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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Something to sip on in my hotel room while I'm baked on vacation. What I REALLY need is a co-sipper, preferably naked, but alas.

A bottle of El Padrino churro-flavored tequila cream. The bottle neck has a little laced-up corset on it.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Band With Rocks In has withdrawn from Ed Sheeran's tour

Artist: Loopydave. A monochrome image of The Band With Rocks In from the Discworld. Buddy on guitar, Glod Glodsson blowing a horn, and Lias Bluestone the Troll on drums.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We have: Death and a simian wizard.

Death from the cover of Soul Music, about to play the Empty Chord, posing dramatically on a rock with a black electric guitar.

The Librarian of Unseen University, who was turned into an orangutan by a magical accident and has resisted all attempts to turn him back. He is one of the most competent and respected of the wizards.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We have: drunken faerie armies and the Lancre Witches. (You don't really want to throw down with either.)

A drawing of several of the Nac Mac Feegle, tiny red-haired faeries covered in blue tattoos, wearing kilts, waving weapons about, and their names: Wee Dangerous Spike, Medium Sized Jock, Wee Bobby, Rob Anybody, Wee Jock Jock, Not Totally Wee Georgie, Big Yan, Rob Anybody (again), and Hamish (who is parachuting down with what is probably someone's underwear)

The three OG Witches of Lancre: Magrat Garlick, Nanny Ogg on the Banjo with the evil cat Greebo barely visible sleeping on her broomstick, and Esmerelda Weatherwax (you'd be better off facing Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate at the same time)

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We have: the world's oldest barbarian hero, and the granddaughter of Death who will kick your ass even harder than Cohen the Barbarian will.

Cohen the Barbarian, at LEAST 80 years old, made entirely of sinew and bony knobs, wearing a loincloth, boots, bracers, mantle, and eyepatch. Sitting in his throne mourning that there are no more worlds to conquer.

Susan Sto Helit, granddaughter of Death (yes, the guy with the scythe), played by Michelle Dockery in the Sky adaptation of Hogfather, dressed all in black, white hair with a black stripe, the brooch of her cloak Death's Omega symbol, grasping Death's sword and getting ready to ruin someone's day.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We have: werewolf city watchmen and Dwarven gender studies.

Ingrid Bolsø Berdal as Sergeant Angua in the Sky adaptation of Discworld's Going Postal, wearing an iron helmet, her badge on a collar around her neck, and staring menacingly.

A drawing of Cheery Littlebottom wearing her iron horned helment, long flowing beard, leather skirt, flowered boots, and spraying a bit of perfume. Quote from Terry Pratchett "All dwarves have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional. -- Terry Pratchett". Is signed with a KW!!

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We have: fat and useless wizards, and a Chosen One NOBODY would have ever chosen.

The faculty of Unseen University, largely a bunch of bearded old men who eat huge dinners (the young Mr. Ponder Stibbons the current exception) and the Librarian in front, who is an organgutan.

Rincewind the Wizard from the cover of The Last Continent, dressed as a wizardly castaway, his magical Luggage following him on hundreds of tiny feet, carrying a hobo bag with a stolen sheep in it.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

What's that? Jonesing to enroll in a magical university and the only one you've heard of sucks donkey farts? Allow me to offer you some Unseen University.

The crest of Unseen University of Ahkh-Morpork, est 1282 (AM). Central shield bears the motto "Nvnc id vides, nvnc ne vides" ("Now you see it, now you don't")

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Well, I've been all over, and I spent about a year and a half in southern California, so that checks out. I still use "y'all" a TON and I tend to throw a couple extra doubleyous when I say words like "dog" or "frog".

Screenshot of the Dialect Map thinger saying that I talk 54% Californian

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Playing Tropico and can't figure out why my new teamster depot can't access the road, and realize it's because I've placed a busker stand literally right where it blocks their road access so they can't get deliveries out because there's an asshole playing a ukelele in their driveway.

Cover art for the Tropico 6 PC game, featuring a godly El Presidente image hovering over an island landscape with an erupting volcano and a stolen Eiffel Tower.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

An image of the space Winnebago from Spaceballs, Eagle-5

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Okay I need six seasons and a movie out of this.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Petition to give Howard the Duck the Spider-verse treatment please and thank you

The movie poster from the Lucas Howard the Duck movie, with a giant Duck egg with Howard's beak and feet sticking out

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Therapy and love are off the table so fuck my A1C I guess

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

GOP talking to Mitch McConnell

Beverly Crusher fucking a ghost in Sub Rosa

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The writer of that headline to himself for the next 30 business days

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I do NOT remember who created this or where I found it. If anyone knows please tell me so I can remove/credit, whichever they prefer. #DeepSpace9 #Brooklyn99

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Anyone leading a Microsoft Teams meeting when I have 87 things to do

Winston Wolf from Pulp Fiction, holding a coffee and saying "Let's all start sucking each others' dicks."

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I don't want to work tomorrow. I can't be trusted in an office environment currently.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Are...are my calzones multiplying? How many calzones are coming, anyway?

Snip of a receipt from a pizza joint showing Ghost's calzone order as an "Italian calzone calzone" and a "bacon cheeseburger calzone calzone"

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Well, they certainly were cheesy and you can bet they smelled of garlic. A fitting tribute.

A banner ad from a pizza joint advertising the Founders' Six: a small 8" garlic cheesy bread for $2.50. There is a big $17.76 but that's the price for their pizza combo offscreen.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

That's where my ego/self-respect/optimism are currently, so if someone wants to bring me tacos and scritch my scalp through my hair and murmur encouragingly while I play Mario Kart, I could use 6-8 hours of that.

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Ghost @cavalryghost.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Watching this finally, forgot how very dark it is. I do love it and the story is fantastic. It's just, well. Not helping the doomy feelings.

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