Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“hold up, lemme call my oncologist real quick” 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Gave this a whirl: grids.fun/t/about-me-v... 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Feeling extremely proud of myself for clocking Madeleine L’Engle’s “Many Waters” from across the room at a party, just by the distinctive spine: 010 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 22/03/2026people in their 30s/40s: for the last time, we did not order an always-online PvPvE extraction shooter! Bungie: well you coulda told me that before I set it up 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Walked outside the main doors of a children’s museum and was faced with the smallest wettest creature you’ve ever seen: 030 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Society if we had a “I’m going straight” turn signal 010 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 04/02/2025You know what? I *have* built an impressive business with Domino’s. Thanks for noticing, Rich! 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 29/12/2024My phone when I go home for the holidays and don’t need the GPS anymore: 010 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 16/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #226,486! 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 18/04/2024Like a cow being devoured by piranhas in the Amazon 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 04/01/2024I see your “press x to jason” and your “press f to pay respects” and I raise you “press square to play sick solo” 010 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 14/11/2023This part of the NPR article on giant cars being more deadly jumped out at me in particular: 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 22/10/2023Turns out me and Fuecoco have the same moveset 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Why does this grocery store use the Bioshock font? 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 20/09/2023America needs to catch up with England’s chip (crisp) game 010 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 11/09/2023When they say not to judge a book by its cover, this is the book they’re talking about: 000 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Me: oh cool, the DIY electronics repair kit I ordered is here My warranties: 030 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 27/07/2023Not a day goes by that I don’t think about the rammys 010 0
Chase Wheatley @ccwheatley.bsky.social · 26/07/2023Me anytime I see a hard boiled turtle slapper 020 0
