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David Ross

@cdaveross.bsky.social
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PNW web-performance specialist; into cooking, craft beer & cider, otter pics, & intersectional support. (He/They)

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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The idea that immediately came to me on reading today's strip (apologies to Disco Elysium) Fantastic story arc, definitely read Swan Boy if you aren't already.
A stylized painting from the game Disco Elysium, with a man in a jacket firing a revolver off-panel & a ghost guiding his shot. Crudely overlaid upon this is two Swan Boy characters, a lizard & a swan, emulating the same pose. Caption is "God, please..." with two sixes rolled on two dice. A child is looking on in awe in the corner.
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Chuck's Hop Shop in #seattle, 16th anniversary. Cheers to making it this far. Thai Lay's Max, extra ridged ghost pepper extra chili. Mild enough on chip 1 you wonder what the fuss is 1, hot enough halfway through the bag you understand.
Taster glass of a yellow, mildly clear beer next to a red & black bag of Thai potato chips
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Consider the 18-musubi mold
A metal grid for making musubi with
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
There's a sight to see, freshly published in time for #PerfNow. Talk by @tunetheweb.com , an excellent walkthrough on how to get the most out of a truly powerful tool www.etsy.com/codeascraft/...
A speaker in front of a stage, presenting a graph of Time to First Byte before & after a speculation rules experiment, writeup at https://www.etsy.com/codeascraft/search-prefetching-performance
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
If there's not issues serving a one-off bottle for an event, I have a fun tea-related rarity that might be of interest: De Garde Brewing, The Qi blend 1 Spontaneous wild ale aged for 2 years in oak barrels with 47-year Pu'er tea leaves
Black & white beer label:
De Garde brewing, The Qi blend 1
Spontaneous wild ale aged for 2 years in oak barrels with 47-year Pu'er tea leaves
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Approximate-birthday fare: Filipino fried chicken, mixed pickled vegetables, garlic fried rice, coconut collard greens, monggo beans & rice, pancit noodles, dipping vinegar & hot sauce (from a local shop) & then a raspberry lambic chai jam bun with pearl sugar & cream cheese frosting (self-made)
Fried chicken on a plate with pickles, rice, noodles, & two bottles of sauce behind themA spiral dessert bun, looking like a cinnamon roll but with jam filling & scone doughA spiral jam bun with a dollop of frosting on top, on a plate. There are other plates with the same around it.
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Mapo tofu refried beans & Sichuan queso. This one came to me in a dream. Worked well with chips, would do well over rice. Did well with some sour cream & guacamole; would also take to some pickled onions or jalapenos readily.
A bowl containing queso dip, mapo tofu refried beans, & a line of scallionsA stovetop with a saucepan of queso dip & a spatula sticking out, next to a wok full of mapo tofu refried beans
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Not quite the same process, but I recently got my first taste of it at a city park glass studio, making glass otters! I was reminded of your threads about your experiences throughout
Miniature glass sea ottersA guy in goggles in front of a flame, holding glass tubes in the fire
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I was lucky enough to be interviewed by #webperf community icon @henrihelvetica.bsky.social at #PerfNow 2024. What a whirlwind conference, it's always energizing to be around this many people interested in beating back the tide of webpage bloat & inaccessible sites
Two men in hats talking in front of a streaming setup, with microphones & cameras & lights. People are walking in the backgroundTwo men in hats speaking face to face into handheld microphones in front of a streaming camera
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
From yesterday's end-of-day session - Bourbon Barrel Stroopwafel stout
A beer bottle with a black label, "Block 15 Brewing - Imagine Belgian-style imperial stout matured in bourbon barrels with stroopwafels"
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
They aren't kidding calling #perfnow 'the church of performance'; beautiful venue
A stage in a former church, "performance.now" on a screen"
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David Ross @cdaveross.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Meet Jojo & Lulu!
Grey cat sleeping flat on a fermentation heating matTabby cat looking up at the camera with belly exposed
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