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@cbryoshu.bsky.social
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“S.P.D. You call yourself a Butler? I’ll demonstrate, so shut up and watch. It’s all about the Speed, Precision, and Decisiveness.” The Chief Butler of the Edgar Family. D.A.M. about translations. Someone’ll figure it out. *Parody / Not Affiliated w/ PJM

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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Haaaaah… finally. All the maids have been thoroughly retaught. What a huge W.O.T.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Tch. Never seen as much O.D.F. in a while. The Butlers are improving at lowering standards further.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
A small child told me “Happy Mother’s Day” today. ..Heh, T.Y.L.O. If only.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
It’s only been a few days and several Butlers are complaining about the heat. S.W and K.W.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Tsk, almost forgot about this. The Butlers have been F.A.F.M.S. and don’t seem to learn for the long term. Haaaah. More conditioning will have to be done.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
A few of the Butlers have recovered. S.T.R.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A few of the Butlers decided to put a bucket full of water on a door frame. There will be plenty of T.R.I.C.K.S. claimed.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
If I see anyone in the manor within the next twenty four hours pull some “April Fools” ploy, I’ll T.R.I.C.K.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Haaaaah… another day, another dozen explanations. The Nightshift will begin soon. Heh, finally, S.T.L.F.T.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
ESGOO will feel my wrath.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Caught a Butler “accidentally” forgetting her duties. Perhaps tomorrow she won’t have such a R.A.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
These Butlers’ memories are horrible. The next person who asks me to repeat myself will T.A.E.L. starting tomorrow.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hooh, today’s night watch will be O.T.R.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
There’s been too many mistakes without any being fixed or changed. Haah, I’ll have to come up with more convincing methods to get it through their skulls.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
One of the Butlers asked me if they could have V.D. off. I said “no”. Shortly after, they ‘accidentally’ sliced their finger on a knife. Haaaaah, the things these fools will do for a day off.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Already had to whet several Butlers’ knives today. The next one asking for another demonstration will be the demonstration.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The laundry staff managed to shrink several articles of clothing in the wash. Haah… S.A.D.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Haaaaaahhh… I spoke too soon. The Butlers S.I.U.R. today. One step forward, two steps back. Progress lost.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Hooh, a day went by without major mistakes. One step closer to perfection. The Butlers will K.I.U.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Haah.. how many Butlers does it take to screw something up? A.O.T.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just saw a Butler fall on their face, tossing all the dinnerware onto the floor. Haaaaaahh…
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The temperature of the winds has dropped considerably, causing that fool of a Master to go cold and shivering. Hmph, the Butlers M.K.H.W. at all costs when tending to him directly.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Just beat up sixteen Butlers for waking up thirty minutes late.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The weather is expected to be especially strong around this time of year, and yet some Butlers are still taken by surprise. Tch.. we still have a long way to go.
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Ryōshū @cbryoshu.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I’ve been told being here would “broaden my horizons”. Haah… if I see even one Butler slacking off, I’ll G.T.A.R.B.
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