The Five Stages of Ghetto Grief:
1. Denial; It ain’t gay if dem bawlz don’ tutch…
2. Anger; Fuk you cragga, raceplay iz rayciss!
3. Bargaining; Jus dis once I succ yo BWC… Keep it on da DL aight?
4. Depression; O lawdy I’s iz busted! 🙈
5. Acceptance; Thank You Massa! 🐵🙇🏿♂️