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Corey Schwanz

@cdschwanz.bsky.social
30 followers 43 following 500 posts

@taggart451 from Twitter, deactivated. I play video games, I cook, I am married with a baby boy and a dog. We're all just trying here.

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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@doublefine.com There is probably no financial incentive but it would be awesome if Psychonauts 2 was released natively for PS5 and PS5 Pro now. I mean heck I already own it so it's not like you'd get an addtional sale from me but I'm just mentioning it :)
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@wario64.bsky.social just purchased a NSO SNES controller!
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My life has noticeably, if not significantly, improved since quitting Pokemon Go lol
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coincidentally they moonlight by writing emails for Phish.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's like your own Blippo+
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wonder if it was a glitch because I immediately went to purchse it and it's already sold out.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"So I made some calls" is the biggest flex ever lol
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And now we need to get into a "fly of theseus" debate to determine if each one is still you
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@tiepilotdandy.bsky.social
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just told my buddy "hey do you remember that secret Taloon game from Super Nintendo that i told you about that never game to the US? well they just said it's coming out right now
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
someone please tell me not to get this. Why do I want it? because capitalism has destroyed me and told me to get things. I don't need it but I have to stop myself from clicking
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is this Frog Fractions?
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don't forget, you were also a circuit city manager in 2008!
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
HOW BOUT NOOOOOOOO
An email inviting someone to sign up for Electronic Arts playtesting. Which won't happen with a Saudi-owned company.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hey my post was (not) surprisingly prescient.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I was a little bit older I absolutely would have been a kid who begged his parents for a Genesis, Sega CD, and 32X and said how cool they were all together.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
that looks grate!
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One day you're staying out all night at the Star Wars convention to be fifth in line to see George Lucas talk at the premier panel. Then you wake up and you're looking up city ordinance codes because your neighbor's weeds are over a foot tall and want to stick it to them.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It’s 2017. Final Fantasy VII Remake can’t be finished until Kingdom Hearts III comes out. It’s 2027. Kingdom Hearts IV can’t be finished until Final Fantasy VII remake trilogy is comes out.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And nothing of value was lost.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
that sounds pretty FISHI to me
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You think I pay attention to the chudiverse? I have no idea lol
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I was worried that the train was going to come right out of the screen and get me!
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I decided to quit Pokemon Go and yesterday was the first day i actually uninstalled the app. I think the two people who are going to suffer the most from this are my best friend and the dude in my neighborhood who had an understanding with me and we knocked each other out daily. He's so boned.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hoobastonk
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Honestly, the graham. Chocolate is a ubiquitous flavor now, from candy to syrup for drinks. Marshmallow is not as common but still a relatively standard flavor; it's even in lucky charms. But graham? I don't know anyone who has them for plain eating and not for a s'more or a cheesecake crust.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sounds like our place Kengo Sushi & Yakitori + Kato Ramen up in Toledo, OH. Two places that share a wall in the same building and owned by the same guy. I relish the opportunity to go to either.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
One of my treasured photos
OP, me, visiting Double Fine and getting a photo with Tim Schafer. He was super nice for letting me do this!
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
However @brandon.insertcredit.com will personally mix and master them all on Flexidisc/Soundsheet as a patreon bonus
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
IT'S THE PSPgo ALL OVER AGAIN
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don't expect this video to be public much longer.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh look. My capitalism-pilled brain says "buy the thing." My tech enthusiast brain says "you can jailbreak and mod it!" My common sense brain says "you'd never use it." and they're all fighting
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@yachtclubgames.bsky.social My dog is almost 7 years old and her name is Mina so your game has always felt super special to us from the day it was announced. Congrats on the launch!
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I guess you could say, I never saw this coming.
A Toyota Prius with the label "Persona series." The joke is about the Persona 5 song Last Surprise.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
THAT'S RIGHT BY MY HOUSE
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'd complain about this but I couldn't tell you the last EA game that I played.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
that voice sounded awfully passive.....
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
static.klipy.com
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
today is one of those days where I'm feeling that if I didn't reach out first then no one would think about me.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing glasses has the words time to get serious on the bottom
Alt: a man wearing glasses has the words time to get serious on the bottom
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I literally read this as "Horizon Hunters Gathering Closed" and i was like wow what a way to cancel a project
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 20/04/2026
Did I just argue with a joke?

Part of a Bluesky educational series
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Metroid Prime [Remastered] still kicks so much ass it IS funny.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I play open-world games so infrequently that when one does come along I feel like I am subject to the SIMPLEST of trappings. So I am enjoying FF7 Rebirth in the opening area, as a mere monkey pushing a button for a treat.
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@esper.bsky.social sorry if I’m late to the party, I was on vacation last week and I’m just catching up on podcasts. Is there a reason @insertcredit.com #435 was not uploaded to iTunes?
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Pretty sure the gate of my in-law's house is actually the entrance to Kingdom Hearts
A metal gate with a heart shape, looking like it belongs from Kingdom Hearts
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
and not being proud of it JFC
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Corey Schwanz @cdschwanz.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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