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@cbpunk.bsky.social
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Appreciate the absurd. Run a DC community farmers market to provide decent food. Die hard Mets fan but also season ticket holder for the Washington Nationals. Resubscribed to Washington National Opera to stick it to the 🍊💩. Save the Kennedy Center!

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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ghouls! Live on TrumpTV? apnews.com/live/trump-m...
apnews.com
Live updates: Pentagon says firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As usual, the 🍊💩 foists crappy products on gullible MAGA acolytes. thedailybeast.com/trump-phones...
thedailybeast.com
Trump’s ‘Golden’ Phone Hit With Savage Reviews
The $500 device has received a gag-inducing comparison.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This idea will not end well. None of these actors or the 🍊💩have any morals! Trump touts AI self regulation, data center benefits in tech leader luncheon www.cnbc.com/2026/09/29/t...
cnbc.com
Trump says he and tech leaders signed AI agreement that is 'morally binding'
The artificial intelligence luncheon comes as calls for a slowdown and regulation reach a fever pitch
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another example of 🍊💩only inviting the best to US healthcare summit theswamp.substack.com/p/russell-br...
theswamp.substack.com
Russell Brand Joins MAGA Health Summit Weeks Before Rape Trial
Today in The Swamp: Tuesday, September 29
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So a Stella at @nationals.com is $14. Meanwhile at the supermarket - $4.50. Fans need to strike!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Censorship from the social media oligarchs that don’t care about violence and sex predators on their platforms. thedailybeast.com/obsessed/dam...
thedailybeast.com
Damning Elon Musk Film Hit With Shocking Censorship
Musk’s power is the subject of Alex Gibney’s new documentary—and apparently the reason some platforms don’t want to advertise it.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Could not agree more- and I contribute my own set of Fucks!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dolly day 9-2-5
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dolly Parton remembrance date today 9-2-5
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does Safeway have a conscience?
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do you feel safer? Trump Says His Contested Arch Would House Drones and Snipers www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Says His D.C. Arch Would Be a ‘Military Complex’ Housing Drones and Snipers
The president’s announcement on Sunday echoed his justification for the White House ballroom: that the project was necessary for national security.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If journalists are not pissing off the 🍊💩 by reporting the truth then they aren’t doing their job. Support CNN, MSNOW, and Politico! Buckle up for First Amendment action. The 🍊💩 is a wanker! Trump says he's banning MS NOW, CNN and Politico from White House www.cnbc.com/2026/09/18/t...
cnbc.com
Trump says he's banning MS NOW, CNN and Politico from White House
President Donald Trump said he is banning MS NOW, CNN and Politico from the White House over their coverage of him.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The “glue sniffing” Daily Beast is not doing its job if it isn’t pissing off the Whitehouse!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving reprobate! Lock him up! www.espn.com/college-foot...
espn.com
North Carolina DC Steve Belichick resigns as investigation ends
North Carolina DC Steve Belichick has resigned as the university's probe into the football program's culture and climate found "isolated" disregard for standards of conduct.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can’t get enough of the trolling and memes on this! I have nothing against Usha Vance other than being married to a Wanker. www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...
irishstar.com
Usha Vance posts for National Diaper Need Awareness Week - but it backfires
Second Lady Usha Vance took to Instagram this week sharing a post in honor of National Diaper Need Awareness Week, but it quickly backfired in the comment section
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
More support that Kevin Warsh is an empty suit! Levi’s a danger to Fed independence. Trump says he told Warsh to vote for hike with the rest of Fed board www.cnbc.com/2026/09/16/t...
cnbc.com
Trump says he told Warsh to vote for hike with the rest of Fed board: 'It's not going to matter'
President Donald Trump previously threatened to cut off trade with countries that have trade surpluses with the U.S. if the Fed doesn't cut interest rates.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The corrupt blazing narcissist will do this if we let him! The wrecking cranes are idling. www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...
