CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me: "I fear this chapter is far too long." My dissertation chair: "Actually, I think it could probably be longer." Me: 😳😳😳 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Today, I hope heaven is real, so that Dolly gets to go. I hope she's there hanging out with her husband, singing with Kenny Rogers, making music for the sinners and the god she believed forgave us all. We should all strive to be a little more like Dolly. She is an illustration of all that is good. 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There is a very special place in hell for anyone who argues AGAINST giving extra food to unhoused folks. Doubly so if they claim to be religious while doing it. 130
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The thing is, every time I hear the song Bitin' List, I have to turn the volume all the way up and cackle like a loon. So. Thanks, Mr. Childers! 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 02/08/2026*listens to the Hadestown soundtrack on repeat while simultaneously writing a paper on the Game Changer book series and Queer Futurity* "Yeah, no, I'm fine, why do you ask?" 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Yesterday I said the words "nonbinary lesbian" to my 58 year old dad and had to watch that poor man's face go through 20 layers of grief, confusion, and acceptance before he finally said "....is there not a word for a nonbinary person exclusively attracted to women?" Anyway, I love that guy 😆🧡 030
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I got licked at work today - not once. Not twice. But thrice. By the same child. A different child asked me the name of the first ever human that came to earth, and was legitimately upset when I wouldn't simply look this information up for him. Sometimes, life do just be a series of situations. 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Y'all ever think about how Harper Lee's friend paid for her living expenses for a year and she wrote To Kill A Mockingbird? I think about that a lot. No particular reason. 000
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The emotional whiplash of Noah Kahan singing Gonna Go Far on Stick Season and then Dashboard on The Great Divide has me in a gd tizzy and I need to go lay in the woods somewhere I hope he kissed that brick first xoxox 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/04/2026By the way: I asked. Now I'M obsessed, and it's not healthy. I have a dissertation to finish. 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Please tell me why we've been sitting in silence in this Waffle House, and then SUDDENLY they're BLARING Like You’ll Never See Me Again by Alicia Keys at full volume????!!! 000
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 11/04/2026There is no better panel at a conference than being utterly baffled by vintage Saturday Morning Cartoons. Shout out to @chrismaverick.bsky.social and #PCA 110
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Welcome to small towns, where you go to buy jarlic, only to run into your brother doing grocery shopping and then have an old man with no teeth comment about how fast you walk and you genuinely tell him that you're outpacing the devil and he isn't upset about it. Very normal life out here. 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 06/03/2026My sister interrupted my jam sesh to talk to me about index funds, and I let her. So like. Love ya, or whatever. 000
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I just need everyone to know that for some bizarre reason, whenever there is no background sound and my brain is empty, the song Whatever You Like by T.I. starts playing in my head. I do not know why. I have stopped questioning it. 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 22/02/2026This is my formal request for Renee Christine, Zach Bryan, and Noah Kahan to stop coming for my fkn neck. This is worse than when Hozier's Wasteland, Baby! album came out and I didn't listen to anything else for a week. 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 20/02/2026My life has started to exist in a Mobius strip of metaphorically applying dollar store bandaids to a gushing arterial wound. Why can we not exist in a world that cares enough to just...give a shit? Just try to stop the suffering for five to seven minutes? 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Somewhere around the time she had 2 19-year-olds communicating nonverbally on her sofa about why they hadn't done their chores, my mother should have realized that if my brother and I are on the same side of an argument, the other side is losing. Just saying. Also, she needs to turn off her TV. 🙏 1710
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Now's your opportunity to read me being very normal about Hawkeye and comics!!! Link in bio, etc etc. (Now is also your opportunity to read the new Ultimates run, so. Hup to!) #comics #marvel #hawkeye 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Welcome to: My Joints Don't Work and It's 29°F Outside I'm wearing fleece lined boots and my feet are still cold. 000
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Everyone, my friend's 6 year old told her mom to tell me I was cute. Nobody talk to me, I'm cute, a 6 year old said so. 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Hey party people! It's the end of the year and I wanted to take a second to talk about something near and dear to me: The movie Sinners. Feel free to give us a read!! (Link in bio) 010
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Everywhere I look, people are obsessed with Heated Rivalry, and it's not abundantly clear to me what this situation is, but at this point I think I am too afraid to ask. I just hope everyone is having a nice time. 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The folk/country/bluegrass fan in me is delighted by the resurgence of quality genre music. The activist in me fears that Lehigh Valley by Renee Christine (and songs like it) is indicative of the growing political catastrophe in the US. It's a very conflicting emotional situation... 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Just saying, buying my friend's daughter gifts when she was 7 was WAY easier than buying her gifts at 13. Shopping for a preteen is a freaking minefield. Also, I accidentally bought myself moisturizer, which I have enough of, instead of face wash, which I am entirely out of. Ulta was fun 😆 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 06/11/2025There's a line from a spoken word poem I'm obsessed with, that keeps running through my head this week: "...you can’t be this afraid of losing everything If you don’t love everything first. Because you have to have a soul-crushing hope that things will get better To be this afraid of missing it." 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/10/2025If I had magic powers, the first things I would do would be to make my skin never be dry or itchy ever again, and my hair would always be immediately amazing and exactly what I want. There'd be a lot of other stuff I'd do as soon as that was sorted, but man I'd get so much more accomplished... 030
