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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB

@cdm.expert
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Gardener, cook, engineer, startup dork, cosmetic designer, author, photographer, and cranky social critic. Politically I'm far left of Marx. All photographs are mine and copyright Nessiance Photography, 1991 - 2026

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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 12h
You know, of all the random shit I've posted, this is the one I thought would get the music geeks agitated. Damn, but I suck as a provocateur.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 18h
Trump Raped Kids ... and so did a lot of the rest of the political and oligarchic elites. Including at least one Supreme Court justice, every head of an internet goliath, and quite a few others. Go ahead, sue me.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 18h
Good one, thanks, had forgotten that song. Speaking of songs w/ bullets - Concrete Blonde
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 30/09/2026
I'll vote that it is, at this late moment, not only acceptable but necessary to connect the dots between the haters and their grinder hookups. Which they probably put on their government expense card...
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 30/09/2026
Honest talk - in every run I've ever played I nerfed this guy when he first tried to be clever. I just don't like smarmy vampires, I guess. So now I'm curious.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 30/09/2026
Theory: David Bowie's "Ziggy Stardust" is about David Byrne and the Talking Heads. Just sit with it for a minute.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 29/09/2026
As an L.A. boy, I was looking at the cars for a sec, the buildings for a minute, then the air. I had forgotten how nasty the air was in SoCal back then.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 29/09/2026
The lizard inside is well fed? HGH does weird shit to people? Highly specialized body armor?
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 29/09/2026
Paris, 18e, about a block up from most excellent Ethiopian. I remember the color, not the name.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 29/09/2026
"I don't care to answer that question, officer, and I assert my 5th amendment rights." "Am I being detained?" "I have nothing to say without my lawyer present."
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 29/09/2026
It's a **LONG** day but very gratifying, and once you've done it your patience for election hoaxing dimbulbs will go below zero.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 28/09/2026
Bro, we're good on the Popeyes and can forgive the Bojangles, but Chick-fil-A? Them people are Evil Beyond Understanding. Chick-fil-A is MAGA, and you will be judged should you repeat this failure of judgement. Now you gotta try some Pollo Campero!
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 28/09/2026
Our ATL Women did a good job in the second half. Reese didn't land nothin' in the first half, but Canada and Howard and Bonner kept the game alive. The second half turnaround was stellar basketball. Hell, Okot got in and did some damage too, hadn't seen her much. Still going to be a hard run...
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 28/09/2026
recipe please!
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 28/09/2026
A photographer I shadowed in the before times did a set of art nudes with her long before fame. I still have the folio w/ his comments and signature. Have to dig that up. A model I shot about ten years ago is doing pretty damn well in the drag punk scene. Have to ask them if they want to do a set
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 28/09/2026
i myself cannot read on a damn screen
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 28/09/2026
better if they are a few years old, with just a bit of a scuff or a dented bumper, they looked lived in - and invisible. used to have a van like that, even had the roof rack with a couple of ladders.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 28/09/2026
i've used cacao powder, coffee powder, peanut butter, or cinnamon + turmeric ... depending on the need. all good!
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 28/09/2026
... and since the system ain't working, some lead posioning.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
EXACTLY. Damn. Our Women of ATL are up in just a bit to remind everyone that the South Still Has Something to Say.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
BTO is on my Very Short List of bands from that era that hold up. Some of Blue Oyster Cult, Black Sabbath, and ... ... well, almost all the punk.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
Anyway, were you planning to pay taxes again? This is what is being done with your $$$ as well as killing brown children around the world and supporting genocide against the hated Semites by the privileged Semites.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
Every fortune is built on a great crime.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
I never could figure out the hate on Fisher King. Allegory and allusion are best wrapped in absurdity for theatre. Maybe the problem is film people don't like theatre.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
I love the way AI lyrics are so technically perfect and spot on... ... oh, wait, I'm thinking of HUMANS doing the trasnscription. NVM
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
I can't remember who said it or the exact words, but along the lines of: "A woman should always wear red lipstick when she wants to feel beautiful." Good look on you, very pretty :-*
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
The amount of money spent smearing progressives (and even "liberal" Dems) is **ASTONISHING** Here in GA I'm getting two to four calls/texts and multiple mailers daily. Low info potential voters believe the lies, the lies are very well funded and constitute the majority of the air we breathe.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
An excellent high level 'splainer on why AI is so fucking evil and also the legal cases enabling oligarchy. www.theregister.com/columnists/2... Remember, it's pretty easy to build a guillotine w/ modern hand tools.
