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CB Seagull

@cb-seagull.bsky.social
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BHAFC, RC Lens admirer, honorary citizen of Firenze and shirt collecting. KM22 fan before it was cool 💙🤍.

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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Fuck right off Albion. Playing like this the least important game of the season. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I will genuinely be glad to see the back of Van Hecke this summer, been saying all season that he looks like his head is elsewhere, been giving him the benefit of the doubt until recently but that’s 3 matches in the last month where his mistakes have cost us dearly now. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Just needed a fucking draw. One fucking job and they blow it at the death. Fucking hate football #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Fuck sakes #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And what a surprise, Hurzeler has killed the momentum by giving them a week off right as we were in our stride… We’ve gone from being in a strong position to finish in the European spots to looking like it’ll be a real roll of dice. He really doesn’t understand the basics does he? #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Congrats to Cov on their promotion back up. Will be great to see some fresh faces in the premier league. My old man is very pleased indeed. #PUSB
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The “glamour” shots of Croydon on Fiorentina’s socials for tonight’s game are hilarious. There are absolutely no redeeming pictures whatsoever.
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Lovely goal from Mitoma to make Japan the first Asian team to beat England and an assist from the hopefully Albion bound Ueda to tee him up as well. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Oh, Fiorentina! Di ogni squadra ti vogliam regina… You’ve got an important job to do boys, forza Fiorentina. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Arsenal fans sure do seem to project a lot when they call other teams and fans crybabies. There was only one team crying to their best mate Kavanagh all night. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Dear me Arsenal, what a load of cheating shite you are. Need a dodgy ref as your 12th man to win your games for you. Kavanagh is a cheating scumbag once again, never forget his other games officiating for us. Especially the penalty after full time. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oh dear, the vitriolic Hurzeler in crowd are being especially obnoxious tonight. Two wins doesn’t change the fact that he had us in relegation from for 3 months. The phrases short term memory and reactionary come to mind. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Turn 1 win in 13 to 2 in 14 and all the club mouthpieces and Bloom/Hurzeler evangelicals go into overdrive, all the sensible fans who are calling the poor results and performance for what they are are back to being called bed wetters by them… and they have the nerve to call us reactionary 🙄 #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Season’s over then. Time to jettison the dead weight manager this poor team have been dragging along like an anchor around their neck before he drowns us. Get someone new in and give them a head start on next season. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
That’ll be game over then. 1 win in 13 now #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Come on Roberto, come and save us from this sad, one man Coldplay tribute act of a manager #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Well well well, look at that, we’re well and truly in a relegation scrap now #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Why hasn’t he gone yet? #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hurzeler in morons, how you gonna spin this one? #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Selhurst seems to love a good derailing at the moment #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Who is detached from reality exactly then ? Think it might be the bloke who thinks Hurzeler is doing a decent job? #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
1 win in 10 now…. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yet again, fuck VAR #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Taking the piss out of paying fans. Hurzeler is a clueless cretin. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
We want our light show back 🤪 #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Bloom and Barber do try and pull some right old shit but at least they’re nowhere near as bad as Beaky. 😂 Palace’s week has been the funniest thing in a while, he really has well and truly shat the bed here. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Winning in the third round isn’t for everyone. #BHAFC #CPFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Beadle and Rushworth both looking very good in the midlands derby today #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Mental that, we finally start a striker and we win a game. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Pascal, mein Kaiser 🥲 #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Wishing Der Kaiser a very happy new year indeed. Best bit of news since Mitoma turned down the Saudis. Hopefully it’s deal as player manager so we can get a proper German manager in charge. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
11 shots to Albion’s 0 in the first half. Hurzeler you are an embarrassments taking this team further and further backwards. Get out our club. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Here we go. This’ll be a nice easy 3-0 to Arsenal at this rate. This cretinous PE teacher isn’t up to the job once again. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Fucking horrendous lineup from the moron in charge again. Rather than learn and start a striker he’s now decided to take all the attacking threat out? What the fuck is wrong with him? It’s a team that’s designed to be on the worst possible back foot from the off. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Automatic qualification isn’t for everyone it seems 🤣 #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
We are such dross under Hurzeler #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Well and truly shit the bed tonight. Docked wages for all hopefully. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Utter shit when leading by two again. What the fuck is Hurzeler’s problem #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Bottling another 6 pointer. Both goals gifted. Pathetic. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Bit worrying about Boscagli, he does not look happy at all the he’s gone from regular minutes and champions league to getting almost nothing with us. I fear we’re going to drive away a very good player if he doesn’t start getting league minutes soon. Needs to be rotated with ageing Dunk. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Just another reason to not like Plastic Disney Bollocks FC for spoiling Cov’s fun.
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Just seen that Pedro has got a deservedly shit cover photo on his Wikipedia page since his tantrum driven move to BlueCo FC, very petty of me but it made me laugh to myself #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Poor again. Exact same as Liverpool last year, they put out a second string team. Hurzeler doesn’t take the competition seriously and we chuck away a decent chance to progress. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Don’t want to hear the happy clapping, Hurzeler arse-kissing crowd banging on about how things are going alright and that we can still win a cup after tonight. You need to wake up to reality #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Utter crap again. Season is a write off at this point because there’s no chance Bloom is getting rid of this charlatan now even though he needs to. Players look like they’ve had the confidence sucked out of them. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Utter shit. Defended like a bunch of traffic cones. Didn’t move didn’t put challenges in, just let them waltz through us. Embarrassing. Time to go Hurzeler, you’ve been on borrowed time for months #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Hurzeler just doesn’t know how to hold on to a lead does he? #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Anyone else just not looking forward to matchdays anymore since Hurzeler took charge? #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
@ryanadsett.bsky.social just seen your insta story about Hurzeler not coming over to the travelling fans after a defeat once again. Utterly disgraceful behaviour. For all his talk of passion he doesn’t seem to have any. #BHAFC
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CB Seagull @cb-seagull.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
4 points out of 12. We don’t look like we have a plan going into games, it takes 60 minutes or so until Hurzeler figures out a plan by which point we’re on the back foot. It’s purely reactive, there’s no cohesion. It’s simply not good enough, we’re sleepwalking towards a relegation scrap. #BHAFC
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