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Over the course of the next month I have to finish a chapter of my dissertation, fly to California to officiate my best friend's wedding, and prepare/present a guest lecture for a queer studies class on Care and Crisis. (And do my day job.) At some point one wonders if one is stretched too thin... 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Please feel most free to read my first, very seasonal and topical, Substack post. The link to my Substack is in my bio, which feels like a supremely douchey thing to say but is none the less true! Enjoy! Share with friends (or foes, whatever) 030
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Whoever it is Disney has writing for these damn Zombies movies, I want some of whatever that guy is on. Never in all of my days have I read a series of plot summaries more simplistic but somehow impossibly convoluted at the same time. I am baffled, confused, and moderately distressed, I won't lie. 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 03/08/2025If you ever read The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn in school, you NEED to read this graphic novel. The storytelling is amazing, the art is stunning, the history is accurate, and it should, in my humble opinion, be required reading along with Huck Finn. 040
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Whoever is responsible for romanticizing Southern Summers needs to answer for their crimes. I'm covered in pricker bush scratches, bug bites, and sunburn. Southern Summers are not romantic, they are a sweaty swamp, and I will never understand anyone who says otherwise. 120
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Finally watched Sinners last night and now that's gonna be a problem for everyone around me because I do NOT intend to shut up about it. So y'all can look forward to THAT for a while... 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Here's the thing. I'm grown. I live with my partner, I pay my bills, I have a whole job, and I'm working on an advanced degree. There is nobody. And I do mean nobody. I'd rather have take me to a medical procedure than my mama. That lady is ALWAYS my #1 choice. Bar none. 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Y'all I am about sick to gd death of living through "interesting times." Sick to my back fkn teeth of it. 030
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 15/06/2025My favorite part about both Mamma Mia movies is that absolutely none of the male leads have literally any business singing OR dancing, but here they are doing it with glee and aplomb. More of this, please. 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Please understand that Bird's Nest Roy is my new favorite character in Disco Elysium, because the idea of a storybook character/place being an ontological necessity is exactly the kind of absurdist academia humor I show up to the party for. 040
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 11/06/2025My job really do just be putting us in situations sometimes. Absolutely bat shit situations, but like, hey! It's a living! (Sort of) 030
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 05/06/2025In some incredibly Southern™️ nonsense, I went to a new doctor this morning (because my body remains a train wreck), and the receptionist is my boyfriend's best friend's twin brother's girlfriend. 030
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Heading out to Big Lick ComicCon NOVA today to make some noise about my dissertation study. Stay amazing! 010
Reposted by CeciMonsterDanny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I don't know if there is a more appropriate goodbye to Loretta Swit, than her last scene in MASH in the series finale. Loretta won two Emmy's for her role as Major Houlihan. 550165743071
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 26/05/2025People keep acting like generative AI is inevitable, but y'all... I actually don't even know how to access ChatGPT, and at this point I don't want anyone to tell me. Is it an app? A website? Don't answer these questions, but please: do not think it MUST exist. That is a lie. 030
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 25/05/2025It definitely took some doing there towards the end, but I have completed the Edward Gorey's Dracula in Dr. Seward's Library black & white puzzle. Please feel free to continue to leave me in relative peace, I sent in a job application earlier today that I worked on for hours. 040
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Today at a baby shower for someone at work, I accidentally ended up on a tangent about how, from an objective perspective, the plot of the Disney version of Pinocchio is absolutely batshit insane, and it is a testament to the force of my personality that nobody seemed to find that weird of me... 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I really thought I was having a full blown menty b because I was so gd fatigued I could barely function. Turns out actually somehow AFTER getting an iron infusion, my iron levels have tanked further, so that's causing the fatigue... ...now, to be fair, finding THAT out may cause that menty b anyway 020
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I'm handling things, generally speaking, VERY well, actually. (Nobody speak to me for the next several hours thnx) 130
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Despite the sheer, unfettered chaos and exhaustion that was this last week, I had a truly delightful time at @pcaaca.bsky.social and am so grateful for the experience, as always. 💚🩵🩷💛 030
CeciMonster @cecimonster.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Explaining to an Uber driver in New Orleans that I live in a state where liquor purchases must happen at a state-run liquor store that's closed on Sundays was probably one of the funnier experiences of my life to date. He was flabbergasted. 120
Reposted by CeciMonsterAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/04/2025When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. -Turkish proverb 210212084327