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CeciMonster

@cecimonster.bsky.social
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They/Them Huge nerd 🤓 PhD student; Sexuality, Gender, and Pop Culture scholar 📚 Will definitely find a hill to die on somewhere ☠️ substack.com/@cecimonster

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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: "I fear this chapter is far too long." My dissertation chair: "Actually, I think it could probably be longer." Me: 😳😳😳
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today, I hope heaven is real, so that Dolly gets to go. I hope she's there hanging out with her husband, singing with Kenny Rogers, making music for the sinners and the god she believed forgave us all. We should all strive to be a little more like Dolly. She is an illustration of all that is good.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There is a very special place in hell for anyone who argues AGAINST giving extra food to unhoused folks. Doubly so if they claim to be religious while doing it.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The thing is, every time I hear the song Bitin' List, I have to turn the volume all the way up and cackle like a loon. So. Thanks, Mr. Childers!
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
*listens to the Hadestown soundtrack on repeat while simultaneously writing a paper on the Game Changer book series and Queer Futurity* "Yeah, no, I'm fine, why do you ask?"
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yesterday I said the words "nonbinary lesbian" to my 58 year old dad and had to watch that poor man's face go through 20 layers of grief, confusion, and acceptance before he finally said "....is there not a word for a nonbinary person exclusively attracted to women?" Anyway, I love that guy 😆🧡
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I got licked at work today - not once. Not twice. But thrice. By the same child. A different child asked me the name of the first ever human that came to earth, and was legitimately upset when I wouldn't simply look this information up for him. Sometimes, life do just be a series of situations.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Y'all ever think about how Harper Lee's friend paid for her living expenses for a year and she wrote To Kill A Mockingbird? I think about that a lot. No particular reason.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The emotional whiplash of Noah Kahan singing Gonna Go Far on Stick Season and then Dashboard on The Great Divide has me in a gd tizzy and I need to go lay in the woods somewhere I hope he kissed that brick first xoxox
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
By the way: I asked. Now I'M obsessed, and it's not healthy. I have a dissertation to finish.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Please tell me why we've been sitting in silence in this Waffle House, and then SUDDENLY they're BLARING Like You’ll Never See Me Again by Alicia Keys at full volume????!!!
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
There is no better panel at a conference than being utterly baffled by vintage Saturday Morning Cartoons. Shout out to @chrismaverick.bsky.social and #PCA
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Welcome to small towns, where you go to buy jarlic, only to run into your brother doing grocery shopping and then have an old man with no teeth comment about how fast you walk and you genuinely tell him that you're outpacing the devil and he isn't upset about it. Very normal life out here.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My sister interrupted my jam sesh to talk to me about index funds, and I let her. So like. Love ya, or whatever.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I just need everyone to know that for some bizarre reason, whenever there is no background sound and my brain is empty, the song Whatever You Like by T.I. starts playing in my head. I do not know why. I have stopped questioning it.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This is my formal request for Renee Christine, Zach Bryan, and Noah Kahan to stop coming for my fkn neck. This is worse than when Hozier's Wasteland, Baby! album came out and I didn't listen to anything else for a week.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My life has started to exist in a Mobius strip of metaphorically applying dollar store bandaids to a gushing arterial wound. Why can we not exist in a world that cares enough to just...give a shit? Just try to stop the suffering for five to seven minutes?
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Somewhere around the time she had 2 19-year-olds communicating nonverbally on her sofa about why they hadn't done their chores, my mother should have realized that if my brother and I are on the same side of an argument, the other side is losing. Just saying. Also, she needs to turn off her TV. 🙏
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Now's your opportunity to read me being very normal about Hawkeye and comics!!! Link in bio, etc etc. (Now is also your opportunity to read the new Ultimates run, so. Hup to!) #comics #marvel #hawkeye
Substack cover photo with the words "WHY CHARLI RAMSEY IS ACTUALLY THE IDEAL HAWKEYE" in pale pink, superimposed over a screen grab of Charli Ramsey as Hawkeye reflected in Captain America's shield
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Welcome to: My Joints Don't Work and It's 29°F Outside I'm wearing fleece lined boots and my feet are still cold.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Everyone, my friend's 6 year old told her mom to tell me I was cute. Nobody talk to me, I'm cute, a 6 year old said so.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hey party people! It's the end of the year and I wanted to take a second to talk about something near and dear to me: The movie Sinners. Feel free to give us a read!! (Link in bio)
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Everywhere I look, people are obsessed with Heated Rivalry, and it's not abundantly clear to me what this situation is, but at this point I think I am too afraid to ask. I just hope everyone is having a nice time.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The folk/country/bluegrass fan in me is delighted by the resurgence of quality genre music. The activist in me fears that Lehigh Valley by Renee Christine (and songs like it) is indicative of the growing political catastrophe in the US. It's a very conflicting emotional situation...
