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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

@redditworldnews.bsky.social Just joined The Worst Party, we just got alerted to a mass banning incident involving people criticizing Israel and their leader. Membership card is in the mail.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Holyfedped.com New Worst Party map just dropped.

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Holy FedPed!

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Our glorious leader has announced a "Total Reset" of trade relations with China. This is great news because we've gone through so much trouble to end up back where we started.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

We are now offering 266 Bison Dollars to self deport through an app. We promise that we're not just doing this to mass collect data on immigrants to later arrest them and deport them to some gulag.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

You really don't need more things. Billionaires however do need more things so they can stimulate the economy. It's just common sense.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Dear leader just militarized federal land near the southern border. Because nothing says good neighbors like parking an army at the border.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Proud to announce DOGE has located and cut funding for @schumer.senate.gov spine! Government savings!

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

“This country has gotten bloated and fat and disgusting,” Our glorious presidents had taken a bold step in calling out American health. We're proud to announce the Trump Health Guidance. Burgers, Golf, and keeping your heart rate down. We've only got so many beats, no need to burn them unnecessarily

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Remember kids, just say no to drugs. Because that message was super effective and the war on drugs was an unmitigated success.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

In accordance with recent announcements, we'd like to clarify that he meant KING. Kleptocracy Inherently in New Government.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Understanding the constitution is a base qualification of any government job. However we've found that qualified candidates are like Chicago dogs. Overdressed. Plain Ketchup and Patriots get the job done.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Why trust the government? Trust instead in American Exceptionalism as instituted by some weird South African Immigrant. Tally ho! Embrace the future!

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Due to increasing gastric distress among leopards, we are proud to announce the US Strategic Pepto Bismol reserve!

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

In another win against woke, Easter eggs may now only be Red, White, or Blue!

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

We are proud to introduce the office of Dunning-Kruger, TOP MEN with no knowledge of government operations will review all government operations for inefficiencies.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

In accordance with our continuing commitment to making Canada the 51st state, We are proud to announce that Poutine is now an American dish and shall now be call Freetine. In addition, due to price constraints, Freetine shall be made with cheese whiz instead of cheese curds.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Red counties have suffered too long under the yokes of blue counties. Therefore we are putting forward a plan to seize the means of production and move them to red counties.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

In an effort to combat DEI, all hot dogs must now be eaten with a knife and fork.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

In an effort to drive down egg prices, we are announcing a ban on avian flu. Problem solved, you're welcome.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

We would like to announce a new government agency! The Department of Ritalin & Ketamine. DORK will be led by Elon Musk, who plans to personally test the national supply of these key substances.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

For every one dollar we invest in infrastructure, we get three to eight dollars back over the life of the project. For every one dollar DOGE cuts, Elon gets a cookie and Americans lose access to vital services.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

School choice is just segregation and class war in a trench coat.

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

America only has the best programs, We're exceptional in every way

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

We gotta raise the retirement age, we promise older Americans will only benefit

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The Worst Party @ccrpwa.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Tax cuts for the rich, screw everyone else

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