washingtonpost.com
Trump says Kennedy Center could be ‘ripped down’ without his intervention
The center remained closed Wednesday as management cited “imminent life-safety risks” and a federal judge ordered officials to respond to a challenge to the shutdown.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Joe Rogan is a MAGA sycophant. He doesn’t know about Ken Paxton’s corruption? Give me a break!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
More on the Kennedy Center closing. Only missing the bulldozers. Good God the 🍊💩is a world class Asshole! www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...
washingtonpost.com
Read the text of the proposal to close the Kennedy Center
Two draft resolutions say the center is facing imminent bankruptcy and could close as soon as Tuesday.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jr. is a class A Wanker! Russian Businessman Paid for Donald Trump Jr.’s Lavish Wedding After-Party www.nytimes.com/2026/09/14/u...
nytimes.com
Russian Businessman With Putin Ties Paid for Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Party
The payments, totaling hundreds of thousands of dollars, represented an extraordinary flouting of ethical norms for an American president’s family member.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Another proof that everything that the 🍊💩 touches - DIES! But this one hurts! www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...
washingtonpost.com
Kennedy Center could close as early as Tuesday, warns of bankruptcy, documents show
Officials said the center is facing “certain fiscal collapse” within weeks, insist that adding President Donald Trump’s name may be the only way to avoid bankruptcy.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A clinical reality check on the 🍊💩’s $5K promise from “Seeking Alpha” A business perspective from a neutral organization. Bottom line - unrealistic lie from the insane buffoon seekingalpha.com/news/4641581...
seekingalpha.com
Can Trump really pay everyone $5K if GOP wins midterms? (SPY:NYSEARCA)
Trump’s proposed $5,000 “Trump dividend” faces $1.2T funding gaps, congressional approval hurdles, and election-law questions.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Real hero’s are humble and don’t brag!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
F*CK GOOGLE.COM! Ass kissing the 🍊💩! Sniveling wankers!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WEB DuBois died today in 1963. He insights on Jim Crow and racial politics still resonate. His books deserve a read!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
God willing! www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
washingtonpost.com
Doctors say Trump’s weight poses a significant health risk
The president has gained about 20 pounds since his campaign, according to his statements and those of aides.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So much for independent SCOTUS. Another blow against the constitution by weasel Robert’s. Totally FUBAR. apnews.com/live/trump-e...
apnews.com
Live updates: Supreme Court chief justice allows White House ballroom renovation to continue for now
Trump warns Iran of an 'economic D-Day', Trump to stump for Sen. Darline Graham days ahead of South Carolina’s GOP Senate runoff, investigators seek interviews related to Mar-a-Lago search.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And the best part for the 🍊💩is that he could walk through the girls dressing room and gawk!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What’s next on the ICE brutality agenda? Death rays? Lend me a pair and 5 minutes with Stephen Miller! apnews.com/article/ice-...
apnews.com
AP Exclusive: ICE plans to give officers gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks
Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks that are intended to gain compliance from combative individuals.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dodgers drop another one to the Cubs - now on a 6 game losing streak! The force from the 🍊💩is strong!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We are totally screwed! Seek cover! seekingalpha.com/news/4627344...
seekingalpha.com
Trump denies missile shortages, says U.S. has 'massive amounts' of munitions
Trump denies reports of dwindling U.S. missile stockpiles amid the Iran war, vows to hunt leakers—read more.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Be Woke! The Buddha was asked “Are you a God?” He responded “No, I am awake,” Observe Be aware
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Poor Frida - how the mighty are humbled by their next generation
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Dodgers demise from the touch from the 🍊💩 begins! Do it again @mariners.com www.espn.com/mlb/game/_/g...
espn.com
Mariners 7-6 Dodgers (Jul 28, 2026) Final Score - ESPN
Game summary of the Seattle Mariners vs. Los Angeles Dodgers MLB game, final score 7-6, from July 28, 2026 on ESPN.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Winner of ugliest dog award thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
thedailybeast.com
Trump Goon Smears Acting Legend With Sick Sex Claim
Steven Cheung went low in his rebuttal to the Hollywood star.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stupid Fox Sports - Where the hell is New York, New Jersey? It’s the damn Meadowlands, New Jersey!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a friggin’ asshat. Certified WANKER ❄️ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
washingtonpost.com
JD Vance is moving to a wealthy enclave outside D.C. Cue the gossip (and complaints).
