Later, at the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane…

“You’re CRAZY!”
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lost Look. // Found Book. 💪🏽🐼📖
Workout session yesterday. Gym mirror selfie.Found a book left at work. Turned it into our Lost & Found.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Knock, KNOCK! Open up. It’s Papa. 🚪🌀🔨🐼
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Show me a picture of a(n actual) meal you had recently. I’ll start.
I want ALL the breakfasts. Nom NOM!
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Securing a private event. ♠️💪🏽🐼🔆 #BouncerChronicles
The beard has bearded!Cool room.Cooler view.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Jocktober #WoodMorning. 🧼🔨🐼
Aqua Papa: Legend of the Thick Fog.Aqua Papa II: Throne of Slutlantis.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Built like. // Feels like.
Sun Bear.A Brown Bear named “Backpack.”
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🌀🔨🐼🙏🏽
The snake escaped!
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got to do a bit of dungeon crawling with my friend @shirokuma97.bsky.social this morning in Sanctuary. Had a blast wreaking havoc as an OP Druid with an OP Paladin. #DiabloIV 🐼🎮✨
Legendary Bear, Party of 2.Stronghold? Please!I may, just may, have too many wolves.Master of the Elements!
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I recently raised Nazgûl, my Wyvern, to adulthood, and was looking for a better saddle…the current one is uncomfortable for us both! Have you any with plush seating and insulation?
Nazgûl and her Papa.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐼🐾🐈‍⬛
Chewie always loves to get her paws on everything. 🐾I’mma return the favor! 🐾Unnecessarily majestic. That’s our Lady!
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drilled his throat ‘til he felt me. Filled his holes; now he healthy. ♨️🔨🐼
Tree trunk.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POV: You dropped the soap. 🧼🔨🐼
Aqua Papa.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If I eat you out, you’ll have no choice but to be loud about it. #MonochromeMonday 🐼👅🍯
Birthday Papa, hungrier by the minute.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Papa eat…Papa play…Papa rest… …I’ve really become this tee shirt. Prophetic. 🐼➡️🍔🎮💤
Everything is prophetic. BwaHA!
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wish your favorite Papa a Pleasant Birthday. #BouncerChronicles 🐼👅🎁
The day is here! I’m older now.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Y’all are cruelAF for looking THIS fine on this, MY birthday weekend. - I’m feeling things, now. 🍑👐🏽🐼 - How dare you. - Don’t stop.
I need to clean the bottom of this mirror.Oversaturated Papa.Vibrancy Papa.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bearings, Balcony. Bearding Valiantly. Bump being Beast Bereft of Balladry. 🎶🖖🏽🐼
Papa on the Balcony. A Sunny Morning, indeed!
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Birthday Weekend, start your engines. ✨💪🏽🐼 #BouncerChronicles
Bestie hooked me up with a ribbon and the first bill. Love him for that.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My Birthday is Monday, and your favorite Papa is celebrating all weekend! Accepting any and all well-wishes &or CashApps ($Ceedro). Be stellar! ✨🖖🏽🐼♨️
Say it, Lad.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Invincible.”
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Pendulums Swing The Hammer They Bring. Now, Kneel Thee In Fealty, And Service Your King. #FCF 🌀🔨🐼👑
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A whisper of sunlight, Bellow of beef. An audible ton, right? Deafeningly. 🐦‍⬛🐼🏴‍☠️ #MCM
Papa peeking out of the window. Early morning.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New Albanese just dropped. 🍏🐼🍎
Apple Harvest Gummies.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Take Most of me, Throat-to-be, And tell me all the Ghosts you see. #WoodMorning 🔮🔨🐼
Afterwards,
Constructive words,
And show me all the
Notes you keep.Its quickening
Of thickening,
A sight whose mere
Unfolding treats.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Excuse me while I handle sum’n. 🔔👊🏽🐼 #BouncerChronicles
Work night. Irk night?Everything is squared away. Now, behave.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
💜
My Hero Academia: Vigilantes.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would trust these two to protect my children, before I trust this current administration to.
A Herbivorous Dragon of 5,000 Years Gets Unfairly Villainized.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The morning is mid. It is mid-morning. 🐼
Home-spun pun fun.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m built like a mini-fridge on stilts. An Owlbear. 🦉 ➕ 🐼
Gym Mirror Selfie.Closeup, Gym Mirror Selfie.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hiding excitement is HARD when it’s #FCF. 🐼🎋✨
Papa poppin’ up.Whelp. Can’t hide or unsee it.Yeah, it’s persistent.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My Moustache does the smiling. 🔸〰️🔸
Looking up at your favorite Mustachioed Papa.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🎶 I love it when ya call me Big [Papa]… 🎶 #WoodMorning 🪵🪓🐼
Torso Time, part 1.Torso Time, part 2.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
TFW the early main quest mini bosses are light work because you’ve played 85 hours and spent 70+ of them just exploring, getting combat experience, and grinding levels:
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Papa’s back in Pywell. #CrimsonDesert 🐼🎮✨
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did I win, Or did the Gym? All I know’s that— I. Am. Him. #MonochromeMonday ♍️💪🏽🐼🩶
Gym Mirror Selifie. Shirt reads “VirgoAF”.Gym Mirror Selifie. Shirt reads “VirgoAF”. (Greyscale)
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
SPOILER: Smokey Bear and Papa Bear are one and the same. #BouncerChronicles 🐻 🟰 🐼
Only you can prevent gasoline fight accidents.
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Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Long, strong, and to the left. 🌀💪🏽🐼
These 2-a-days are kinda fun!I’m feeling it, which is great!And seeing more results!
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