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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 14h
Suspects frequently return to the scene
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 15h
# DIV/0!
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 15h
My favorite thing about Google Sheets is that the formulas are just different enough from Excel that you have to look them up every time.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 22h
If they include commercial properties, those may be pushing the number up due to dollar volume. Lots of large offices and apartment complexes are underwater and unable to refinance, though properties in that price range tend to get workouts or trade off market.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 23h
Nobody does a short sale by choice, not even the bank.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Small intestine speed run
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The president is a political genius with world class management skills but is continually hampered by a lack of good advisors?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CRE seller capitulation is visible in on-market pricing.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tucker is going to have a very bad day when he learns of the Indo-European language family.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tucker Carlson also shocked to learn that big people are not necessarily wealthier than small people.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Technically Biscuits. The best kind of biscuits.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your Honors, the President strangled that sex worker in his official capacity to enforce labor and health care regulations
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wasn’t the whole thing with Trump v US that they refused to draw any clear lines around official conduct and would decide it case by case in the future?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who the fuck gave this kid $450,000 in the first place?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I sign Denny’s menus
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Go Rockies
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I worked for a social work org for many years, so my brain automatically reads SI as suicidal ideation. Definitely a little on the nose.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am I the only one who read Trump’s quote to the tune of “The Cisco Kid”?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Where is your block of pink Himalayan, plebe?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck gold. Benchmark the dollar to CostCo hot dogs.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should we maybe be concerned that the tariff collections are being diverted to private accounts?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Strait of Magellan is gonna be closed before this is over
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Screech’s high score for most fucked up career after Saved By The Bell remains unbeaten
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If a Democrat in Kentucky can say it, there’s no excuse for anyone else to hedge.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m old enough to remember Rocktober
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also one of the scorpions was pregnant because it cheated with the other scorpion’s neighbor’s cousin’s ex who happened to be a server at Chili’s they both had a crush on
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where’s your scrimshaw?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But if they don’t launder Trump’s lies how will they maintain access to the guy who uses them to launder his lies?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SUPPEN-KASPAR KEHRT ZURÜCK Er isst keine Suppe, nein
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have founded a new school of philosophy. I call it Correct Beliefism.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Starting to doubt my business idea for yogurt piñatas
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Same energy
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A logarithmic chart for the S&P would really drive home that after the Dot Com bust, it took 12 years to hit that price again. Even longer adjusted for inflation.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI Elizabeth Holmes seems way more human than real Elizabeth Holmes. Which is scary because think how much more fraud she could commit using AI-generated charisma.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t agree with that part. If you need to wet your throat that’s just how it is. But coffee is not a necessity, creates an awkward imposition or distraction, and kinda says “I couldn’t be bothered to get caffeinated before the interview”.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kids these days rotting their brains with PS5 will never know the simple joy of hiding goatse in a fake URL in your AIM away message
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know your cat loves you when it leaves a trail of some other animal’s internal organs leading to thoughtfully presented carcass.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The interviewer’s desk and trash can? A water bottle can be set on the floor if needed, it won’t spill, but a doing that with coffee is tempting fate.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s 2026 and the biggest obstacle to ridding government of pedophiles is that Democrats are afraid of how awkward it would be to call someone a pedo and then see them in the hallway during one of their like 19 work days in the whole year.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Definitely the kind who wants their container back immediately.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because where are you going to set it? And throw away the cup? But I don’t see why a water bottle would be a problem.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More salient question is, what did medicine smell like in the pioneer days?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, Dr. Oz, it’s fraud if you pay your insurance premium every month and don’t submit claims
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOP 2010: If we give people insurance they’ll over use it fraudulently GOP Now: They aren’t using the insurance so obviously it’s fraud
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would it affect other countries’ willingness to sell us crude oil if they can’t buy the resulting distillates?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sports are by far the least important thing in society. Literally nobody’s rights are subordinate to “fairness in sports”. If we for some reason ever actually have to choose between “fairness in sports” and trans rights… trans rights wins! For the love of god think about the trade you’re making.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can you consent to sleeping with Matt Gaetz?
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You’re right to call me out on that - technically the runway is wide enough for three airplanes, but I understand now that it’s impractical and potentially fatal to everyone onboard.
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Switch from ad-supported to ad-enhanced!
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CDG-GTR @cdg-gtr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He’s built a few short tunnels. But the company has used massive project proposals to disrupt other infrastructure investments and then never actually moved on the plans.
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