Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 6hI feel like I could toss anything (including your salad) around the room. #WoodMorning ⚡️💪🏽🐼 4490
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me: *plays a mobile game to get my mind off my skyrocketing libido* The Game: 170
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026POV: You’re explaining to me what that throat does… 41071
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Passive-aggressive people sure love to do wildly rude s***, but act like YOUR justifiably stern (but remarkably polite) reaction is the first instance of the problem at hand. Always irksomely unaware of how much bulls*** they start. No ma’am… 020
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026At the corner of Mustachioed & Melanin. 🖤🖖🏽🐼🤎 3902
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Had these for weeks. About to see what’s what. 🐼👅🍪 1140
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026People will ignore a question you asked them, disappear for months, then pop back up with a “hey hru” as if their rude absence shouldn’t be chastised or at least clarified first. Same folks who’ll get a severe attitude and spiral if you don’t respond within 5 minutes of anything they text, though. 040
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Knock, KNOCK! Open up. It’s Papa. 🚪🌀🔨🐼 71603
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Show me a picture of a(n actual) meal you had recently. I’ll start. 0180
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Securing a private event. ♠️💪🏽🐼🔆 #BouncerChronicles 0500
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Got to do a bit of dungeon crawling with my friend @shirokuma97.bsky.social this morning in Sanctuary. Had a blast wreaking havoc as an OP Druid with an OP Paladin. #DiabloIV 🐼🎮✨ 1120
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I recently raised Nazgûl, my Wyvern, to adulthood, and was looking for a better saddle…the current one is uncomfortable for us both! Have you any with plush seating and insulation? 120
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Drilled his throat ‘til he felt me. Filled his holes; now he healthy. ♨️🔨🐼 21242
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If I eat you out, you’ll have no choice but to be loud about it. #MonochromeMonday 🐼👅🍯 101367
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Papa eat…Papa play…Papa rest… …I’ve really become this tee shirt. Prophetic. 🐼➡️🍔🎮💤 1490
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wish your favorite Papa a Pleasant Birthday. #BouncerChronicles 🐼👅🎁 26753
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Y’all are cruelAF for looking THIS fine on this, MY birthday weekend. - I’m feeling things, now. 🍑👐🏽🐼 - How dare you. - Don’t stop. 5531
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Bearings, Balcony. Bearding Valiantly. Bump being Beast Bereft of Balladry. 🎶🖖🏽🐼 0281
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Birthday Weekend, start your engines. ✨💪🏽🐼 #BouncerChronicles 7460
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My Birthday is Monday, and your favorite Papa is celebrating all weekend! Accepting any and all well-wishes &or CashApps ($Ceedro). Be stellar! ✨🖖🏽🐼♨️ 0441
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Pendulums Swing The Hammer They Bring. Now, Kneel Thee In Fealty, And Service Your King. #FCF 🌀🔨🐼👑 713911
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A whisper of sunlight, Bellow of beef. An audible ton, right? Deafeningly. 🐦⬛🐼🏴☠️ #MCM 716611
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Take Most of me, Throat-to-be, And tell me all the Ghosts you see. #WoodMorning 🔮🔨🐼 919416
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Excuse me while I handle sum’n. 🔔👊🏽🐼 #BouncerChronicles 2651
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I would trust these two to protect my children, before I trust this current administration to. 040
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The morning is mid. It is mid-morning. 🐼 21108
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m built like a mini-fridge on stilts. An Owlbear. 🦉 ➕ 🐼 1521
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hiding excitement is HARD when it’s #FCF. 🐼🎋✨ 1742
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My Moustache does the smiling. 🔸〰️🔸 613416
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026🎶 I love it when ya call me Big [Papa]… 🎶 #WoodMorning 🪵🪓🐼 518215
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026TFW the early main quest mini bosses are light work because you’ve played 85 hours and spent 70+ of them just exploring, getting combat experience, and grinding levels: 040
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Papa’s back in Pywell. #CrimsonDesert 🐼🎮✨ 090
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Did I win, Or did the Gym? All I know’s that— I. Am. Him. #MonochromeMonday ♍️💪🏽🐼🩶 2521
Papa Warden, Surly Sultan. @ceedro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026SPOILER: Smokey Bear and Papa Bear are one and the same. #BouncerChronicles 🐻 🟰 🐼 0621