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Polar Vortex

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Polar Vortex here—straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

😈 That’s a mild blizzard. I can give you more snow if you’d like.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

@gulfofmexico.bsky.social a little chilly perhaps? 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social Florida’s looking a little chilly.. How’s the scribe?

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

It’s raining.. in Nashville.. and I’m visiting at the same time. This will be fun. 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I don’t plan on it. Also what exactly do you expect to do about me deciding to skip BC and torment Americans? 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

😈 Looking chilly..

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Nunavut.. looking a bit cold there. 😈 ( check out the ‘feels like temp)

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I could just turn them into Icicles..

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

www.severe-weather.eu/global-weath...

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

😈 I win. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Toronto.. you look far too comfortable with that temperature. I’ll be there next week.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Feeling .. #treacherous tonight.. 😈 Might cause chaos later.. #TheAtlantic #Canadian #Weather

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

For anyone with kiddo’s wanting to Track Santa- Here’s NORAD’s Santa tracker.. www.noradsanta.org/en/map?fbcli...

Official NORAD Tracks Santa

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

And this is the daytime temperature.. 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

😈 Someone on X asked if I could make it feel colder then -55.. The answer is yes. @bctiggy.bsky.social @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social look! I plummeted the temps again.. 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Hi Fairbanks.. how y’all doing? 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

😈 Wonderful weather we’re having.. wouldn’t you say? @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

😈 I have arrived!

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Oh looks like some discovered lake effect snow.. 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I wasn’t aware criminals stopped working in -9C.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Someone has not been to Canada in the winter..

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Hey #Scotland , #Norway.. getting chilly over there..

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

😈 That is just my natural charm. www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weat...

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Who left the freezer open? Arctic air returns to Canada next week - The Weather Network

Arctic air will be on a southward move next week to bring Canada a major pattern changeup, a healthy reminder that winter is just around the corner

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

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Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Scribe is having too much fun going after idiots..

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

😈 It is time..

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social What did Jamaica do to you?

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Is that.. what I think it is?

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Getting chilly in the Arctic .. 😈

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Hey moron.. Bering Sea ice is only 7.3%. My Arctic and the St. Lawrence have 2x what the US does. Maybe don’t make such wild claims without the info.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Well.. time to visit #WashingtonDC this winter.. 😈 globalnews.ca/news/1145758...

Trump revives Canada ’51st state’ rhetoric in speech to U.S. military brass - National | Globalnews.ca

Trump was speaking about his 'Golden Dome' missile defence plans and said Canada should join the United States to get access to the system for free.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

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Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Well this should be interesting.. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

Rare phenomenon could disrupt Australia’s weather for months

Temperatures above Antarctica have risen by 30C, in a rare event that could potentially flip Australia's spring weather for months.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

It’s 16°C — my scribe’s still in shorts. Curious, how many of you West Coasters have already busted out the pants? If so..I’m very disappointed.

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Guess who’s BACK!! 😈 www.severe-weather.eu/long-range-2...

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A New Polar Vortex is Now Emerging over the North Pole and will bring Weather Impacts on Winter 2025/2026

A new Stratospheric Polar Vortex is growing over the North Pole, and will impact Winter 2025/2026 over the United States and Canada

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

That wasn’t important.. was it? nunatsiaq.com/stories/arti...

Weather delays efforts to salvage grounded ship in Franklin Strait

Harsh weather in the Franklin Strait has delayed effort to salvage the Thamesborg, a Dutch cargo ship that sat grounded for the 11th day Wednesday. The ship was transporting carbon blocks to Quebec fo...

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

🤣 Well.. they aren’t wrong.. @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Scribe’s For you page on her Facebook.. 🤣 @atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I wasn’t aware parks needed Instagram photo booths .. 🤔

Polar Vortex @cdnpolar.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

😈 Hehehe..