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표트르 교포트킨

@cdk.bsky.social

167 followers 366 following 264 posts

annoying about everything failed mathematician, failed programmer, soon-to-be failed lawyer 💙💜❤️

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

dumb "ai-coached dating" app popped up on the TL and it has a "standards calculator" (a "how reasonable are your expectations" kinda thing), and the math is fucking awful--i think they assumed that the variables are ind.? my "rarity" was like 14/164m, but basically any other biglaw asshole qualifies

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Since time is a flat circle, might as well just reuse the same discourse from last time that dumb picture was posted

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

> Most lawyers simply call this "conducting legal research" lmfao

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

published in 1994 btw; you morons wouldn't be so tedious if you weren't so confident in being a dumbass

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

does replying four times unprompted over the course of an hour while I'm cooking dinner count as defensive

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

My lovely kitty

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

Ignore the fur on the bed lol

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

got scared of the fireworks so made me work in bed next to her

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

let me use the bathroom in peace pls

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

my babyyy

old, black chihuahua with white fur near her nose and eyes lying belly down on a bed

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 21/05/2023

iykyk

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표트르 교포트킨 @cdk.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

very funny that one of the foundational cases to the horrifying nightmare that is the us immigration regime is still butchering mr. chae's name over a century later