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Chris Dardis

@cbdardis.bsky.social
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Animator/Rigger/Tech Artist Formerly - 🦖Animatronics @ Creature Technology Co. Currently - 🧌Moonbeast Studio - working on an ARPG Moonbeast Discord - discord.gg/28eUkRfz linktr.ee/ChrisDardis 📍Melbourne, Australia

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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mass once a day? I grew up catholic, and this was literally no-one's daily activity, unless you were a brother or a nun. Strong trad-cath/recent convert vibes.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, the young Trad-Caths are to Catholicism what the Taliban are to Sunni Islam. Reversion, Control, Rigidity and Power are their driving force.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I saw a comment calling her 'Spraygun' and i really wish I had thought of that.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Time to play in the amorphous tan void kids, try not to let your mind turn in on itself....
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*edit Supra sorry The Celica has charm too tho
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh yes! Please!!! My fave was 84 celica ..... mmmmmm
Interior of an 84 Celica
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Rauru I KNOW it was your freak ass
A comic strip of Link asleep in the temple of time, where Rauru approaches and pierces his ear. The last panel is a still of Rauru saying "Ballin"
I cant find the artist of this comic!!!
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah, their friendship is quite sweet. Plus, now I have daughters listening to The Cure back catalogue, while I quietly watch and enjoy their discoveries :).
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Are you not entertained?!"
Tennis player Loïs Boisson, arms outstretched with manic grin, teetering on the edge.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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The It Crowd Channel 4 - Douglas Reynholm "Doesn't Bother Me"
ALT: The It Crowd Channel 4 - Douglas Reynholm "Doesn't Bother Me"
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lasha3D @lasha3d.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
commissions open, open for job.. RT if you can 😍
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is a very handy-looking widget!
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Going for the youth vote.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A friend of mine has parents who look just like the couple in this book. They flung it at her before going upstairs for a 'bath'. Childhood trauma, as she connected the dots with an alarming visual simile.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Generational pride ('proud gen x, raised yadayada') in profiles always makes my skin itch. It is wormsign for the planets worst bell-ends skulking through the sand. "Don't you know I am an architect of the internet?" Uh, no.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It was a visually extravagant horror movie. The premise was they can enter the mind of a serial killer... And it is a gaudy, f'd-up place. Hard to explain, but this has the same black/empty feel.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Cell (2000)
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This implies he shot heaps of sex and nudity, but then cut it. Perving is a directors privilege I guess?
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Big Lebowski: You Said It, Man!
Alt: Big Lebowski: You Said It, Man!
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Saw him on the stump in my next-door electorate. Several of his supporters had been risen from the dead to door-knock with him, so maybe? From the looks of them, he had turned wine into whine. Wearing their best 'Trump 2024' hats for reasons known only to them.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Have none of you ever read Dickens' seminal novella 'a Thanksgiving Carol'?
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tangentially - It needs a rebrand I reckon. Quite a sharp name.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Very relatable! Watching her as 'Lily St. Regis' in Annie was a seminal moment of this boy's life.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is actually a benchmark fess. No affectation, no embellishment. Bravo.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You do beautiful work Anine!
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Geraldine, so sorry about you Mum 😔 ♥️
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Three Friends as Cowboys
Alt: Three Friends as Cowboys
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Chairman Mo
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@cameronwilson.bsky.social This is your beat, right?
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They are missing thirst for knowledge. Strictly a song about ditzy broads and bathtub maintenance.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Glad it's not just me and Tom. youtu.be/zLI09EVqnOk?...
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Scary movies on wikipedia (Halloween Spooktacular)
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
She was my first love. Singing with Kermit, and I felt feelings.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Don't Douthat!
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Yep 😬! My wife just zones out when I start off "Well, Karlach would never..."
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I need a date! This 'coming soon' is driving me mental ...
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If America's 'Reichstag fire' turns out to be a dodgy duckpond... I will not be surprised. At all.
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dgbaumgart @dgbaumgart.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Like, the fundamental thing with "AI" - it all starts with a massive and ongoing act of theft (or infringement, if you like). It's a few billionaire, or trillionaire, owned tech companies stealing everything we ever did then selling it back as a worse version of the work we all do.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
www.cnbc.com/2019/10/04/s... 3 years too early, bummer.
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Snap CEO Evan Spiegel says smart glasses are 10 years away from mass adoption
Snap CEO Evan Spiegel on Friday said he expects it will be 10 years before consumers widely adopt augmented-reality smart glasses.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I quite like this concept, for thetime when I can't find the time or fuel money :). Check it out!
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
[obligatory]
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Nelson Muntz's Iconic 'Ha Ha!' Laugh
Alt: Nelson Muntz's Iconic 'Ha Ha!' Laugh
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Elena Kononenko @kononenko.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hello, today is my Birthday! ✨And the best gift for an artist is a retweet of their artworks 🍃🌿
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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Francesca Scorsese pounding at Martin Scorsese's door as he spends hours watching those videos where a grapefruit gets cucked by a strawberry or whatever
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"Exit liquidity for venture capital." Maybe the truest thing I have heard this year.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
He's like some weird Rococo bowerbird.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Lucky you. I am too old to be fucking on floors.
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
More like 'Depress-hole' :(
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Git gud I guess?
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Chris Dardis @cbdardis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
When my daughters move out of home, I am going to play this to make it feel like they are still around. Thanks!
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