Jane Schoenbrun has a real knack for making movies that always have me questioning if I truly understand what I’m watching before the ending makes me realize that I do indeed understand what I’m watch...

If I told you exactly what other people are saying about this movie, calling it The Hangover mixed in with Eternal Sunshine and a splash of Spider-Verse, you’d look at me crazy. But it’s entirely true...

“YEAH!! VIDEO GAMES!!” Zach Cregger really pulled it off, a Resident Evil movie that actually feels like Resident Evil, with a protagonist that feels like it properly represents the player being throw...

It’s fine. Nowhere close to as bad as what people are suggesting, but perhaps it being just fine is also the problem, as I had high expectations and really wanted to love it. Wonky as hell, but still ...

From the lens of an actual adaptation of Mario Galaxy, it’s not great and kind of a mess. But from the standpoint of a sequel to the first film, it’s still a fun and enjoyable time.

Genuinely might be the most whimsical R-rated movie I’ve ever seen, if not top 5.

It’s so simple, but at the same time, it’s completely genius. You would think that a movie from the 50s where a bunch of dudes deliberate for an hour and a half would be boring as hell, but it’s the e...

That final battle is actually some of the hardest shit I’ve ever seen in my life, long runtime be damned. Absolutely insane how something that was made over 70 years ago looks this dope.

Note to self: Between this, Perfect Blue and Smile 2, weird hallucinatory movies about pop stars are apparently my thing. I found this one pretty fascinating as I admired what it was setting out to do...

Genuinely what in the FUCK is David Zaslav’s issue, bruh? The fact that this movie almost never saw the light of day is borderline criminal.

Imagine if the Before trilogy had a baby with Uncut Gems, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible.

I’ll admit that I don’t know too much about the source material, though this makes me want to check it out, because this actually kinda rocked. The way it built up the atmosphere, tension and the unse...

……fair play, Nolan, this was sick as hell.

A BEAST SLAYER, A CONQUEROR’S CONQUEROR, THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS, THE ULTIMATE NEEDLE MOVER, THE HEAD OF THE TABLE, THE SPIDEY CHIEF, IN GOD MODE HIMSELF. I’ve always loved Tom Holland’s Spider-Man, and...

I mean it’s another dumb shark movie so we knew what we were getting into, but whichever writer was responsible for how Lana Condor’s character portrayed absolutely had to have been ragebaiting us, be...

I’ve always said that The Miz should’ve been Johnny Cage, and I’m usually half joking but also being kinda serious when I say it. But now I’m beating that drum even more because Karl Urban as Johnny C...

For the events of both movies happening to you in the span of 48 hours and not walking away with a boatload of trauma has to be some sort of special feat. Fun sequel!  It’s also a very strange sight t...

Solid idea for a reimagining, and I dug quite a few things here, but overall, it’s alright. Dacre Montgomery was great, though.

Talking animal movie stocks haven’t been this high up since Paddington 2. Not even exaggerating, this genuinely might be the most charming movie of the year.

Sometimes you need a friend to excitedly remind you of this movie’s existence because I am genuinely baffled that I never heard of this as a kid. It was actually cute as hell.

“I’m Johnny Knoxville, and I’m about to be arrested.”

Was worried how I’d feel about this with all of the extremely divided reactions I’ve seen from practically everyone I know that has already seen it, but this completely worked for me. The pacing was a...

Toy Story 3 was as perfect of an ending to a trilogy as you could get. Toy Story 4 didn’t need to exist but it served as a wonderful epilogue. I think we were all understandably skeptical when this on...

…you know what, maybe Indy did deserve that Astra win after all.

I’ve seen several posts talking about how 2026 has been a banner year for horror so far, and I immediately noticed how none of those posts ever brought this movie up.  I now understand why.

I think I would’ve just preferred a fourth season, but this was still fun and I am not immune to Grogu propaganda.

This is the concoction you get if you mixed Zootopia with Space Jam and a little hint of Like Mike. This 100% would’ve been one of my favorite movies as a kid.

Everyone understandably gets annoyed or skeptical whenever another movie carries the buzz of being labeled the “scariest movie of the year” but you know what, fair play to this one, because nothing ca...

If there was a list of “sequels that didn’t need to be made but they still ended up really fucking good”, this would likely be in the top 10.

Watching dumb shark movies with a shark-loving friend never fails. This was silly as expected, but enjoyable. Crawl did it much better, though.

Everything that’s been said about this movie and its major deviations from the original story have already been said, so I’ll just throw in a few extra thoughts: It’s boring, not nearly as freaky as t...

One of those movies that I wasn’t sure how I was gonna feel, but then ended up winning me over in the end. Amanda Seyfried gives a great performance, and I was really obsessed with the hypnotic choreo...

If you want the Joker and Harley-fication of Frankenstein’s monster and the Bride, then this is for you.  I was originally on board for a modern re-telling/re-imagining of Bride of Frankenstein, becau...

Respect to Chris Stuckmann for getting this movie off the ground, that’s commendable no matter which way you look at it. He’s got a pretty decent visual eye for this, and the first half had me hooked,...

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The theater audibly groaned every time Joe Jackson walked into frame, that nigga was a special kind of evil. This movie suffers from the usual biopic tropes of feeling too formulaic and moving too fas...

“They exterminating us, nigga!” A bit too slow and serious for my liking, but gets pretty fun and outrageous once things pick up. How is this the third movie I’ve seen where CM Punk plays a cop?

I got nothing. Just like this movie.

This was a horror movie. I loved it.

👎🏾 Niggas got me emotional over a rock. 👎🏾

Congratulations to Scream 3 for no longer being the worst movie in the entire franchise. Perhaps I judged you too harshly… The thing that really annoyed me with the marketing (or lack thereof) for thi...

This movie’s popularity already fell into its lap with the Lizard meme, and it just so happens that it also ended up being peak as well. I knew I was right to trust it after I saw that it was from the...

This wasn’t the super chaotic and stressful thriller I was expecting it to be, but it sure as heck stuck with me for many different reasons. The final minute of this movie, however… goddamn.

The issue is that this is a 2 and a half-hour movie with a largely uninteresting main character, but it is thrilling af. Joseph Kosinski shooting these racing sequences in ways that got me slapping my...

A slow-burn political thriller that feels so subdued, yet so strong at the same time. But the deeper meaning behind it all is what truly sold me. I’m not too familiar with Wagner Moura, but was he alw...

Fuck, man.

This is probably the closest that modern-day SpongeBob has gotten to the quality of the first few seasons, and that’s the biggest compliment I can give.