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Christopher

@cdhermelin.bsky.social
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host/mixologist for So Many Damn Books, typewriter for Roving Typist, recapper for I’m a Celebrity Dog Get Me Out Arf Here cdhermelin.com

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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 3h
It‘s too early to get a Christmas tree
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
let's hope these new star wars movies feature at least one beloved character: the death star
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one of my favorite things about gilmore girls is, based on the pedagogy, chilton seems like a terrible school
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is a fun one I think, especially if you like lists of books
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if your song isn't out, don't involve me yet
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
which hillary clinton campaign sitcom episode has aged worse? new girl or broad city?
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that last three run of songs on the new weezer is some of their very best
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
whoever makes good vegan detroit pizza first is gonna make a lot of money
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i'd vote to make them not allowed to do this sort of thing but they'd never meet to ratify it
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
don't you hate when children hear about the politics that are killing them
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
something about looking at all these takes on the news on blue sky is really depressing
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
at least the dog is sleeping well
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yesssss my spiderman comics are in at the library
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
weezer fans: “high as a kite” or “up in the clouds”
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Life was better before ai and im so sorry to the people born after it that wont know we used to be able to do stuff like make menus and signs
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
at the angry orchard where they make angry orchard cider. but no one will tell me what makes it so angry
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
saw a mustache guy with a fixie outside of a hipster coffee shop wearing a reagan/bush campaign t-shirt. he was kidding right
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a lot of harry potter fandom is basically just liking british stuff. boarding schools, prefects, good chocolate, going to the one pub around, all of these things exist outside of hp. just become an anglophile
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
cause of death clickbait is a real indictment of the media landscape
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
love your trans friends more than harry potter, it is easy
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i'm gonna start calling americanos "canadianos" now too
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
really looking forward to this trickling down
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
gonna start an award for the brightest more colorful movie of the year and make it really prestigious to win somehow
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
finally seeing Lawrence of Arabia, and then I can be done with movies
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
gonna confuse people and open a bar called dropped pin
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
You’re invited to the opening of my 70s themed mediterranean restaurant, it’s called Conversation Pita
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
if youre looking for your next pop diva, check out flowerovlove. her debut album is out today and it’s brill
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
-Stuart Little
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
”lazy day” by Spanky & Our Gang got me feeling like will forte in that football sketch with peyton manning
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
good news everybody I’m gonna go see cheekface next month. bought a concert ticket and everything
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
working on a grand connected theory of weezer and spiderman now that i know that the first tobey one and maladroit came out within weeks of each other, just like gold and brand new day
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i believe Madonna when she keeps intoning “i know where the bodies are buried” on that song with Sabrina
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
new weezer album good
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
feeling like j jonah jameson the way I’m training my algorithm to only show me spiderman edits
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
someday I'm going to log in to linkedin and i'll have a real job offer. something cool. i feel the exact same way about buying lottery tickets
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
really hoping this beatles biopic works, i think it will renew interest in my project "beatles babies" where the beatles are babies
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
hard to believe it, but one in three people think everything he's doing is great and we're winning. one in three. so not him, or her, but yeah probably him
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
can someone who is close to Andre 3000 remind him of his Johnny Vulture persona? He said he had a whole album, where is it? #wemissyoujonnyvulture
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
is it really an easter egg in your book or is it just a veiled reference to a past work? i love those decorated eggs and i've been burned before
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they should make a live action remake of spiderman into the spider-verse
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
leslie knope's anti-library stance means I'd never vote for her
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Wish I liked lord of the rings, you guys seem to have a good time
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
shrinking is a great tv show if you ever want to watch people sit on a bench
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If the price of your residency is too shockingly expensive to be included on your post carousel, it’s probably too high
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
saw that latest footage of mars. looks like it sucks, let’s just stay here
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
1. They’re good dogs brent 2. The “nevertheless” Trump tweet 3. 30-50 Feral hogs 4. 50 cent trash rant
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
if I spent a considerable portion of my life translating the odyssey, and then a lot of people said my translation inspired a movie that i thought was soulless, empty, and ugly, i think i'd publish endlessly too
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
pikmin bloom to the polls
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
going to go see the new spider man movie. watch this space for my thoughts
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Christopher @cdhermelin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
get off Bluesky and go bother your dog
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