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Just saying, buying my friend's daughter gifts when she was 7 was WAY easier than buying her gifts at 13. Shopping for a preteen is a freaking minefield. Also, I accidentally bought myself moisturizer, which I have enough of, instead of face wash, which I am entirely out of. Ulta was fun 😆
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
There's a line from a spoken word poem I'm obsessed with, that keeps running through my head this week: "...you can’t be this afraid of losing everything If you don’t love everything first. Because you have to have a soul-crushing hope that things will get better To be this afraid of missing it."
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If I had magic powers, the first things I would do would be to make my skin never be dry or itchy ever again, and my hair would always be immediately amazing and exactly what I want. There'd be a lot of other stuff I'd do as soon as that was sorted, but man I'd get so much more accomplished...
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Sam, the Geeky Citizen @geekycitizen.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NoKings
Spider-Punk kicks a thug in the face while shouting, "Nazi punks can #@($ off!"
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Over the course of the next month I have to finish a chapter of my dissertation, fly to California to officiate my best friend's wedding, and prepare/present a guest lecture for a queer studies class on Care and Crisis. (And do my day job.) At some point one wonders if one is stretched too thin...
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Please feel most free to read my first, very seasonal and topical, Substack post. The link to my Substack is in my bio, which feels like a supremely douchey thing to say but is none the less true! Enjoy! Share with friends (or foes, whatever)
Substack post image that reads "You are NOT the Daughter of an Unburnt Witch" "A Fun Fact Essay," superimposed over a screenshot of an Amazon listing for a T-shirt that says "We are the daughters of the witches you could not burn" with "CeciMonster.substack.com" at the bottom
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Whoever it is Disney has writing for these damn Zombies movies, I want some of whatever that guy is on. Never in all of my days have I read a series of plot summaries more simplistic but somehow impossibly convoluted at the same time. I am baffled, confused, and moderately distressed, I won't lie.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
If you ever read The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn in school, you NEED to read this graphic novel. The storytelling is amazing, the art is stunning, the history is accurate, and it should, in my humble opinion, be required reading along with Huck Finn.
A photo of the cover of the graphic novel Big Jim and the White Boy, by Eisner Award Winners David F. Walker and Marcus Kwame Anderson. Depicts Jim standing front and center, holding a wooden pole, in an orange shirt and blue pants on the raft, with Huck Finn sitting, in a white shirt and blue pants, in the background on the raft. The raft is wooden, with a small white tent and several boxes, as well as a line upon which clothes hang. The water is green and the sky is cloudy but bright. The bottom text reads "An American Classic Reimagined."
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Whoever is responsible for romanticizing Southern Summers needs to answer for their crimes. I'm covered in pricker bush scratches, bug bites, and sunburn. Southern Summers are not romantic, they are a sweaty swamp, and I will never understand anyone who says otherwise.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Finally watched Sinners last night and now that's gonna be a problem for everyone around me because I do NOT intend to shut up about it. So y'all can look forward to THAT for a while...
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Here's the thing. I'm grown. I live with my partner, I pay my bills, I have a whole job, and I'm working on an advanced degree. There is nobody. And I do mean nobody. I'd rather have take me to a medical procedure than my mama. That lady is ALWAYS my #1 choice. Bar none.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Y'all I am about sick to gd death of living through "interesting times." Sick to my back fkn teeth of it.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My favorite part about both Mamma Mia movies is that absolutely none of the male leads have literally any business singing OR dancing, but here they are doing it with glee and aplomb. More of this, please.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Please understand that Bird's Nest Roy is my new favorite character in Disco Elysium, because the idea of a storybook character/place being an ontological necessity is exactly the kind of absurdist academia humor I show up to the party for.
