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Terminal.lurker

@cdss.bsky.social
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Doom scroller, lurker, music producer, tenured professor.

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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ollie North has entered the chat.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A gas station listing its diesel price as $8.899.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The box was so ridiculous my friends and I still quote it today.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"I have been known to lick myself from time to time."
Triumph the Insult comic dog with his characteristic cigar and a gold bow tie.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"I don't know what that is... some kind of male strip show or something."
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Roger Miret (Agnostic Front): "This next song is the title track from our album Victim in Pain. This song is also called Victim in Pain."
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sarrl...?
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If you buy lettuce today you might as well be playing Russian stoolette.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Indeed
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"...and this time, I MEAN IT!"
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hello!
Macro photo of a root borer's face.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Cue Collossus rage sound.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You little ripper!
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy caturday to all those who celebrate!
A snowshoe cat resting on someone's been with his eyes closed in complete relaxation.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
He really needs dog ears like Rowlf.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
More like A2A.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
As a professor, I don't trust AI detectors. After listening to the CEO of Pangram describe a 99% effectiveness for his service on Odd Lots, I decided to use the method I've used to trick every other AI detection tool. It did take one or two additional prompts, but still. I remain undefeated!
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Actually, it's Genesis Climber MOSPEADA AKA Robotech: The New Generation in America. Not Macross. This concludes this test of the emergency middle aged gate keeping jerk (me!) system.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
cough cough
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
"Hmmm... let's see: 1. Pull fire alarm? 2. Call in sick? 3. Hope the President starts a war?"
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Good time for one of these.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
[Whistler voice] "Blaze..."
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You don't even need to add text.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
...man
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I've got 1.44 for ya right here.
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Only Iron Fist Alexander knows...
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
"Send me in, Coach."
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Terminal.lurker @cdss.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The prequel set in the future:
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