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Cedar

@cedar.bsky.social
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She/her. My opinions are my own but you can rent them.

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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Systematically" is sending me. I don't even do macrame! But honestly if I was building a macrame stash that's how I would do it. Systematically
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some people have big naturals. Me? I'm rocking
A bag of dog treats called Mini Naturals
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Same vibes in the wild a few weeks ago
Back of a woman's shirt with the words America and the dates 1776-2026
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You do not say
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
In all earnestness
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Same energy
A sign hanging above a sidewalk warning of low overhead. The sign itself is the only thing hanging low overhead.
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"GUH 💦"
A blood-splattered room
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Friendly reminder from my bus stop
Sticker with a fancy dog and the text "Today we are serving cunt"
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
A slug died on our front mat and the child made this and it's legit heartbreaking
A tiny slug grave with a marker that says "in loving memory of a slug, who died without anyone noticing"
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day to this squeaky little doofus whose main life goal is to snuffle my armpit
Black cat aggressively nuzzling my armpit
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Bsky served me these images today, in this order
Person wearing a pumpkin head. Caption says  "when the pumpkin spice kicks in"Satirical headline saying "You a pumpkin headed bitch" announces teenager, with a picture of a teen on a bus
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Engage (my lust)
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
meat pink
An assortment of macrame cord colors, one of which is called meat pink
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Was trying to search nude thigh highs for *garters* and autocorrect bodied me Super curious about the results though...
Autocorrect thinks I want nude thigh highs for haters
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Got her to wear the hat this year!
Me and my long-suffering feline, tolerating the birthday hat I put on her
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
girl bless your heart, there is nothing sexier to a man than panties and an old stretched out t-shirt falling off one shoulder
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Sometimes the algorithm delivers
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Bought something from a Canadian on eBay and they messaged to say shipping would be delayed because they are taking a trip to the States soon and it's less expensive to send from there. The convo gives me hope (even though I think a lot of people are causing this problem)
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Well fuck. So long, Val, and thanks for the sexual awakening
Val Kilmer looking absolutely dashing as Doc Holliday
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
She farted herself awake
A black cat looking confused and surprised
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy Valentine's Day
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Algo served me an alien right under FKA Twigs' new album and I feel like she could sue them
An alien post right under FKA Twigs' album cover in which she looks like the alien
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Nice toxic diet culture shame plate ya got there, it'd be real unfortunate if someone OOPS
A plate with shamey anti-food slogans around the borderThat same plate, now smashed into pieces
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Never not thinking about Abu Hasan al-Sari (972 CE)
She has an ass below a slender waist
That oppresses us both: 
It tortures me when I think about it 
And tires her when she moves to stand up.
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Widdlew angrwy owwet
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Behold my cake. Lemon-rosemary olive oil sponge, blackberry Cabernet curd filling, marscapone buttercream. Sugared rosemary and pistachio brittle on top.
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
hours, hours of valuable time wasted in the warm vanilla-scented whisper of the book shop, frustratedly stumbling upon books I didn't EVEN come here for, beset by the gentle, undemanding company of my fellow human beings
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
deep wisdom actually. sometimes you have to go somewhere else first
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
Me and who
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
The hold that these things have on me
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
frosting the sides of cakes is wasteful and unnecessary
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
I find these kitchens utterly gorgeous
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Got my photo taken for Christmas
A giant stress ball "prewrapped and ready to give"
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Cedar @cedar.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Me, flirting
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