Dialogue bos from the video game Disco Elysium, reading:
Kim Kitsuragi - The lieutenant raises a brow. "*Hjelmdall* isn't a real place."
Bird's Nest Roy - "Neither is the Man a real man, of course, but both the Man and Hjelmdall are an ontological necessity..." He stops abruptly. "But hey, it's not worth getting into an argument about." 
Rhetoric [Medium: Success] - Wow, what?
You - "What did you mean the Man from Hjelmdall was real?" 
Bird's Nest Roy - "I mean - even if the Man from Hjelmdall didn't exist before the adventure novels, the stories have made it so that he has. It's simple really." 
Kim Kitsuragi - "Okay..." He sounds incredulous. 
Bird's Nest Roy - "You sound skeptical. It's not that complicated. All that's required is a more robust understanding of cause and effect."
"Besides, I've been to Karla, though not..."
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
My job really do just be putting us in situations sometimes. Absolutely bat shit situations, but like, hey! It's a living! (Sort of)
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
In some incredibly Southern™️ nonsense, I went to a new doctor this morning (because my body remains a train wreck), and the receptionist is my boyfriend's best friend's twin brother's girlfriend.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Heading out to Big Lick ComicCon NOVA today to make some noise about my dissertation study. Stay amazing!
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Danny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I don't know if there is a more appropriate goodbye to Loretta Swit, than her last scene in MASH in the series finale. Loretta won two Emmy's for her role as Major Houlihan.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
People keep acting like generative AI is inevitable, but y'all... I actually don't even know how to access ChatGPT, and at this point I don't want anyone to tell me. Is it an app? A website? Don't answer these questions, but please: do not think it MUST exist. That is a lie.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It definitely took some doing there towards the end, but I have completed the Edward Gorey's Dracula in Dr. Seward's Library black & white puzzle. Please feel free to continue to leave me in relative peace, I sent in a job application earlier today that I worked on for hours.
Completed black, white, & grey 500 piece puzzle depicting Edward Gorey's Dracula in Dr. Seward's Library. Laptop in the top left corner, puzzle box in the top middle, and open bag of Utz Old Fashioned Hard Sourdough pretzels in the top right.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Today at a baby shower for someone at work, I accidentally ended up on a tangent about how, from an objective perspective, the plot of the Disney version of Pinocchio is absolutely batshit insane, and it is a testament to the force of my personality that nobody seemed to find that weird of me...
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I really thought I was having a full blown menty b because I was so gd fatigued I could barely function. Turns out actually somehow AFTER getting an iron infusion, my iron levels have tanked further, so that's causing the fatigue... ...now, to be fair, finding THAT out may cause that menty b anyway
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I'm handling things, generally speaking, VERY well, actually. (Nobody speak to me for the next several hours thnx)
Wide shot of an entirely black, white, and grey puzzle, with the outline complete and the majority of the rest of pieces in piles around the outline, and the box to the right. The puzzle image is 500 pieces; a Pomegranate ArtPiece Puzzle: Edward Gorey's "Dracula in Dr. Seward's Library."A photo of the puzzle box: a 500 piece Pomegranate ArtPiece Puzzle - Edward Gorey's "Dracula in Dr. Seward's Library," an entirely grey scale puzzle.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Despite the sheer, unfettered chaos and exhaustion that was this last week, I had a truly delightful time at @pcaaca.bsky.social and am so grateful for the experience, as always. 💚🩵🩷💛
A vertical banner with bright splashes of color in green, blue, magenta, and yellow, that reads, top to bottom: PCA - POPULAR CULTURE ASSOCIATION - welcomes you - www.pcaaca.org. there are more squiggles/splashes of blue, magenta, and yellow at the bottom of the banner. It is situated in a hotel hallway with garish blue, grey, and yellowish carpet, with a table and some illegible signs behind it.
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CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Explaining to an Uber driver in New Orleans that I live in a state where liquor purchases must happen at a state-run liquor store that's closed on Sundays was probably one of the funnier experiences of my life to date. He was flabbergasted.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. -Turkish proverb
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