cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my insurance didn't approve my medically assisted suicide so now I'm gonna be paying it off for the rest of my life 000
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 22/03/2026can a red lobster boy and a footlocker girl really fall in love in this age 000
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026squeezing out a lōd on the bathroom floor of this Sizzler 000
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026capitalist always be like “competition breeds” ummm ok? 001
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 14/03/2026she asked what i wanted for pi day and i said cicis unlimited buffet and a foot job 010
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 13/03/2026when you say something so ecopog and forrestpilled that your coworker hits you with the coal lobby stare 010
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026saying yes to "is anyone on board a doctor" but they don't know I'm doctor credit card 020
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026why does it cost the same price to buy one newspaper or buy every copy of a newspaper why wouldn't people just buy every newspaper every time 020
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026guyssss i can’t find a punch line to our onion ring joke and they’re starting to get mad at me :( 000
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 06/03/2026new hit book, if you give a worm a can, reaches record breaking 3 sales 010
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026chipotle just be selling ingredients for real pulling up to chipotle like "yeah can I get some ingredients" and they sell them to you 011
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026no it’s fine i just didn’t think you’d take swan song 000
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026guy who’s trying to main mid tier foods: no dude you don’t get it the tuna sub goes crazy with some Squirt the grapefruit soda 010
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026we just got the game spot rating back on your balls, i’m sorry I don’t think we can be friends anymore 000
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026they won’t tell you this, but there’s a dichotomy between gifs in which every gif is either white woman posting or deranged schizoid 010
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026if you see these at the gas station do not buy them!!! you can not win big bucks!!!! 011
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 25/02/2026no you don’t get it i’m actually blessed by the narrative so it’s fine for me to get the roller dog 000
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 19/02/2026things to ask your SO before going on a hero’s journey, ok but what if i accepted the call do you think i should start my strava now or when i reach the unknown should i fail do you think i’d make a good martyr what’s for dinner 020
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026when they’re trying to fuck but you’re low time so you pull out the safety quip 130
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026they’re roasting my ass in 24/7 resort because i can’t do a J turn, fuck my united states life 110
cbt posts @cbtmovie.bsky.social · 02/01/2026they should have an option at mcdonald's where it's cheaper but you have to cook it yourself 040
