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Herr Dr FielGüd

@cceasar.bsky.social
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Not a single day goes by that I don't think about this idiot
TL;DR - two dumb bitches telling each other "exxxactlyyy" 

Rev says I love my wife: "We won. A reminder that you are not garbage, a bigot, a nazi, or whatever these freaks threw at you. You love your country and want what's best for everyone. Be proud of that."

@CustomUdonGOAT: "Can't wait to afford groceries again" (featuring a picture of Anya from SpyXSpy enthusiastically holding up a fork and spoon)
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I've been told by reliably stupid people that no one loves a child more than their parents
@dilanesper on twitter: "The Left historically had some very dumb and bad anti-parent beliefs from the 1960's, and passed down urban legends of multitudes of gay and trans kids being subject to abuse. But those beliefs are wrong-- indeed, parents are really the ONLY people who love their children."
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Smol anime character with a spilt drink captioned "I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
On the other site it's even worse than that
On Twitter, @MarkDeReborn11 says "No me importa si Trump es pedofilo o violador, siempre y cuando se chingue a las dictaduras de izquierda en el mundo. Lo que esta en juego es mas importante que un pecado sexual."

Sorry that my keyboard doesn't have the proper accents m(__)m
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
He will never be him
Mike Hughes, the flat earther that tried to make his own rocket to get to space
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
A render of the Earth from Low Earth Orbit with nebulae in the background with the caption "Top 10 Things That Never Happened"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
A Venn diagram with two non-overlapping circles
The red circle on the left is labelled "things that happened"
The blue circle on the right is labelled "this"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Cyberpunk 2077 quote of Keanu Silverhand: "This is a look of un-fucking surprise on my face"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Live crabs in a bucket
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
A group of Japanese "yankee" cosplayers
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
A very affable Dr. Nick Riviera from the Simpsons on a billboard with a pleasant smile and holding a saw

The catch-copy says "tell me what, and I'll cut"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Legit thought they were the same thing But anyway!
A scene from the Simpsons were a bunch of characters placing bets surround and cheer on two chimps engaged in a knife fight
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This fictional book continues to be the single most important piece of literature in human history
The cover of a fictional book titled "Everything I don't like is WOKE: A book for basic dickheads", a seminal tome about the misfortune of modern stupid people
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Might be based on the cargo planes from gundam The gaw, garuda and medea might be inspiration, though they could all be inspired by something else
GawGarudaGaruda Medea
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A reverse pyramid of jenga blocks being supported by a one very brave and  desperate load-bearing jenga block labelled "if"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
The "is this a pigeon meme" with a bookish man pointing at a butterfly asking "is this a trigun"

Also, you should watch Trigun
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Tweet by @furby_hancock

Waiter: so how is everything
Me: great!
Waiter: (disgusted) even war?
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
OH MY GOD! "If you use a VPN the terrorists win!"
Screenshot from Twitter user @AkkadSecretary (sarcastically) saying "Every time you use a VPN, a child dies" over a melodramatic BBC video urging people not to use a VPN to bypass the UK age verification law "for the children"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Split caption image
The top caption says "every king" featuring a picture of Stephen Miller
The bottom caption says "needs a throne" featuring a picture of a cuck chair
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Next time give him measurements only in centimeters
Evil hooded kermit the frog trying to convince regular kermit to commit shenanigans
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Meme drawing of a guy wearing a "thinking cap" and saying "this fucking sucks actually" while pointing at a hotdog on a skateboard board which is appropriately labelled the "literally coolest thing ever"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The top caption says "Are you feeling OK?"
The bottom caption replies "Yeah I'm good"
Below that is a very tired, dishevelled Mona Lisa
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Sorry for the low quality, it was a rush job
A parody of the cover art of the Cyberpunk 2077 song "Chippin' In" with the song title "Chippin' In" replaced with the words "Pinchin' Tip"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
When I'm fighting in WW3 and the Russian soldier coming out of the bushes is some 5'6" balding toothless gopnik with greasy skin and not the 6'3" Adonis Giga-chad I convince myself they are in my creepy sex fantasies
Meme of Mr Krabs looking around confused as he's surrounded by a blurry angry mob
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Simpsons Principle Skinner "out of touch" meme. The top panel features Skinner pondering, asking himself "Am I out of touch?". In the bottom panel Skinner concludes that "No, it's the knowledge that is wrong."
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
A picture of what "appears" to be 2 slugs fighting
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
NYT journalists reading this:
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Why is he trending? What did you do?
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Bessent looking at the economy
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Evergreen
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national security group chat
A cat lady and two kids in a trench coat from the show Bojack Horseman
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I know Ukraine for (err, previously) having the most beautiful civilian cargo plane ever
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Gotta say that this is my favourite bit, tho Gave me a good laugh
"A whimsical mix of playful sarcasm and deep thought, as if David Bowie and a philosophy professor had a live child, and that child discovered Bluesky." "A sensible chuckle"
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Herr Dr FielGüd @cceasar.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This thing certainly has opinions
Herr Dr FielGüd is the "Existential Comic Relief of Bluesky", apparently
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