Motorcades and helicopter noise top the list of concerns for residents of this old-money town who see it as an escape from Washington.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@secmullin.bsky.social is truly the dumbest tin-star goon in the 🍊💩’s portfolio of boot licking sycophants. A blood thirsty low IQ echo chamber. Raw violence is his only response. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07...
nytimes.com
Trump Live Updates: DHS Secretary Echoes Misleading Election Security Claims From Trump's Speech
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The grift is considered acceptable behavior in the 🍊💩’s administration. This guy only committed the sin of not giving the 🍊💩 a share! www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/t...
nytimes.com
White House Teleprompter Operator Bet on Trump Speeches, Kalshi Says
A technical assistant to President Trump won around $100,000, according to the prediction market, which flagged the activity to the federal government.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This empty suit is the 🍊💩’s puppet! Warsh is incompetent- a Lauder nepo-in-law Warsh says he meets 'often' with Trump administration, defends independence www.cnbc.com/2026/07/15/f...
cnbc.com
Fed Chairman Warsh says he meets 'often' with Trump administration, defends independence
Kevin Warsh said Wednesday that he speaks with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent frequently outside their regular weekly meetings.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Don’t trust @secmullin.bsky.social He is power hungry and blood thirsty. A total reprobate.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
More violence from bloof thirsty @senmullin.bsky.social and his cretin ICE goons. Killing to appease the 🍊💩! www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
washingtonpost.com
ICE officer fatally shoots Mexican man in Houston during traffic stop
The incident appears to mark the first deadly shooting by federal immigration officers since Renee Good and Alex Pretti were killed in Minneapolis in January.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Typical @politico.com biased reporting supporting despicable Markwayne Mullin and his criminal leadership of ICE @senmullin.bsky.social www.politico.com/live-updates...
politico.com
Mullin: I 'danced a happy dance' when Iran got knocked out
Inside Homeland Security's Tijuana gambit to keep a team at arm's length.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This ugly turd is dangerous - part of the white nationalist South African mafia. He is controlling republicans with his dangerous ideas - and even some democrats, such as @booker.senate.gov www.cnn.com/2026/07/02/u...
cnn.com
Peter Thiel: The pope is ‘working for the Chinese Communists’ by criticizing AI | CNN
Speaking at the Aspen Ideas Festival, the billionaire tech investor said the Vatican’s concerns could discourage America in the AI arms race, warned of a democratic-socialist takeover and explained wh...
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Look at this despicable excuse of a man. Mark Wayne Mullin is shaping ICE in his own brutal image. He has lost control of his own agents who shoot innocent civilians with pepper balls from the comfort of their government cars with impunity! God save us from this cretin!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The 🍊💩just put the U.S. team under pall! Any victory will be tainted by his intervention. As always, he has no respect for rules! Everything he touches dies! apnews.com/article/falo...
apnews.com
White House called FIFA’s Infantino to review Team USA’s Folarin Balogun’s red card, AP source says
The White House made a call to FIFA to ask Gianni Infantino to review Folarin Balogun’s red card, according to a person familiar with the call who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not...
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thin air accusation by Dennis O’Leary that the Chinese are funding data center protests. thedailybeast.com/fox-news-meg...
thedailybeast.com
Fox News Megastar Forced to Read Humiliating Apology
Maria Bartiromo began a pattern of apologies on the network following fact-free claims by Canadian Trump fan Kevin O’Leary.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Trump & Lutnick crime family! Trump Cut a Billion-Dollar Mining Deal. His Sons Stand to Profit. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/28/w...
nytimes.com
Trump Cut a Billion-Dollar Mining Deal. His Sons Stand to Profit.
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Keeping my 2009 iMac running. I have been updating its OS through GitHub since 2018. Now running Sonoma and will upgrade to Sequoia in the fall. Don’t let Tim Cook push you into costly upgrades. Yeah, my iMac is a bit slow, but so am I. Works for me!
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cbpunk.bsky.social @cbpunk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Who the heck would want this abomination of the U.S. passport? No thanks!
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