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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM

@cbvt.bsky.social
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Long time lurker turned occasional poster. Mostly Virginia Tech, DC sports (Orioles for baseball). The first step is believing.

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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 3h
Incredible job playing live music you would assume is more produced than performed if you listened to it blind. There was live loop setup they had to do before launching into some of the songs
Bayonne at Union stage
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 6h
Well after that debacle I made it out to union stage, can't lose this one
Crowd shot of a basement music venue
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The app for sports is also the app for DS9
Brooklyn 99 I set the bar too low meme:
I'm a huge fan of ds9!
Okay then name 5 characters.
Weyoun?
That's on me
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still from it's always sunny in Philadelphia with Dennis holding up a crude sign that reads Carmine's: A place for steaks
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks,,,
A pony keg of port city Oktoberfest, freshly tapped
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Four pounds of pretzel acquired. Shout out Heidelberg bakery
A box of two 2 lb pretzels wrapped in plastic
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're in business, folks
Overhead tv at the bar has been switched to ESPN for the impending disaster that is Pitt at Virginia Tech
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently we've got a King Tide in South Florida, whatever the hell that is
Flooded parking lot and access road
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Come to gate C28 in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking
Gate C28 at DCA
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great weather to be playing the team from LA
A soggy Audi field
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Squidbillies meme, thinking about what to say next after "I like trucks"
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
master shake I AM 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD AND I DO NOT NEED THIS.
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Come to the light, in less than an hour
ACC Huddle desk with Taylor, Eddie, Eric, and Jimbo
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm sorry but what the fuck is reduced sodium... salt?
Grocery store aisle with Morton's "Lite Salt" with "50% less sodium than table salt"
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You might think this artist's stage handle is something suggestive but no, because Dutch isn't a real language, it's just his actual last name
Dj on stage with the name "HELSLOOT" illuminated behind him
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just discovered a pressurized variant of the saline sprays, will get you going in the morning
Mucinex saline spray with two settings, one being POWER JET
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just attempted an experiment for a self-contained, portable football setup. It worked!
15 inch lcd monitor, onn Google TV stick with remote, JBL Go 4 for sound, all powered by a Belkin power brick. Vandy has brought the score back to 31-28 NCST
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I guess now we know where Dr. Viper from Swat Kats went to school
Dr. Viper with some jars of insects in his lab. Aside from being green, bears an uncanny resemblance to the OP logo
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This would have been done faster if I hadn't spelled the name incorrectly the first time
The Wegmans "food you feel good about" logo but crudely paint edited to say Weigman and football
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finally back home for a week so I get to channel my inner @huckelcommasean.bsky.social for lunches
Pyrex container (new pyrex, not the good stuff but don't worry it only sees gradual temperature swings) with beans and rice
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seafood restaurant in Lauderdale: how are your crabcakes? (Internally Screams in Maryland): Good, thanks! I willingly do this to myself every time, in fairness
Crabcakes and cole slaw on a plate, the lighting is harsh because of my seat I'm actually at an outdoor bar area that is very nice but the crabcakes seem almost entirely filler except for the occasional faint texture of shell to remind you that there is actually some crab in there
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hard to not enjoy a movie that dares to ask, "Okay so basically what if this guy goes to space?"
Gosling in Nice Guys "My profession is very complicated, okay?"
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Vai, Brasil!
Forget Norway still from weebl kenya cartoon
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Alright folks let's try not to melt
Looking onto the pitch at Audi Field in DC
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There was also this one. Nice try
Integrate technology into teaching, learning, research, and administration of the university

Marked shoehorning LLMs into everything as LOW PRIORITY because there wasn't an option for "Don't"
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Virginia Tech sent out a survey about what is important in the search for the next university president
Two items:

Distinguished record of success in industry, government, or a related field.

Entrepreneurial / Innovative

Both marked NOT IMPORTANT! Get that shit out of here! You're not running a business, the only thing you should be worried about running is the dang ball
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Press + to skip the blood moon cutscene
Glowing red moon looms over the city
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A para guy, you say?
Shy guy with a propeller on his head. Yes yes, technically the name is fly guy but don't ruin the joke
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's great to come back from being off the grid to a bunch of "You ever been to BOSNIA? You ever been in the SHIT?" texts. Clearly I have associated myself with men and women of culture
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Oh this is like a specific kind of cloud now
I couldn't tell you what kind but I know that it is one
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Last one didn't post on time I guess. We got through it though
Wolf trap again, after the rain passed
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You're not the boss of me
Wolf trap lighted sign complaining about weather or some nonsense, saying take shelter. Whatever, you're not my real dad
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You're not the boss of me
Wolf trap lighted sign complaining about weather or some nonsense, saying take shelter. Whatever, you're not my real dad
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
After a lot of frustrating attempts it finally worked out
https://www.82-0.com/share?id=bpGrk3mA1XyGj4C4bc8n
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
He's just being majestic
Dale from King of the Hill standing with a rifle, "Move away from the emu"
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This wouldn't post yesterday, unsurprisingly
In between turn 3 and 4 at the Indy 500, during one of the seemingly rare green flags
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Go Hoosier
Welcome to Indianapolis sign at the airport
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
MAKE HIM SMOOTH
Airplane fuselage with text "THIS AREA MUST BE SMOOTH"
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Back at Dulles after a quick turnaround, A gates this time. Rules and so forth. Let's see them random screen THIS (not actually an invitation)
She did get me with the upsell to the double gin & tonic
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Multiple species of bird it turns out
The oriole bird at a wedding reception
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This wedding has penguins!
It's an actual penguin
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Welcome to Baltimore, moons of Jupiter studied here
Sign on a building that says Johns Iopkins
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I find this email from Kaiser unintentionally (probably?) very amusing Ask your doctor if... (checks notes) sleep... is good for you
Other benefits of napping

* Less stress and anxiety
* Better focus
* More stable mood and energy
* Improved productivity

Curious if a quick snooze could be your secret productivity hack? Dennis Hwang, MD, medical director at Kaiser Permanente's Sleep Center in San Bernardino County, California, shares tips on when to try napping or other relaxation techniques.

How to take a nap
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's going to get even worse when this happens
ON AUGUST 12, 2026, THE WORLD
WILL EXPERIENCE A 7-SECOND LOSS
OF GRAVITY, AND NASA IS FULLY
AWARE AND GEARING UP FOR IT.

conspiracytheoriesus The Earth will lose gravity for 7 seconds and NASA is already secretly preparing for it.

Imagine this: oceans lifting into the sky, objects floating in midair, people clinging to anything they can grab and all of it lasting exactly 7 seconds that could change everything.
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Trader Joe's had some kiwis that are... red?
Two kiwis halved on a cutting board, they're slightly reddish in color on the inside. A spoon is next to the halves (real ones know)
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
You and me both, Emma
Emma Mazzarone rolling her eyes after a couple of errors led to FSU leading VT 2-1 after 2 innings
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
In more positive news, this arrived in the mail! Wanted to go with something other than Rodman
Hal Hershfelt #17 jersey (kit) for the Washington Spirit
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I always knew this day would come!!
Email from Anne Hathaway to me at 7:09 pm
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
As they say in soccer... Let's do that soccer
Audi field pre-game looking through to the field
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Charlie 🧟 ZOTM @cbvt.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Virginia Tech combined wins all-time (137) against the rest of the "Virginias" leaderboard. I did not include the times we have beaten ourselves, which are indeed too numerous to count. #charitibundibowl
Big ol Spencer head from the charity bowl for $137 plus fees
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