theregister.com
Big AI's content problem: Take the work, keep the money
The more we learn about how AI does business, the more unfair it looks
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
Dear photography friends. I've given up on "social" media (I'll get shut down for posting the same image as one of my models, who gets 3k likes) and so ... ... looking for a simple webhosting site with a reasonable set of stupidly simple templates, ability to have an "are you a legal adult" check
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
Y'all, when you are out on I-70 between Denver and Salt Lake City, you got three stops: 1) Get off interstate and see Leadville, then 2) Stay off and come down the old highway S then W to the Black Canyon, loiter a bit, then 3) W and N to Grand Junction for the Colo Ntl Monument.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 27/09/2026
sorry there's a solid core of reprehensibles, the ones who are now suddenly coming around because their fucking petrol is expensive, who didn't give a fuck about civil rights or the constitution or brown people being murdered or ICE revising the KKK or consumer protections being destroyed. cunts
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it make some sense already 😳😡
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 26/09/2026
i do wonder how it is that if they didn't get any prison time and are still walking around - none of them have gotten lead poisoning?
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hard to describe how proud I'd be of the Irish team if they refused to play this match. Probably equal to the disgust I feel towards the FAI and Government for putting them in this position.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 26/09/2026
THIS
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 26/09/2026
We have an unplanned rescue mini yorkie-poo and he is 4 kg of endless love and excitement. Strongly recommend. This little guy just needs a haircut and a lap to cuddle in!
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 26/09/2026
That is one of the great hidden treasures... and it's just fifteen minutes from a city with hotels
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 26/09/2026
Who are the subcontractors building these things? ... just a thought
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 26/09/2026
Please add line dancing to the Very Long List of things us wipipo need to apologize for.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 26/09/2026
yes please, also take Chelsea down
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 26/09/2026
I will eat beans for the rest of my life if all those assholes go broke and blow away. Beans, because if you are only opposed to fucked up evil shit when it effects you, then you are some kind of evil motherfucker. You ain't worth a hill of beans, that is. Fuck them all and let them suffer.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 26/09/2026
damn, if you can't make a profit laundering, or laundering money, you a damn fool ... hmmm, i note the similarity you mention may apply
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 25/09/2026
See also myy rollup on other FDA shenanigans: www.cdm.expert/blog/i-might...
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I might be wrong - but... — Can Do Medical - Solving Complex Problems for Device Commercialization
Oh hell, the FDA is a mess now that the Rapist in Chief turned a nepobaby brainworm loose to “fix” HHS. Thing is, if Trump wasn’t blowing up every international relationship we could probably weather ...
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 25/09/2026
Introducing Mama Joro, Queen of the Back Porch. Her body is over an inch long, 3 cm. She and her sisters allow us to open the doors without flies, mosquitos, etc. All hail our immigrant spiders, doing 3x the work of the rest of us here in the Sullen South of Ameristan. Now something to eat kudzu
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 25/09/2026
This is more fun when I'm doing shoots. "OOOOOH! You have your own ideas, let's rock!"
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 25/09/2026
The potential employers did, once upon a time, at least offer a coffee to interviewees. Does anyone get a job by interviewing? I thought we had reached peak nepo!
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 25/09/2026
Do you know that it is almost impossible to lose money running a laundromat? Hell, the PEMFs are hoovering them up. That'll be great...
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 25/09/2026
ahem allow me to translate to standard Ameristan Bar English Florida is Amurika's limp dick with clap drip.
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Scott Hampton, Cranky GenX SOB @cdm.expert · 25/09/2026
people don't understand statistics, respectfully, and i've had this discussion w/ NPR and AP. How much? Times 5? Times 10? 50 times as much? nope - more than 130 TIMES AS MUCH - let that sink in. for the CEO class, a Mercedes a day keeps the workers away!
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